the level of hoe-ignorance here is appalling
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Date: July 9th, 2024 2:13 AM Author: Shimmering degenerate
Yea, in the days of Adam Kadmon, under the palm trees of Geb-et-Dhinah, him who walked verily amongst the plowmen and ditch-diggers of yore, striking the serpents upon the face with a cane of cypress and myrrh, it was once asked by an impious shepherd, prone to many habits of disgrace upon the soil'd tent-floors of the traveling folk, "He of many colors, your majesty, mighty are thee, great is your grace, you who divide the goats into many containers of ale and grain, about twelve lepǎ to the lamashtū, I question thee: ism-ist (as it was often said by peoples of the day) there not a single hoe amongst thy flock?"
Adam Kadmon, he of the gracious curls, the bright eyes, aye, the one who divided the goats into many containers of ale and grain, about twelve lepǎ to the lamashtū, roared with laughter. "Shepherd, bull-eater, blackfooted walker from Uruk down to Gestorah, there is nary a man within the flock of mine own design disposed to make a hoe of the suckling does, the breeding rabbits, the bushy tailed ewes, all whom reside perched upon the waters and soils of mine lands."
And the people were astonished by this proclamation, and much gaiety under the ears and sleeping cap of Enlil, he of the the yellowy-brass dome, he of the long beard and rosy cheeks, speaker of the first doctrines, lawgiver, giver of laws, maker of laws, guy writes laws, known to all in labour'd detail from Kush to the running streams of the Sinai, was had by all.
-The Zohar (as recited in audiobook form, by the ghost of Bernard de Mandeville)
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