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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
passionate water buffalo factory reset button
  06/30/25
wow lol
blue beady-eyed rehab
  06/30/25
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stimulating ceo dragon
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
blue beady-eyed rehab
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
passionate water buffalo factory reset button
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Cracking Bonkers Background Story Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
passionate water buffalo factory reset button
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Federal Swashbuckling Wrinkle Stage
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
razzle aquamarine stead pisswyrm
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
blue beady-eyed rehab
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
indigo kitchen internal respiration
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
passionate water buffalo factory reset button
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
razzle aquamarine stead pisswyrm
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
brindle filthy cumskin
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
blue beady-eyed rehab
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
passionate water buffalo factory reset button
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
motley boiling water weed whacker
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
razzmatazz self-centered crotch
  06/30/25
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copper electric furnace cuckoldry
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Magical unholy address pozpig
  06/30/25
...
passionate water buffalo factory reset button
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Chocolate Know-it-all National Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Rough-skinned green temple volcanic crater
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Cream Vigorous Hall
  06/30/25
...
indigo kitchen internal respiration
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
brindle filthy cumskin
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
buff doobsian feces space
  07/01/25
...
Rough-skinned green temple volcanic crater
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
bearded forum mood
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
bat shit crazy wonderful gas station
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Curious Spot
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Carmine home
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
mustard bull headed partner
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Diverse Indecent Blood Rage
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: passionate water buffalo factory reset button

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: blue beady-eyed rehab

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: stimulating ceo dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: blue beady-eyed rehab

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: passionate water buffalo factory reset button

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Cracking Bonkers Background Story Dingle Berry

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: passionate water buffalo factory reset button

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Federal Swashbuckling Wrinkle Stage

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: razzle aquamarine stead pisswyrm

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: blue beady-eyed rehab

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: indigo kitchen internal respiration

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: passionate water buffalo factory reset button

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: razzle aquamarine stead pisswyrm

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: brindle filthy cumskin

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: blue beady-eyed rehab

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: passionate water buffalo factory reset button

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: motley boiling water weed whacker

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz self-centered crotch

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: copper electric furnace cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Magical unholy address pozpig

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: passionate water buffalo factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Chocolate Know-it-all National Queen Of The Night

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned green temple volcanic crater

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Cream Vigorous Hall

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: indigo kitchen internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: brindle filthy cumskin

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: buff doobsian feces space

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Rough-skinned green temple volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: bearded forum mood

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bat shit crazy wonderful gas station

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Curious Spot

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Carmine home

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: mustard bull headed partner

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Diverse Indecent Blood Rage

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)