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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: histrionic underhanded brunch Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Purple diverse indian lodge u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: alcoholic masturbator they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Purple diverse indian lodge sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: umber roommate 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Transparent Crotch FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Laughsome Mustard Pocket Flask Market Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: appetizing macaca point Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: black stock car electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: umber roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: cowardly slimy fortuitous meteor ceo "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: histrionic underhanded brunch I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: cerebral lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: cowardly slimy fortuitous meteor ceo How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: histrionic underhanded brunch Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: cowardly slimy fortuitous meteor ceo How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: histrionic underhanded brunch Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: cowardly slimy fortuitous meteor ceo Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: smoky lodge puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Vigorous Affirmative Action You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: cowardly slimy fortuitous meteor ceo Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Transparent Crotch jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: umber roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: stirring soggy quadroon blood rage At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: black stock car electric furnace "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Purple diverse indian lodge this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: alcoholic masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: cowardly slimy fortuitous meteor ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: histrionic underhanded brunch Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Purple diverse indian lodge it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: histrionic underhanded brunch Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: floppy nibblets wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: histrionic underhanded brunch I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: High-end messiness site you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: smoky lodge puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Gaped Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: green crackhouse friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: gold telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Charismatic Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: maroon bipolar locus People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: green crackhouse friendly grandma No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Laughsome Mustard Pocket Flask Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: deep filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: cerebral lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: amethyst mad cow disease theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: cowardly slimy fortuitous meteor ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Arousing tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: opaque razzmatazz jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: deep filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: umber roommate we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: umber roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: smoky lodge puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: crystalline territorial milk pozpig Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: turquoise voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: fishy comical orchestra pit knife stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: smoky lodge puppy Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Vibrant Jade Church Building Legal Warrant She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Carmine Lascivious Newt It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Unhinged box office double fault "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Drunken keepsake machete How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Free-loading Travel Guidebook Chapel Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Emerald forum Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Vigorous Affirmative Action Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Maize parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Transparent Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: cowardly slimy fortuitous meteor ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: umber roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: umber roommate humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: histrionic underhanded brunch ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451) |