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Total Net Worth: $ 329,336.47 ---- fuck my life, this shit sucks
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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:57 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor Bonds are getting hammered today.
AAPL is getting hammered.
FML. |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:58 PM Author: arousing crystalline bawdyhouse circlehead bro, i'm getting killed shorting financials (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#23551928) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:59 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor What? BAC and C are shit? C is one of best performing stocks.
Wait, what does shorting mean? |
Date: July 5th, 2013 3:58 PM Author: Bearded pistol field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#23551922) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:58 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#23551927) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:59 PM Author: slimy genital piercing KIKES will never let you win in their rigged game, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#23551934) |
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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:00 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor I did pretty damn well 2010 through 2012. Basically made around 80k.
This year has sucked. Been to beta on equities. Too engrossed with AAPL. FML |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:31 AM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46348652) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:35 AM Author: Alcoholic Parlor Rory furk OP was me, today my NW is 1.015m and I drink juice all day and wank to lizard photos. I'm on a bus to pattaya now
I guess life turned out pretty sweet |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:14 AM Author: carmine bateful roast beef associate 180 friend. How much of the NW is equities? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46348680) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:16 AM Author: Alcoholic Parlor prob like 85%, if i ever get back to 1.2m im gonna move way more to bonds and cop dat 5%, maybe will do 60/40 equities/bonds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46348683) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:29 AM Author: carmine bateful roast beef associate shrewd. I am way over-exposed to equities but I have no desire to take the crap gains hit of rebalancing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46348692) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:21 AM Author: Learning disabled trailer park trump supporter accounting for actual inflation and not flame CPI this amount and the figure in the OP are the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46348685) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 7:41 AM Author: Alcoholic Parlor Nigga I don't care Abt inflation, with my lifestyle I can easily control.expenses, I won't spend over 33.5k this year (not including boat rapage) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46348778) |
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Date: May 25th, 2023 12:40 AM Author: Infuriating preventive strike filthpig 1.015 million is about what each one of my kids has in their Vanguard account now, brother. You guys are like investment twins! Although they each have a paid off house too, so they are more like mini RSFs (except they file taxes every year since they have income from working for me). You can meet them when we all come out to Pattaya to visit you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46352566) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:15 AM Author: Ebony laughsome business firm foreskin just do dividends, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46348681) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 7:50 AM Author: yellow thirsty affirmative action gas station Amazing 10-year look back. Tommy, I have been reading these threads for years and have always been for you. I hope you are truly happy now that you are back in Thailand. |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 7:51 AM Author: Alcoholic Parlor I just had two fresh JUICE in Pattaya, living the dream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46348792) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 8:12 AM Author: yellow thirsty affirmative action gas station As for my family, I am about to close on a bigger house that needs A LOT of work. Will be carrying two mortgages, and more importantly taxes and utilities for two homes through summer, until I can get my primary home sold. Cost of movers alone is like $4,000. I don’t even know what I am doing anymore. We spend more than $3800/month just on daycare so my wife can work, but one more will start school next year so that will be a savings. Basically just need to sell current house as fast as possible. This makes us kindred spirits in a way because my current home in a bad town is basically like the SS HELLOSIR. I will never escape to a land of juice and lizards. I am in it for the long haul. We won’t be done with kids in school until the 2040s. |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 8:35 AM Author: Alcoholic Parlor I will pray to Allah that a half naked Italian man swims to your house and makes you an offer you cannot refuse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46348833) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 5:33 PM Author: bearded lake space blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46351026) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 3:58 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease Holy fuck at your daycare costs
America is pure evil |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 3:59 PM Author: yellow thirsty affirmative action gas station cr We need to earn about $100k more just to feel like we are above water. $200k more to save in 529s. $300k more to stop deferring home maintenance. $400k more to start going on vacations. $500k more to undertake home remodels. $600k more to take a summer and a winter vacation. $700k more to add in a Spring Break and Fall Break vacation. $800k more to feel "comfortable."
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:03 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor if i recall correctly ur wife is barely maeking enough to cover the childcare costs
u shld convert to islam, adopt the mantra of the taliban brehs, control ur wife, burka her fully and maek her stay at home as nature intended to take care of the furking kids
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:04 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease Yeah I don't understand this goy shit of working for the childcare costs if the person is a real honest to God front hole woman and is literally only designed to care for children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350574) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:08 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor they need to maek CEO, u sexist pig!!! women menstraute so tehy can get into the boardroom, as nature intended!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350598) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:06 PM Author: yellow thirsty affirmative action gas station My wife is paid $1,324.78 (after tax) biweekly. So we barely come out ahead. Edit: Actually she is paid semi monthly, so that's 24 paychecks per year instead of 26. Also, she had a lot of docked pay (costs of being a mother of small children because the day care won't even look after sick children) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:07 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease If thats not flame why isn't she just a SAHM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350593) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:07 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor rofl, women can do anything!! (incl ruin marriages) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350594) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:08 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350599) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:11 PM Author: razzmatazz abusive haunted graveyard puppy Insanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350622) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:12 PM Author: yellow thirsty affirmative action gas station Yeah, my do nothing mother collects more per month from social security and she does nothing except go to the grocery store, go to play golf, and occasionally she will go on a trip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350629) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:19 PM Author: adventurous cruel-hearted gunner point 180, my mom (who is deaf) has been on SSDI for like 30 years. she is a leech. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350686) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:21 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor this is the goyshit way, u guys complain abt niggas on welfare which is true but ljl u guys love dat SSDI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350695) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:22 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease It's brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350703) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:22 PM Author: yellow thirsty affirmative action gas station I don't even know what to tell my children, Tommy. In the USA it's not like working will buy you a better life or even a chance at advancement. We just work for the sake of working. More money can be had by lying around and complaining about your back OFS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350710) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:24 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350717) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:15 PM Author: adventurous cruel-hearted gunner point my wife makes 90-100k and i considered asking her to quit her jerb bc our daycare costs were $3500/mo for a while (first kid got out of daycare in 2020, second kid gets out in august, thank allah), BUT i am a firm lolyer, and as we all know firms have SPS benefits and health insurance is super expensive. (in fact, for most of the kids' lives, up until a year ago, i was a partner in biglaw so the health insurance was insane - i'd have had to pay the entire amount since i was also the "employer" myself).
so my wife has kept working mainly bc her job provides really good health insurance and the whole family is covered for like $300 a month. plus she maxes out 401k and gets a 9% match. but apart from that, she was more or less working for not a whole lot of take home pay. |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:20 PM Author: yellow thirsty affirmative action gas station My wife has pretty bad benefits. I think she just covers the kids with a high deductible plan and we are paying at least $650-$750/month in premiums for that. She doesn't get any match, and her employer-sponsored 457(b) is very expensive (probably the add on fees nearly mitigate any tax benefit from being able to defer income, but I earn a bit more and the benefits increase as your marginal rates increase so maybe a little bit of a bump). My wife is also earning credits towards a lulzy pension thing that will probably be insolvent and defunct 10+ years before we are ready to hang up the workshirts in 40+ years in our late 70s. |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:22 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor just lol at the moronic shithole land of the USA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350709) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:23 PM Author: yellow thirsty affirmative action gas station We just know that our work here, in some way, is for the greater good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350716) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:26 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor yea so niggas can chimp out on tiktok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350734) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:06 PM Author: Lascivious ocher principal's office youre probably poorer now in real terms than you were back then lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350584) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:07 PM Author: Insanely creepy cordovan crackhouse jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350592) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:09 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor i dunno, i traveled for two years around 2010 when i had 325k NW and i definitely had to watch my expenses
at 1m plus i dont really care, back in 2010 i backpacked for 20k a year, now i live off 33.5k a year, its not a big deal expense wise, i prob cld live off 50k
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:11 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease What ,% return have you had on average annually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350620) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:23 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor this says 4.44% since july 2013 but tht is just taking everything and dividing, i havent really run it based on each year, but cleraly im not beating the market, im retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350714) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:24 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease Not good man
Why aren't you in the tbonds rn |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:27 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor i retarded, wtf is tboinds, i lost my account password (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350736) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 5:31 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease You could've made 60k doing nothing if you put your money in usa t bonds this year
Still can I think 5-6% easily guaranteed and safe |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:11 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor i ran the numbers and seems im retarded:
SP since july 2013 up: 180.75%
NASDAQ up 200%
once i subtract my expenses then added what i made from solo shitlol, im only up 42.13%
now this isnt exact as the shitlaw money came in more 2016 and after but i still feel retarded
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:12 PM Author: razzmatazz abusive haunted graveyard puppy You will not beat the market long term, Thomas. I have told you this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350627) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:24 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor i dont want to beat i just regret not being more in equities pre covid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350718) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: yuletide screens a'glowing Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#49541200) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: spectacular stage mad cow disease Youre stuck overseas which is 180, no way you can live off that in USA or Europe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350633) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:28 PM Author: crimson heady friendly grandma goal in life counting his student loans he's worth $0 it seems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350741) |
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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:29 PM Author: Alcoholic Parlor my student loans died in my mind many years ago, i just IBR once a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46350745) |
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Date: May 25th, 2023 12:26 AM Author: Trip Faggotry Good thing you inherited $600k! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#46352506) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:05 AM Author: jewish dick is a blessing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#49540177) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 3:49 AM Author: AZNgirl eating Chinese X-Mas Dinner w/Jewish BF haha I was OP, now my NW is $1,425,642
not bad, if u had told me in 2013 my NW wld hit 1,425,642 in 2025 id lol at u |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) 180 classic thread. Good bump my dude. Strangely enough, I was thinking about the date of the OP just last night. It was a Saturday in the middle of a hot summer and I took my wife on a road trip that weekend and we saw a concert the evening of July 5, 2013. I just checked my net worth, which has been moving up all day. I'm now at $2,198,259. In 2013, I'm sure you were beating me by $150,000+. |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: AZNgirl eating Chinese X-Mas Dinner w/Jewish BF u are a good goy, but wtf wld ur wife spread her legs for u, were u handsome before? i just cannot imagine any slut even a fat birdshit bitch doing the needful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#49541115) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I suppose my wife saw something in me. Maybe she assumed that I was the kind of person that would work hard and provide resources and give her children and a family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#49541129) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Finished the day at $2,202,181. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#49541544) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: .,..,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,. Well done, glad to see an update. Age, married, job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#49541113) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: AZNgirl eating Chinese X-Mas Dinner w/Jewish BF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#49541088) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 3:07 PM Author: disorganized thought patterns in 2013 my net worth was literally zero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2#49541191) |