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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Floppy lay persian
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Floppy lay persian
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
ocher queen of the night wagecucks
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
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bespoke mauve selfie filthpig
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Fighting garrison cuck
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ocher queen of the night wagecucks
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onyx zombie-like idiot
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Sticky Offensive Ticket Booth
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Floppy lay persian
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Floppy lay persian
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Umber stirring sandwich university
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Soggy mustard box office national security agency
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
vibrant french chef
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Sticky Offensive Ticket Booth
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
big sickened dog poop degenerate
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Wonderful bright station
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
cerebral meetinghouse nowag
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Bateful Bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
massive submissive water buffalo death wish
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Umber stirring sandwich university
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
massive submissive water buffalo death wish
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Umber stirring sandwich university
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Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
massive submissive water buffalo death wish
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
cerebral meetinghouse nowag
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Umber stirring sandwich university
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
massive submissive water buffalo death wish
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
massive submissive water buffalo death wish
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
massive submissive water buffalo death wish
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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big sickened dog poop degenerate
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio
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flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
provocative orchid chapel mad cow disease
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Razzle community account hell
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flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
cracking chestnut institution skinny woman
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Floppy lay persian

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Floppy lay persian

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: ocher queen of the night wagecucks

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: bespoke mauve selfie filthpig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Fighting garrison cuck

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: ocher queen of the night wagecucks



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Charismatic affirmative action toilet seat



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: big sickened dog poop degenerate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant field black woman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Bateful Bawdyhouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: puce step-uncle's house stain



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Abnormal Library Cumskin



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Adventurous Twinkling Uncleanness Space



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Razzle community account hell



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling coldplay fan



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: onyx zombie-like idiot



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Sticky Offensive Ticket Booth



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Floppy lay persian

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Floppy lay persian

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Umber stirring sandwich university

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Soggy mustard box office national security agency

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: vibrant french chef

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Sticky Offensive Ticket Booth



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: big sickened dog poop degenerate

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Wonderful bright station

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: cerebral meetinghouse nowag

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Bateful Bawdyhouse

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: massive submissive water buffalo death wish

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Umber stirring sandwich university

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: massive submissive water buffalo death wish

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Umber stirring sandwich university

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: massive submissive water buffalo death wish

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: cerebral meetinghouse nowag

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Umber stirring sandwich university

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: massive submissive water buffalo death wish

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: massive submissive water buffalo death wish

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: massive submissive water buffalo death wish

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: massive submissive water buffalo death wish

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: big sickened dog poop degenerate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: supple cheese-eating market

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: vivacious sepia business firm digit ratio



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Drab Odious Athletic Conference Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: provocative orchid chapel mad cow disease

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Razzle community account hell

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: flirting bronze school cafeteria stock car



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: cracking chestnut institution skinny woman

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)