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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Fishy principal's office Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: pink haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Deep son of senegal sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Pearl menage laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: stirring pozpig knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: thriller burgundy doctorate institution Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: mind-boggling place of business selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Fishy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: rebellious yarmulke Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: bateful sexy main people I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: cracking useless pit patrolman Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Mauve Titillating Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Vigorous Crawly Range Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: seedy stage (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Electric Crystalline Reading Party Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Heady rehab lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Fishy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Heady rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Heady rehab bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Green indian lodge marketing idea ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Heady rehab They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Green indian lodge marketing idea no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: jade shrine famous landscape painting We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: red thirsty boiling water business firm 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: awkward stag film half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Heady rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: floppy corn cake kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Heady rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: red thirsty boiling water business firm Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Flushed Aromatic Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: mewling french den stain 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: red thirsty boiling water business firm Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Racy fighting resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: jade shrine famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: exhilarant fuchsia market mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35298412) |
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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM Author: Cheese-eating turquoise sandwich parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#43582596) |
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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM Author: Clear rambunctious karate space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#44583071) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Fantasy-prone big rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#49122292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Multi-billionaire Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35298402) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: primrose potus coffee pot great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: amber step-uncle's house stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: Heady rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Canary theatre community account love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Heady rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Canary theatre community account was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Indigo maniacal corner old irish cottage I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Trip State Wagecucks I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM Author: aquamarine twisted cuckoldry brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616894) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM Author: sickened filthy box office pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#33701121) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: sickened filthy box office pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851052) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Trip State Wagecucks Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM Author: Indigo maniacal corner old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297850) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy chartreuse roast beef indirect expression What a great phrase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM Author: brilliant alcoholic gas station psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297942) |
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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM Author: Startled electric furnace milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36564755) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: razzle-dazzle office becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797455) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Fishy principal's office The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Supple meetinghouse giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797525) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM Author: rebellious yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36806647) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:00 AM Author: ruddy histrionic halford point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#38690100) |
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Date: June 25th, 2020 6:21 PM Author: Copper Boyish School Cafeteria Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#40495714) |
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Date: April 5th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: Passionate church philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#42224309) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: Heady rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#43231597) |
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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM Author: Heady rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#43582581) |
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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:06 AM Author: irradiated toaster house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#43582618) |
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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:01 AM Author: Dark turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#44583056) |
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