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Rate this alpha 47-yo surfing lawyer (vid)

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL
Adulterous sanctuary
  05/26/26
It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and ...
Charismatic slap-happy parlour main people
  05/26/26
Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really ...
Adulterous sanctuary
  05/26/26
...
Free-loading grizzly space faggotry
  05/26/26
180
Curious Mewling Plaza Ceo
  05/26/26
Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in...
Passionate Field
  05/26/26
0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ...
spectacular topaz yarmulke
  05/26/26
Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM ...
Adulterous sanctuary
  05/27/26
Men are 180
Rose floppy tank feces
  05/27/26
guy looks incredible for 57
snowy weed whacker
  05/27/26
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concupiscible disturbing antidepressant drug
  05/27/26
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Laughsome Ruby Organic Girlfriend Station
  05/27/26
I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that&rsquo...
bossy arousing meetinghouse voyeur
  05/27/26
...
Rose floppy tank feces
  05/27/26
hdy
Adulterous sanctuary
  05/27/26
Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping
Razzle-dazzle mood
  05/27/26
Most people say that I am just as alpha https://x.com/tur...
Exciting Sound Barrier
  05/27/26
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cerise effete stage
  05/27/26
where's your tats
stirring useless juggernaut
  05/27/26
Most autistic surfer of all time
frozen vengeful pisswyrm whorehouse
  05/27/26
my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovab...
splenetic fragrant church building rigpig
  05/27/26
Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can sta...
Adulterous sanctuary
  05/27/26
credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will....
splenetic fragrant church building rigpig
  05/28/26
lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole
Burgundy titillating temple
  05/27/26
It’s *on the North Shore, kook. Second, NS is the wh...
Adulterous sanctuary
  05/27/26
I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that vide...
brass tantric stead
  05/27/26
? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.
Adulterous sanctuary
  05/27/26
I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. ...
brass tantric stead
  05/27/26
as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder tha...
splenetic fragrant church building rigpig
  05/28/26
47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages
aromatic hominid
  05/27/26
thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - ...
tripping irate lay love of her life
  05/27/26


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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903135)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Charismatic slap-happy parlour main people

It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and then the video loops with you respawning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903146)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903167)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Free-loading grizzly space faggotry



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Curious Mewling Plaza Ceo

180

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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Passionate Field

Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903297)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: spectacular topaz yarmulke

0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ones to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903303)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM me videos. The Spirit of Aloha is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904018)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Rose floppy tank feces

Men are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904054)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: snowy weed whacker

guy looks incredible for 57

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904024)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: concupiscible disturbing antidepressant drug



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Laughsome Ruby Organic Girlfriend Station



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: bossy arousing meetinghouse voyeur

I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that’s a different Cali lawyer”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904168)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Rose floppy tank feces



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904589)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mood

Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904035)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Exciting Sound Barrier

Most people say that I am just as alpha

https://x.com/turigyetimothy/status/2059547417431707972?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904137)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: cerise effete stage



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: stirring useless juggernaut

where's your tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904142)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: frozen vengeful pisswyrm whorehouse

Most autistic surfer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904185)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: splenetic fragrant church building rigpig

my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovable group of bald, autistic lawyers with 3 shaky cross steps during a 10 second ride on a literal 2 foot wave

but good on you brah for still getting after it. stoked for you

edit: : )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904192)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can start fresh! Your mind is fucking with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904552)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: splenetic fragrant church building rigpig

credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will. age i$ flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49905055)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Burgundy titillating temple

lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904560)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

It’s *on the North Shore, kook.

Second, NS is the whitest spot on the island, and Queens is way more localized than any longboard in spot up there. Htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904586)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: brass tantric stead

I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that video is athletically the same as skiing a bunny hill.. and if you were to surf a real wave it's more dangerous than skiing a real run.. if I were in Honolulu I'd just swim at that beach that's protected from the sharks by the reef.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904566)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904587)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: brass tantric stead

I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. I like to either go 60mph or nonstop moguls so I'm drenched in sweat when I get down. Equivalent wave, i.e. 10ft and if if I wipe out I die. Surfing just seems like a dumb "sport" for unemployed or those that want to be friends with various bums and negroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904593)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: splenetic fragrant church building rigpig

as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder than skiing. i could elaborate, but just trust that I am write and you are wrong. as always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49905053)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: aromatic hominid

47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904592)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: tripping irate lay love of her life

thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - sad! edit: you set the bar real high previously with your tats and casual nudity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904666)