https://x.com/Daily_MailUS/status/2057847885639688226	cruel-hearted range	05/22/26
We sure this wasn't one of them CHINESE weather balloons?	spectacular feces office	05/22/26
Not going to research my way out of a good headline.	cruel-hearted range	05/22/26
Good call. It would be unAmerican to do otherwise	spectacular feces office	05/22/26
Over 300 dildos fell out of it after the impact.	Gold fragrant church building rigor	05/22/26
Looked like a balloon to me. The sky is full of balloons. Ab...	bat shit crazy stage codepig	05/22/26

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:40 AM Author: cruel-hearted range https://x.com/Daily_MailUS/status/2057847885639688226 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894155)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:42 AM Author: spectacular feces office We sure this wasn't one of them CHINESE weather balloons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894159)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:43 AM Author: cruel-hearted range Not going to research my way out of a good headline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894161)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:49 AM Author: spectacular feces office Good call. It would be unAmerican to do otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894169)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Gold fragrant church building rigor Over 300 dildos fell out of it after the impact. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894221)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 12:43 PM Author: bat shit crazy stage codepig Looked like a balloon to me. The sky is full of balloons. About 1800 weather balloons are launched every day, plus there are many hobbyists who send up balloons with cameras and radios. School kids do it. Mylar party balloons galore. 99.9% of these UFO reports are common objects. I can't believe there are four alien races on earth, one of which looks like hot Swedish blondes and the others praying mantises, shape shifting lizards, and little gray guys. I have to admit the notion of fucking a 7 foot tall Swedish hottie (woman, no homo) is super appealing. Did anyone else ever see "The Attack of the 50 foot Woman?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtShz_Qzij0 That made my 12 year dick get hard. And what's with the constant crashes? Do these guys never get their element 115 changed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894238)