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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
exciting resort
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
umber casino
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
spruce free-loading center
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Carnelian demanding fanboi
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
offensive mind-boggling bawdyhouse hissy fit
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Bateful chrome hospital ape
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Flickering Insane Area Round Eye
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Mauve kitty cat
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
well-lubricated swollen chapel tank
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Domesticated wagecucks
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
floppy hyperactive liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
bipolar fragrant home
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Federal digit ratio den
  06/30/25
cr
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
well-lubricated swollen chapel tank
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Arousing locus
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
floppy hyperactive liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Thriller balding main people
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Federal digit ratio den
  06/30/25
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brindle at-the-ready site
  07/01/25
*bussy
Charismatic Sick Set Associate
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Bateful chrome hospital ape
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
razzmatazz pit
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
racy lay rigor
  06/30/25
fuck
Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
razzmatazz pit
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
exciting resort
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Arousing locus
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
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vigorous organic girlfriend
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Bright Mildly Autistic Church Building Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Honey-headed reading party public bath
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
shimmering chest-beating personal credit line philosopher-king
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Honey-headed reading party public bath
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Thriller balding main people
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Honey-headed reading party public bath
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Flushed queen of the night
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Dark infuriating national dragon
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Garnet Gas Station Depressive
  06/30/25
tcr
Thriller balding main people
  07/01/25
just jump
trip nursing home alpha
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
...
cerise boiling water school cafeteria
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Topaz Costumed Cuckold
  06/30/25
wow
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
sexy meetinghouse
  06/30/25
JFC man
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Mauve kitty cat
  06/30/25
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trip nursing home alpha
  06/30/25
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Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza
  06/30/25
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floppy hyperactive liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Harsh maniacal whorehouse son of senegal
  06/30/25
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diverse fantasy-prone stock car heaven
  06/30/25
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Dark infuriating national dragon
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Garnet Gas Station Depressive
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Bright Mildly Autistic Church Building Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
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Laughsome deep mad-dog skullcap haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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brindle at-the-ready site
  07/01/25
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Judgmental Feces Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
French Regret
  07/01/25
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Comical persian principal's office
  07/01/25
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spruce free-loading center
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
offensive mind-boggling bawdyhouse hissy fit
  06/30/25
bro
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
...
Garnet Gas Station Depressive
  06/30/25
lol
Thriller balding main people
  07/01/25
...
jade sticky lettuce
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Cowardly Marvelous Brethren Mediation
  06/30/25
jfc
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
well-lubricated swollen chapel tank
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Harsh maniacal whorehouse son of senegal
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
diverse fantasy-prone stock car heaven
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Thriller balding main people
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Cowardly Marvelous Brethren Mediation
  07/01/25
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shimmering chest-beating personal credit line philosopher-king
  07/01/25
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diverse fantasy-prone stock car heaven
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Comical persian principal's office
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Soggy Violent Friendly Grandma Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Arousing locus
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza
  06/30/25
...
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  07/01/25
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Bearded menage cumskin
  07/01/25
lol
Thriller balding main people
  07/01/25
...
trip nursing home alpha
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Hairraiser Idiot
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
slap-happy skinny woman
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
crystalline becky
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Frum drunken base
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Swashbuckling State Incel
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Bearded menage cumskin
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
180 fat ankles corner
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Thriller balding main people
  07/01/25
...
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
brindle at-the-ready site
  07/01/25
😟
massive temple candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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Emerald Cuckoldry Partner
  07/01/25
holy shit
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Bearded menage cumskin
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
crusty lodge
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Comical persian principal's office
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Bateful chrome hospital ape
  07/01/25
...
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Comical persian principal's office
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Comical persian principal's office
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Topaz Costumed Cuckold
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Bateful chrome hospital ape
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
lascivious canary roommate
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
brindle at-the-ready site
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
brilliant foreskin
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  07/06/25
...
Topaz Costumed Cuckold
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Misunderstood orchestra pit death wish
  07/06/25
...
diverse fantasy-prone stock car heaven
  07/06/25
lol
Thriller balding main people
  07/07/25
wow
Fluffy Field Double Fault
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: exciting resort

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: umber casino

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: spruce free-loading center

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Carnelian demanding fanboi

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: offensive mind-boggling bawdyhouse hissy fit

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bateful chrome hospital ape

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Flickering Insane Area Round Eye

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Mauve kitty cat

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated swollen chapel tank

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Domesticated wagecucks

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive liquid oxygen

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bipolar fragrant home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Federal digit ratio den

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated swollen chapel tank

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Arousing locus

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive liquid oxygen

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Thriller balding main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Federal digit ratio den

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: brindle at-the-ready site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Charismatic Sick Set Associate

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Bateful chrome hospital ape

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: racy lay rigor

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: exciting resort

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Arousing locus

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: vigorous organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Bright Mildly Autistic Church Building Party Of The First Part

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed reading party public bath

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: shimmering chest-beating personal credit line philosopher-king

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed reading party public bath

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Thriller balding main people

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed reading party public bath

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Flushed queen of the night

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Dark infuriating national dragon

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Garnet Gas Station Depressive

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Thriller balding main people

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: trip nursing home alpha

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: cerise boiling water school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Topaz Costumed Cuckold

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: sexy meetinghouse

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Mauve kitty cat

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: trip nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Harsh maniacal whorehouse son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: diverse fantasy-prone stock car heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Dark infuriating national dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Garnet Gas Station Depressive

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Bright Mildly Autistic Church Building Party Of The First Part

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Laughsome deep mad-dog skullcap haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: brindle at-the-ready site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Judgmental Feces Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: French Regret

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Comical persian principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: spruce free-loading center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: offensive mind-boggling bawdyhouse hissy fit

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Garnet Gas Station Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Thriller balding main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: jade sticky lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cowardly Marvelous Brethren Mediation

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated swollen chapel tank

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Harsh maniacal whorehouse son of senegal

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: diverse fantasy-prone stock car heaven

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Thriller balding main people

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Cowardly Marvelous Brethren Mediation

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: shimmering chest-beating personal credit line philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: diverse fantasy-prone stock car heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Comical persian principal's office

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Soggy Violent Friendly Grandma Indian Lodge

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Arousing locus

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Gunner Piazza

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Bearded menage cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Thriller balding main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: trip nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser Idiot

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: slap-happy skinny woman

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: crystalline becky

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Frum drunken base

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling State Incel

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Bearded menage cumskin

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: 180 fat ankles corner

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Thriller balding main people

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: brindle at-the-ready site

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: massive temple candlestick maker

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Emerald Cuckoldry Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Bearded menage cumskin

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: crusty lodge

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Comical persian principal's office

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Bateful chrome hospital ape

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Comical persian principal's office

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Comical persian principal's office

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Topaz Costumed Cuckold

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Bateful chrome hospital ape

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: lascivious canary roommate

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: brindle at-the-ready site

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: brilliant foreskin

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Topaz Costumed Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Misunderstood orchestra pit death wish

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: diverse fantasy-prone stock car heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Thriller balding main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Fluffy Field Double Fault

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)