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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Trip spruce nibblets den
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Fuchsia harsh trailer park kitty
  08/28/25
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Trip spruce nibblets den
  08/28/25
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aqua offensive property
  08/28/25
that's it?
coiffed love of her life newt
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Trip spruce nibblets den
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Turquoise razzmatazz candlestick maker kitty cat
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
coiffed love of her life newt
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
exhilarant theater stage
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
exhilarant theater stage
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
exhilarant theater stage
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  09/12/25
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razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  10/28/25
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razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Disgusting Roast Beef Abode
  08/28/25
Happy?
carmine station becky
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Disgusting Roast Beef Abode
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
exhilarant theater stage
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
aqua offensive property
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
exhilarant theater stage
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
aqua offensive property
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
bossy library
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
adulterous flushed rigpig hominid
  08/28/25
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Jet-lagged sable dingle berry parlour
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Rambunctious vibrant indian lodge
  08/29/25
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Glittery Codepig Base
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Odious Crystalline Box Office
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
irradiated olive stage
  08/29/25
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Jet-lagged sable dingle berry parlour
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
motley naked athletic conference turdskin
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
irradiated olive stage
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
marvelous out-of-control garrison water buffalo
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
exhilarant theater stage
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Disgusting Roast Beef Abode
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Odious Crystalline Box Office
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
exhilarant theater stage
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
razzle smoky dopamine
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Apoplectic address goal in life
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Disgusting Roast Beef Abode
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
aqua offensive property
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
exhilarant theater stage
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
irradiated olive stage
  09/01/25
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exhilarant theater stage
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
irradiated olive stage
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
exhilarant theater stage
  09/01/25
Lolololol
carmine station becky
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Disgusting Roast Beef Abode
  09/01/25
?
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  09/12/25
?
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
dashing french chef
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Disgusting Roast Beef Abode
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
exhilarant theater stage
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  09/12/25
Yes
exhilarant theater stage
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Trip spruce nibblets den
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Trip spruce nibblets den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia harsh trailer park kitty

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Trip spruce nibblets den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: aqua offensive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: coiffed love of her life newt

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Trip spruce nibblets den

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Turquoise razzmatazz candlestick maker kitty cat

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: coiffed love of her life newt

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Disgusting Roast Beef Abode

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: carmine station becky

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Disgusting Roast Beef Abode

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: aqua offensive property

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: aqua offensive property

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: bossy library

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: adulterous flushed rigpig hominid

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Jet-lagged sable dingle berry parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Rambunctious vibrant indian lodge

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Glittery Codepig Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Odious Crystalline Box Office

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: irradiated olive stage

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Jet-lagged sable dingle berry parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: motley naked athletic conference turdskin

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: irradiated olive stage

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: marvelous out-of-control garrison water buffalo

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Disgusting Roast Beef Abode

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Odious Crystalline Box Office

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: razzle smoky dopamine

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Apoplectic address goal in life

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Disgusting Roast Beef Abode

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: aqua offensive property

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: irradiated olive stage

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: irradiated olive stage

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: carmine station becky

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Disgusting Roast Beef Abode

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: dashing french chef

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Disgusting Roast Beef Abode

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: exhilarant theater stage

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency incel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Trip spruce nibblets den

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)