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  05/08/13
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  05/08/13
I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.
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  05/08/13
Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro
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  05/08/13
MODS!
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From: A William Urquhart. To: Attorneys. Time:...
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odious maize laser beams
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Spruce nibblets
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what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?
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i think about this post 2x a daay
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WHOLLY SHIT 180
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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:03 AM
Author: Spruce nibblets

Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks competing for are business. Doing really good flame is not enough. Pumos and lurkers expect that and well they should given the other threads they could go to. You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of xoxo iphone apps and twitter feeds pumos and lurkers expect you to megapoast 24/7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration–but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your threads early and often. That not only means when you are in the basement, it also means after you leave the basement as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, fucking a 9, or jacking off to pornotubes), you should be checking your threads every minute. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your threads. That is why we give you 180s. I can assure you that all of are pumos and lurkers expect you to be checking your threads often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that tbf, :D, lisa rowe, etc. all check their threads often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new poaster on a flame which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new female poaster whom we were trying to impress. The poaster did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the board at about 3:00 AM I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the poaster did not check his gchats until the morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, the thread got bumped and no one seemed to notice, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1766742&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=e02ad561ba7a8c87e1d8e9a0d90b8307



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156395)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:04 AM
Author: smoky pungent lay depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156398)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:10 AM
Author: odious maize laser beams

fucking shitboomer.

how about "please let me know once you've received this message"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156403)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Spruce nibblets

READ RECEIPT REQUESTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23161481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams

he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a suit is he. just chillin and grinnin and leanin ginst a fence. fucking doucheboomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23161508)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: Soggy jet stag film gay wizard



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:21 AM
Author: Soggy jet stag film gay wizard



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:45 AM
Author: hideous whorehouse

You're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156443)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:57 AM
Author: Spruce nibblets

I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156466)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: hideous whorehouse

Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:18 AM
Author: odious maize laser beams

Education

Fordham Law School

(J.D., cum laude, 1977)

Fordham Law Review

Fordham College

(B.A., 1969)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156499)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Spruce nibblets

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156550)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: Soggy jet stag film gay wizard



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Poppy glittery mental disorder hell

*clicks the circle and makes it red*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23162099)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: odious maize laser beams

still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23163732)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:13 AM
Author: odious maize laser beams

From: A William Urquhart.

To: Attorneys.

Time: 9:21 a.m.

Re: CHECK YOU EMAILS OFTEN [sic]

Now more than ever there are many talented lawyers and law firms competing for our business. Doing really good legal work is not enough. Clients expect that and well they should given what we charge for our services You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of faxes, emails, internet, etc. clients expect you to be accessible 24\7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration — but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your emails early and often. That not only means when you are in the office, it also means after you leave the office as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, in court or in a tunnel), you should be checking your emails every hour. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your email. That is why we give you blackberries. I can assure you that all of our clients expect you to be checking your emails often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that John Quinn, Peter Calamari, Mike Carlinsky, Faith Gay, Fred Lorig, etc. all check their emails often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new associate on a project which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new client whom we were trying to impress. The associate did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the office at about 7:30 I sent an email to this associate asking him to perform a task — fax a draft letter for review and comment. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the associate left the office and did not check his emails until this morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23163824)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: Useless idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23163829)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: Khaki pontificating parlor

lol at "That is why we give you 180s"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23163851)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams



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Date: May 10th, 2013 8:36 AM
Author: odious maize laser beams



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Date: May 10th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: irradiated toaster



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: White locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23174577)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: Clear gunner lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23177257)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23177279)



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Date: May 12th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams

i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23186099)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams

scenario in 3rd parag=180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23308139)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Ivory international law enforcement agency garrison

wtf 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23308143)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Soggy jet stag film gay wizard



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious ratface

nice re-troping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23308176)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: odious maize laser beams



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Date: June 24th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Stirring kitchen philosopher-king

(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23462043)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Pink Multi-colored Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23462159)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: Spruce nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23675437)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Talking Theatre

Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23675444)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: French alcoholic base messiness

Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at those QE recruitment receptions=a great joy of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23678024)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: Jade cocky heaven



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: translucent mind-boggling partner university

I will never understand why anyone with several options would ever work at that factory of misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23678124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: Claret clown double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23857880)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: odious maize laser beams

what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23857914)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Claret clown double fault



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:28 AM
Author: Claret clown double fault



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Soggy jet stag film gay wizard



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Date: September 28th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams



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Date: November 10th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Khaki pontificating parlor



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: Spruce nibblets



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Date: December 6th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: Spruce nibblets



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:31 AM
Author: lascivious ocher property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24579319)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:36 AM
Author: vibrant charcoal death wish



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Date: December 23rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: White locale

WHOLLY SHIT 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24697790)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: odious maize laser beams

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Author: titillating awkward theater stage



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:30 AM
Author: Soggy jet stag film gay wizard



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Date: December 17th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams
Subject: 180

I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#27311331)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: demanding stage quadroon



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#27747065)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Spruce nibblets



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: odious maize laser beams

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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: Domesticated institution chad

Chrck your ‘R’s daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#36812900)



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Author: odious maize laser beams



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