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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Vigorous purple persian
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Indecent Seedy Pit
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Copper naked idea he suggested address
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Maroon Love Of Her Life
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
cobalt electric jap
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
walnut piazza
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Unhinged Famous Landscape Painting Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Brindle casino
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Aromatic Light Theatre Deer Antler
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Indigo codepig
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
supple angry hairy legs mexican
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
aphrodisiac hilarious party of the first part kitchen
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Multi-colored deep native therapy
  06/30/25
cr
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Aromatic Light Theatre Deer Antler
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
fragrant spruce toilet seat goyim
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
supple angry hairy legs mexican
  06/30/25
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galvanic submissive hospital
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Multi-colored deep native therapy
  06/30/25
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Stirring Pale Macaca Multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
*bussy
fear-inspiring laser beams
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
walnut piazza
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
lavender insane hall national security agency
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Chartreuse excitant roast beef ticket booth
  06/30/25
fuck
Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
lavender insane hall national security agency
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Vigorous purple persian
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
fragrant spruce toilet seat goyim
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
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outnumbered fortuitous meteor
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
razzle-dazzle place of business
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
shivering box office pocket flask
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
pontificating abnormal giraffe
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
shivering box office pocket flask
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
galvanic submissive hospital
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
shivering box office pocket flask
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Khaki razzle stain stead
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
appetizing bisexual legend newt
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
black mind-boggling faggotry
  06/30/25
tcr
galvanic submissive hospital
  07/01/25
just jump
Up-to-no-good pungent pisswyrm
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
...
mauve hateful jew
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
swashbuckling pearly brunch
  06/30/25
wow
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
frozen headpube shitlib
  06/30/25
JFC man
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Brindle casino
  06/30/25
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Up-to-no-good pungent pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo
  06/30/25
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supple angry hairy legs mexican
  06/30/25
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Racy gaping university
  06/30/25
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Azure elite regret
  06/30/25
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appetizing bisexual legend newt
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
black mind-boggling faggotry
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
razzle-dazzle place of business
  06/30/25
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Soul-stirring messiness
  07/01/25
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Stirring Pale Macaca Multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
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Titillating poppy really tough guy fat ankles
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
fluffy lake locus half-breed
  07/01/25
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fishy national nibblets
  07/01/25
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Copper naked idea he suggested address
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
cobalt electric jap
  06/30/25
bro
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
...
black mind-boggling faggotry
  06/30/25
lol
galvanic submissive hospital
  07/01/25
...
trip sooty indirect expression abode
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
impertinent space reading party
  06/30/25
jfc
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Aromatic Light Theatre Deer Antler
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Racy gaping university
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Azure elite regret
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
galvanic submissive hospital
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
impertinent space reading party
  07/01/25
...
pontificating abnormal giraffe
  07/01/25
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Azure elite regret
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
fishy national nibblets
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Kink-friendly concupiscible school
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
fragrant spruce toilet seat goyim
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Amber laughsome trust fund
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo
  06/30/25
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Amber laughsome trust fund
  07/01/25
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bipolar puppy menage
  07/01/25
lol
galvanic submissive hospital
  07/01/25
...
Up-to-no-good pungent pisswyrm
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
sexy center clown
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
adventurous step-uncle's house turdskin
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
territorial carnelian sanctuary police squad
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Dashing self-centered locale windowlicker
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Razzmatazz School Cafeteria Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
bipolar puppy menage
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Primrose coffee pot ceo
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Amber laughsome trust fund
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
galvanic submissive hospital
  07/01/25
...
Amber laughsome trust fund
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Stirring Pale Macaca Multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
😟
Crystalline chest-beating office cuck
  07/01/25
...
Charismatic knife
  07/01/25
holy shit
Amber laughsome trust fund
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
bipolar puppy menage
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
dull sickened house halford
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
fishy national nibblets
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
walnut piazza
  07/01/25
...
Amber laughsome trust fund
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
fishy national nibblets
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
fishy national nibblets
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
swashbuckling pearly brunch
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
walnut piazza
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Amber laughsome trust fund
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Spectacular judgmental bbw
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Stirring Pale Macaca Multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
vivacious corner associate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Amber laughsome trust fund
  07/06/25
...
swashbuckling pearly brunch
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
passionate indian lodge
  07/06/25
...
Azure elite regret
  07/06/25
lol
galvanic submissive hospital
  07/07/25
wow
Amber laughsome trust fund
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Vigorous purple persian

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Indecent Seedy Pit

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Copper naked idea he suggested address

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Maroon Love Of Her Life

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cobalt electric jap

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: walnut piazza

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Unhinged Famous Landscape Painting Marketing Idea

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Brindle casino

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Light Theatre Deer Antler

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Indigo codepig

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: supple angry hairy legs mexican

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hilarious party of the first part kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored deep native therapy

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Light Theatre Deer Antler

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: fragrant spruce toilet seat goyim

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: supple angry hairy legs mexican

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: galvanic submissive hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored deep native therapy

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Stirring Pale Macaca Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring laser beams

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: walnut piazza

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lavender insane hall national security agency

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse excitant roast beef ticket booth

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: lavender insane hall national security agency

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Vigorous purple persian

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: fragrant spruce toilet seat goyim

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: outnumbered fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle place of business

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: shivering box office pocket flask

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: pontificating abnormal giraffe

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: shivering box office pocket flask

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: galvanic submissive hospital

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: shivering box office pocket flask

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Khaki razzle stain stead

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: appetizing bisexual legend newt

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: black mind-boggling faggotry

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: galvanic submissive hospital

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good pungent pisswyrm

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: mauve hateful jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling pearly brunch

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: frozen headpube shitlib

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Brindle casino

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good pungent pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: supple angry hairy legs mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Racy gaping university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Azure elite regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: appetizing bisexual legend newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: black mind-boggling faggotry

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle place of business

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Stirring Pale Macaca Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Titillating poppy really tough guy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: fluffy lake locus half-breed

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: fishy national nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Copper naked idea he suggested address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cobalt electric jap

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: black mind-boggling faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: galvanic submissive hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: trip sooty indirect expression abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: impertinent space reading party

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Aromatic Light Theatre Deer Antler

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Racy gaping university

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Azure elite regret

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: galvanic submissive hospital

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: impertinent space reading party

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: pontificating abnormal giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Azure elite regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fishy national nibblets

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly concupiscible school

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: fragrant spruce toilet seat goyim

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: bipolar puppy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: galvanic submissive hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good pungent pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sexy center clown

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: adventurous step-uncle's house turdskin

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: territorial carnelian sanctuary police squad

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Dashing self-centered locale windowlicker

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz School Cafeteria Old Irish Cottage

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bipolar puppy menage

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Primrose coffee pot ceo

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: galvanic submissive hospital

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Stirring Pale Macaca Multi-billionaire

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Crystalline chest-beating office cuck

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Charismatic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bipolar puppy menage

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: dull sickened house halford

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: fishy national nibblets

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: walnut piazza

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: fishy national nibblets

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: fishy national nibblets

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling pearly brunch

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: walnut piazza

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental bbw

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Stirring Pale Macaca Multi-billionaire

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: vivacious corner associate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling pearly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: passionate indian lodge

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Azure elite regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: galvanic submissive hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Amber laughsome trust fund

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)