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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
zippy citrine internal respiration
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Gaped learning disabled range idiot
  04/18/25
Cr.
Red passionate national associate
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
walnut digit ratio library
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Cerebral Casino Psychic
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
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  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Claret stimulating native international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse
  04/18/25
...
frisky exciting toilet seat fortuitous meteor
  04/18/25
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magical boyish office philosopher-king
  08/17/26
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odious rebellious forum dog poop
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Histrionic costumed space
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Violent trip yarmulke double fault
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Violent trip yarmulke double fault
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
frisky exciting toilet seat fortuitous meteor
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Violent trip yarmulke double fault
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Violent trip yarmulke double fault
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Insane laughsome electric furnace
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Violent trip yarmulke double fault
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
frisky exciting toilet seat fortuitous meteor
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
frisky exciting toilet seat fortuitous meteor
  04/18/25
Ty friend
embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  04/18/25
...
supple unhinged azn theater stage
  08/17/26
...
supple unhinged azn theater stage
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
pink wild kitchen
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
pink wild kitchen
  04/18/25
...
territorial cruise ship pocket flask
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Violent trip yarmulke double fault
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
dun station bbw
  04/18/25
...
odious rebellious forum dog poop
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Bat shit crazy legal warrant
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
dun station bbw
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
dun station bbw
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
dun station bbw
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Gaped learning disabled range idiot
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
dun station bbw
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
dun station bbw
  08/17/26
...
supple unhinged azn theater stage
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse
  08/17/26
ur dumb
dun station bbw
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
dun station bbw
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
dun station bbw
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Brindle Corner Regret
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
dun station bbw
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Brindle Corner Regret
  08/17/26
...
Fluffy locus
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
pink wild kitchen
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
dun station bbw
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
pink wild kitchen
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
walnut digit ratio library
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
dun station bbw
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: dun station bbw

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: zippy citrine internal respiration

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Gaped learning disabled range idiot

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Red passionate national associate

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: walnut digit ratio library

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Cerebral Casino Psychic

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: dun station bbw

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Flushed locale haunted graveyard

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Claret stimulating native international law enforcement agency

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: dun station bbw

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: dun station bbw

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: frisky exciting toilet seat fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: magical boyish office philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: odious rebellious forum dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Histrionic costumed space

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Violent trip yarmulke double fault

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: dun station bbw

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Violent trip yarmulke double fault

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: frisky exciting toilet seat fortuitous meteor

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: dun station bbw

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Violent trip yarmulke double fault

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: dun station bbw

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Violent trip yarmulke double fault

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Insane laughsome electric furnace

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Violent trip yarmulke double fault

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: frisky exciting toilet seat fortuitous meteor

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: dun station bbw

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: frisky exciting toilet seat fortuitous meteor

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: supple unhinged azn theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: supple unhinged azn theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: pink wild kitchen

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dun station bbw

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: pink wild kitchen

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: territorial cruise ship pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Violent trip yarmulke double fault

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: dun station bbw

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: odious rebellious forum dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy legal warrant

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: dun station bbw

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: dun station bbw

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: dun station bbw

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Gaped learning disabled range idiot

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: dun station bbw

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: dun station bbw

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: supple unhinged azn theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: dun station bbw

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: dun station bbw

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Shaky contagious hunting ground meetinghouse

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: dun station bbw

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Brindle Corner Regret

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: dun station bbw

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Brindle Corner Regret

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: pink wild kitchen

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: dun station bbw

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: pink wild kitchen

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: walnut digit ratio library

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: dun station bbw

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)