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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
submissive diverse school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
submissive diverse school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Azure foreskin range
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
arrogant bonkers chapel
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beta patrolman university
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Charismatic dilemma
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fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency
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Azure foreskin range
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wild self-centered resort
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Nubile abnormal preventive strike
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autistic mad cow disease
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Swashbuckling twisted cuckoldry headpube
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concupiscible useless indian lodge candlestick maker
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Judgmental Parlor Famous Landscape Painting
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Pontificating shrine
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Canary curious boiling water
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fear-inspiring church digit ratio
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
submissive diverse school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
submissive diverse school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Vibrant Bull Headed Double Fault Dysfunction
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Disgusting base ceo
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
haunting zombie-like factory reset button
  07/06/25
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fear-inspiring church digit ratio
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
wild self-centered resort
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
rusted library
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
multi-colored fanboi associate
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Nubile abnormal preventive strike
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Emerald up-to-no-good station knife
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Vibrant Bull Headed Double Fault Dysfunction
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Emerald up-to-no-good station knife
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Vibrant Bull Headed Double Fault Dysfunction
  07/07/25
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autistic mad cow disease
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Emerald up-to-no-good station knife
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
multi-colored fanboi associate
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Vibrant Bull Headed Double Fault Dysfunction
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
autistic mad cow disease
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Emerald up-to-no-good station knife
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
autistic mad cow disease
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Emerald up-to-no-good station knife
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
autistic mad cow disease
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Emerald up-to-no-good station knife
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Emerald up-to-no-good station knife
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wild self-centered resort
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
autistic mad cow disease
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arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
passionate bossy codepig
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fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency
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autistic mad cow disease
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arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
khaki vivacious quadroon
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Judgmental Parlor Famous Landscape Painting
  07/11/25
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arrogant bonkers chapel
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Thirsty Hall
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: submissive diverse school cafeteria ladyboy

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: submissive diverse school cafeteria ladyboy

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Azure foreskin range

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: beta patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Charismatic dilemma

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Azure foreskin range



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: shimmering gaming laptop elastic band



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: wild self-centered resort



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan hospital



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Nubile abnormal preventive strike



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Garnet selfie indirect expression



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: autistic mad cow disease



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling twisted cuckoldry headpube



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: concupiscible useless indian lodge candlestick maker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Judgmental Parlor Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Canary curious boiling water



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring church digit ratio



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: submissive diverse school cafeteria ladyboy

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: submissive diverse school cafeteria ladyboy

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Vibrant Bull Headed Double Fault Dysfunction

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Disgusting base ceo

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: haunting zombie-like factory reset button

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: fear-inspiring church digit ratio



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: wild self-centered resort

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: rusted library

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: multi-colored fanboi associate

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Nubile abnormal preventive strike

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Emerald up-to-no-good station knife

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Vibrant Bull Headed Double Fault Dysfunction

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Emerald up-to-no-good station knife

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vibrant Bull Headed Double Fault Dysfunction

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: autistic mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Emerald up-to-no-good station knife

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: multi-colored fanboi associate

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Vibrant Bull Headed Double Fault Dysfunction

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: autistic mad cow disease

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Emerald up-to-no-good station knife

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: autistic mad cow disease

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Emerald up-to-no-good station knife

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: autistic mad cow disease

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Emerald up-to-no-good station knife

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Emerald up-to-no-good station knife

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: wild self-centered resort



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: autistic mad cow disease

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: passionate bossy codepig

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fishy soul-stirring ape international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: autistic mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: khaki vivacious quadroon

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Judgmental Parlor Famous Landscape Painting

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: arrogant bonkers chapel



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Thirsty Hall

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)