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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Irradiated place of business
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Azure chest-beating digit ratio
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
slimy address
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Dark up-to-no-good gaping voyeur
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Azure chest-beating digit ratio
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
very tactful range lettuce
  12/15/25
...
Exciting indian lodge new version
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
motley field bbw
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Irradiated place of business
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
adventurous tantric ratface native
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Irradiated place of business
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
adventurous tantric ratface native
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
motley field bbw
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Irradiated place of business
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
motley field bbw
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Insanely creepy garrison
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
motley field bbw
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Mustard electric furnace
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
supple stead
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Irradiated place of business
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
supple stead
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Insecure Disgusting Stain
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
pearl spectacular pit messiness
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Transparent kitty clown
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
motley field bbw
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
pearl spectacular pit messiness
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Bateful Olive Base Fortuitous Meteor
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
motley field bbw
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Bateful Olive Base Fortuitous Meteor
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Insecure Disgusting Stain
  12/15/25
...
motley field bbw
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Milky location
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Mahogany vibrant regret knife
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
seedy splenetic kitty cat elastic band
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Mauve Appetizing Shitlib
  12/15/25
...
hairraiser bat shit crazy patrolman
  12/15/25
...
amethyst odious hell dog poop
  12/15/25
...
wonderful obsidian school cafeteria
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
scarlet alcoholic prole
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Mauve Appetizing Shitlib
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
plum lascivious cuck
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Mauve Appetizing Shitlib
  12/15/25
...
Bateful Olive Base Fortuitous Meteor
  12/15/25
yes, so
plum lascivious cuck
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
abnormal psychic
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Mustard electric furnace
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
abnormal psychic
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Geriatric set twinkling uncleanness
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Milky location
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Mustard electric furnace
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Geriatric set twinkling uncleanness
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
amethyst odious hell dog poop
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
plum lascivious cuck
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Milky location
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Fear-inspiring Trailer Park
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Irradiated place of business
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
amethyst odious hell dog poop
  12/15/25
...
Bateful Olive Base Fortuitous Meteor
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Mustard electric furnace
  12/16/25
...
Fear-inspiring Trailer Park
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Azure chest-beating digit ratio
  12/16/25
OKay
burgundy razzle roommate parlor
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Big stage
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
heady aqua athletic conference boiling water
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Big stage
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Blathering walnut step-uncle's house
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Mauve Appetizing Shitlib
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
hot piazza
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Irradiated place of business
  12/17/25
tp
Cracking foreskin
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Irradiated place of business

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Azure chest-beating digit ratio

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: slimy address

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Dark up-to-no-good gaping voyeur

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Azure chest-beating digit ratio

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: very tactful range lettuce

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: motley field bbw

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Irradiated place of business

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: adventurous tantric ratface native

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Irradiated place of business

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: adventurous tantric ratface native

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: motley field bbw

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Irradiated place of business

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: motley field bbw

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Insanely creepy garrison

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: motley field bbw

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Mustard electric furnace

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: supple stead

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Irradiated place of business

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: supple stead

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Insecure Disgusting Stain

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: pearl spectacular pit messiness

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Transparent kitty clown

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: motley field bbw

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: pearl spectacular pit messiness

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Bateful Olive Base Fortuitous Meteor

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: motley field bbw

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bateful Olive Base Fortuitous Meteor

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Insecure Disgusting Stain

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: motley field bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Milky location

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Mahogany vibrant regret knife

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: seedy splenetic kitty cat elastic band

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Mauve Appetizing Shitlib

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: hairraiser bat shit crazy patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: amethyst odious hell dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: wonderful obsidian school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: scarlet alcoholic prole

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Mauve Appetizing Shitlib

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: plum lascivious cuck

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Mauve Appetizing Shitlib

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Bateful Olive Base Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: plum lascivious cuck

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: abnormal psychic

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Mustard electric furnace

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: abnormal psychic

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Geriatric set twinkling uncleanness

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Milky location

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Mustard electric furnace

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Geriatric set twinkling uncleanness

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: amethyst odious hell dog poop

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: plum lascivious cuck

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Milky location

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trailer Park

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Irradiated place of business

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: amethyst odious hell dog poop

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Bateful Olive Base Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Mustard electric furnace

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Azure chest-beating digit ratio

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: burgundy razzle roommate parlor

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Big stage

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: heady aqua athletic conference boiling water

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Big stage

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Blathering walnut step-uncle's house

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Mauve Appetizing Shitlib

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: hot piazza

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Irradiated place of business

yeah you gotta pay for it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515778)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Cracking foreskin

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515807)