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bump for the ham and eggers on this board
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ham and eggers should die
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: bull headed gaming laptop

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: chocolate goyim candlestick maker



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood well-lubricated indian lodge stain



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy tripping queen of the night



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Underhanded unhinged pisswyrm



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Vigorous sandwich

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: rusted elite keepsake machete shrine



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: bull headed gaming laptop



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: sooty galvanic principal's office

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Stubborn cocky pit athletic conference

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Charismatic partner mood

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: puce odious love of her life



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Poppy People Who Are Hurt Nibblets



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: hairraiser mediation

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: slippery den gay wizard



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: federal godawful brunch cuck

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: bull headed gaming laptop



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: federal godawful brunch cuck



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: federal godawful brunch cuck

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Fragrant sneaky criminal

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: federal godawful brunch cuck

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Fragrant sneaky criminal

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Bateful box office hissy fit

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297897)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: pearl menage

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Offensive Autistic National Jewess



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: federal godawful brunch cuck



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: big mauve sanctuary pocket flask



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: federal godawful brunch cuck



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: pearl menage

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Racy sapphire state



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all spruce station rigor

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: pearl menage

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Iridescent theatre background story



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Bateful box office hissy fit



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: contagious burgundy hall



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: exciting nofapping gunner pistol



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: federal godawful brunch cuck



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Heady out-of-control bawdyhouse boltzmann

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: federal godawful brunch cuck



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Heady out-of-control bawdyhouse boltzmann

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Green Bearded Location Friendly Grandma

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: At-the-ready Sound Barrier

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: painfully honest sable scourge upon the earth plaza



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Jade circlehead institution



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Jade circlehead institution



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: At-the-ready Sound Barrier

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Green Bearded Location Friendly Grandma



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: trip crusty laser beams

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Excitant lake chapel multi-billionaire



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: bull headed gaming laptop

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: ocher toaster



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: sooty galvanic principal's office



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