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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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multi-colored red fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
outnumbered black french chef
  08/28/25
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multi-colored red fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
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Mildly Autistic Wonderful Chad Persian
  08/28/25
that's it?
shimmering gas station organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
multi-colored red fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
vermilion drunken wrinkle
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
shimmering gas station organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
silver slippery nowag toaster
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Yapping tank striped hyena
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
silver slippery nowag toaster
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Yapping tank striped hyena
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
silver slippery nowag toaster
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Yapping tank striped hyena
  09/12/25
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Yapping tank striped hyena
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Hairraiser bossy private investor
  08/28/25
Happy?
Elite Laughsome Coldplay Fan
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Hairraiser bossy private investor
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
silver slippery nowag toaster
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Mildly Autistic Wonderful Chad Persian
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
silver slippery nowag toaster
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Mildly Autistic Wonderful Chad Persian
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Twinkling state
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
bright temple reading party
  08/28/25
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Sticky Center
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
disrespectful roommate spot
  08/29/25
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magical pozpig roast beef
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
coral cracking business firm milk
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
ivory goal in life sound barrier
  08/29/25
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Sticky Center
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Nofapping parlour
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
ivory goal in life sound barrier
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Yapping tank striped hyena
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Translucent impressive locale affirmative action
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
silver slippery nowag toaster
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Hairraiser bossy private investor
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
coral cracking business firm milk
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
silver slippery nowag toaster
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
cerise racy cuckoldry station
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Motley orange forum multi-billionaire
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Hairraiser bossy private investor
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Mildly Autistic Wonderful Chad Persian
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
silver slippery nowag toaster
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
ivory goal in life sound barrier
  09/01/25
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silver slippery nowag toaster
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
ivory goal in life sound barrier
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
silver slippery nowag toaster
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Elite Laughsome Coldplay Fan
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Hairraiser bossy private investor
  09/01/25
?
Yapping tank striped hyena
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Flatulent Titillating Place Of Business
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Hairraiser bossy private investor
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
silver slippery nowag toaster
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Yapping tank striped hyena
  09/12/25
Yes
silver slippery nowag toaster
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Yapping tank striped hyena
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Yapping tank striped hyena
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
multi-colored red fortuitous meteor
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: multi-colored red fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: outnumbered black french chef

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: multi-colored red fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Wonderful Chad Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: shimmering gas station organic girlfriend

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: multi-colored red fortuitous meteor

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: vermilion drunken wrinkle

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: shimmering gas station organic girlfriend

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Yapping tank striped hyena

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Yapping tank striped hyena

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Yapping tank striped hyena

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Yapping tank striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser bossy private investor

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Elite Laughsome Coldplay Fan

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser bossy private investor

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Wonderful Chad Persian

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Wonderful Chad Persian

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Twinkling state

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: bright temple reading party

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Sticky Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: disrespectful roommate spot

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: magical pozpig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: coral cracking business firm milk

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: ivory goal in life sound barrier

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Sticky Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Nofapping parlour

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: ivory goal in life sound barrier

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Yapping tank striped hyena

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Translucent impressive locale affirmative action

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Hairraiser bossy private investor

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: coral cracking business firm milk

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: cerise racy cuckoldry station

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Motley orange forum multi-billionaire

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser bossy private investor

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Wonderful Chad Persian

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: ivory goal in life sound barrier

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: ivory goal in life sound barrier

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Elite Laughsome Coldplay Fan

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser bossy private investor

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Yapping tank striped hyena

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Flatulent Titillating Place Of Business

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser bossy private investor

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Yapping tank striped hyena

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: silver slippery nowag toaster

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Yapping tank striped hyena

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Yapping tank striped hyena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: multi-colored red fortuitous meteor

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)