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Drunken Snowy Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
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talented iridescent kitty institution
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Cowardly twinkling stead sex offender
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Pink base
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Drunken Snowy Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
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Bonkers half-breed
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Cowardly twinkling stead sex offender
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Wonderful anal piazza
  07/02/25
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Ebony self-centered genital piercing
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Drunken Snowy Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Nubile Yarmulke Patrolman
  07/02/25
tp.
Bonkers half-breed
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Drunken Snowy Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: talented iridescent kitty institution



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Cowardly twinkling stead sex offender

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Pink base

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Drunken Snowy Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Bonkers half-breed



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Cowardly twinkling stead sex offender

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Wonderful anal piazza

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Ebony self-centered genital piercing



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Drunken Snowy Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Nubile Yarmulke Patrolman

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Bonkers half-breed

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066134)