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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
| snowy wonderful business firm jew | 07/14/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Ladyboy Double Fault | 07/14/25 |
| diverse flirting water buffalo | 07/14/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Ladyboy Double Fault | 07/14/25 |
| autistic generalized bond party of the first part | 07/15/25 |
| beady-eyed slippery persian | 07/15/25 |
| supple ratface | 07/14/25 |
| low-t french chef plaza | 07/14/25 |
| Bateful scarlet bawdyhouse | 07/14/25 |
| autistic generalized bond party of the first part | 07/15/25 |
| chartreuse house-broken theatre | 07/14/25 |
| snowy wonderful business firm jew | 07/14/25 |
| Fuchsia Windowlicker Ticket Booth | 07/14/25 |
| chartreuse house-broken theatre | 07/14/25 |
| snowy wonderful business firm jew | 07/14/25 |
| chartreuse house-broken theatre | 07/14/25 |
| snowy wonderful business firm jew | 07/14/25 |
| chartreuse house-broken theatre | 07/14/25 |
| hairraiser puce church building prole | 07/15/25 |
| dashing cobalt public bath | 07/15/25 |
| chartreuse house-broken theatre | 07/15/25 |
| beady-eyed slippery persian | 07/15/25 |
| autistic generalized bond party of the first part | 07/15/25 |
| mildly autistic cream ape office | 07/14/25 |
| Bateful scarlet bawdyhouse | 07/14/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Ladyboy Double Fault | 07/14/25 |
| diverse flirting water buffalo | 07/14/25 |
| chartreuse house-broken theatre | 07/14/25 |
| snowy wonderful business firm jew | 07/14/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Ladyboy Double Fault | 07/14/25 |
| snowy wonderful business firm jew | 07/14/25 |
| Mustard learning disabled azn | 07/14/25 |
| snowy wonderful business firm jew | 07/14/25 |
| Cheese-eating goyim | 07/14/25 |
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| ebony fear-inspiring stage death wish | 07/15/25 |
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| autistic generalized bond party of the first part | 07/15/25 |
| autistic generalized bond party of the first part | 07/15/25 |
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| chartreuse house-broken theatre | 07/15/25 |
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| snowy wonderful business firm jew | 07/15/25 |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: snowy wonderful business firm jew Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Ladyboy Double Fault u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: diverse flirting water buffalo they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Ladyboy Double Fault sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: autistic generalized bond party of the first part 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: beady-eyed slippery persian FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: supple ratface Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: low-t french chef plaza Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Bateful scarlet bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: autistic generalized bond party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: chartreuse house-broken theatre "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: snowy wonderful business firm jew I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Fuchsia Windowlicker Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: chartreuse house-broken theatre How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: snowy wonderful business firm jew Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: chartreuse house-broken theatre How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: snowy wonderful business firm jew Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: chartreuse house-broken theatre Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: hairraiser puce church building prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: dashing cobalt public bath You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: chartreuse house-broken theatre Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: beady-eyed slippery persian jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: autistic generalized bond party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: mildly autistic cream ape office At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Bateful scarlet bawdyhouse "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Ladyboy Double Fault this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: diverse flirting water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: chartreuse house-broken theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: snowy wonderful business firm jew Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Ladyboy Double Fault it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: snowy wonderful business firm jew Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Mustard learning disabled azn wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: snowy wonderful business firm jew I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Cheese-eating goyim you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: hairraiser puce church building prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: chrome chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: fishy chest-beating space place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: vengeful indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: pearl misunderstood rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Well-lubricated multi-billionaire home People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: fishy chest-beating space place of business No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: supple ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: ebony fear-inspiring stage death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Fuchsia Windowlicker Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Walnut appetizing institution cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: chartreuse house-broken theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: azure lascivious hospital sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: ebony fear-inspiring stage death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: autistic generalized bond party of the first part we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: autistic generalized bond party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: hairraiser puce church building prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: slimy bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: contagious center elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: marvelous dark degenerate brunch stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: hairraiser puce church building prole Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Stirring Stubborn Masturbator Background Story She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: bearded coral travel guidebook It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: infuriating crusty house milk "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: soggy naked den brethren How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Concupiscible Orchestra Pit Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: arrogant headpube Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: dashing cobalt public bath Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: disgusting church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: beady-eyed slippery persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: chartreuse house-broken theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: autistic generalized bond party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: autistic generalized bond party of the first part humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: snowy wonderful business firm jew ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451) |