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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
Appetizing Theatre Foreskin
  06/16/14
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Appetizing Theatre Foreskin
  06/16/14
Soccermos, explain.
grizzly school cafeteria
  06/16/14
Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
arousing trump supporter
  06/16/14
I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
Appetizing Theatre Foreskin
  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
domesticated boiling water hominid
  06/16/14
(Actual retard)
Burgundy site
  07/13/14
baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
irate location jap
  07/13/14
bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
vivacious jewess
  01/17/24
And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
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  06/16/14
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Navy odious gay wizard
  06/16/14
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grizzly school cafeteria
  06/16/14
Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
arousing trump supporter
  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
Concupiscible wrinkle locale
  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
Provocative federal potus
  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
Appetizing Theatre Foreskin
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
Provocative federal potus
  06/16/14
pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
Appetizing Theatre Foreskin
  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
vengeful lake cuck
  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
Electric principal's office
  01/17/24
It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
Maize Persian Trailer Park
  06/16/14
This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
Appetizing Theatre Foreskin
  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
abnormal blue stead degenerate
  06/16/14
I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
Appetizing Theatre Foreskin
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
abnormal blue stead degenerate
  06/16/14
This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
low-t mood heaven
  07/13/14
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Gaped histrionic indirect expression twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/14
Too strong for their own good
Offensive saffron kitty cat
  06/16/14
*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
unhinged digit ratio laser beams
  06/16/14
or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
wild unholy home
  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
Provocative federal potus
  06/16/14
It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
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  06/17/14
brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
Massive sable half-breed
  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
Beady-eyed Chocolate Base
  06/16/14
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Chartreuse cuckold ceo
  07/13/14
ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
Provocative federal potus
  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
idiotic crotch friendly grandma
  06/17/14
they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
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  06/16/14
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poppy selfie
  06/16/14
Makes me love hockey even more.
Very tactful immigrant range
  06/17/14
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Provocative federal potus
  06/17/14
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rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth roommate
  07/13/14
its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
Rebellious Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/13/14
not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
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  07/13/14
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Gaped histrionic indirect expression twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/14
All sports are fixed.
pearly field athletic conference
  07/13/14
maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
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rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth roommate
  07/13/14
Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
Navy odious gay wizard
  07/13/14
Like Baseketball psych out misses.
low-t mood heaven
  07/13/14
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Rebellious Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/13/14
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rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth roommate
  07/13/14
*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
Gaped histrionic indirect expression twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/14
*Is Rick Ankiel*
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  07/13/14
they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
Beady-eyed Chocolate Base
  07/13/14
it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
Chartreuse cuckold ceo
  07/13/14
in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth roommate
  07/13/14
we can still make it.
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  07/13/14
Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95...
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  07/13/14
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Theatre Foreskin

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763661)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Theatre Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763711)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: grizzly school cafeteria

Soccermos, explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763719)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: arousing trump supporter

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Appetizing Theatre Foreskin

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: domesticated boiling water hominid

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763757)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Burgundy site

(Actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923934)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: irate location jap

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924487)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: vivacious jewess

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: grizzly school cafeteria

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763762)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Red galvanic pisswyrm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925177)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Navy odious gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925253)



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: shivering chestnut gas station masturbator



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible wrinkle locale

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763747)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Navy odious gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763756)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: grizzly school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763768)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: arousing trump supporter

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible wrinkle locale

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Provocative federal potus

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Theatre Foreskin

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763898)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Provocative federal potus

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Appetizing Theatre Foreskin

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: vengeful lake cuck

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: Electric principal's office

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Maize Persian Trailer Park

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Appetizing Theatre Foreskin

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763765)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: abnormal blue stead degenerate

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Theatre Foreskin

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: abnormal blue stead degenerate

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763837)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: low-t mood heaven

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924498)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Gaped histrionic indirect expression twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923945)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Offensive saffron kitty cat

Too strong for their own good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763775)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: unhinged digit ratio laser beams

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: wild unholy home

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Provocative federal potus

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: wonderful sanctuary electric furnace

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Massive sable half-breed

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924534)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chocolate Base

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse cuckold ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925127)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Provocative federal potus

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: idiotic crotch friendly grandma

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling out-of-control casino puppy

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763877)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: poppy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763916)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: Very tactful immigrant range

Makes me love hockey even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25765573)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Provocative federal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25768074)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923925)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Rebellious Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923931)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: avocado pervert gaming laptop

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923944)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Gaped histrionic indirect expression twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923938)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: pearly field athletic conference

All sports are fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923967)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: avocado pervert gaming laptop

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923989)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924421)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Navy odious gay wizard

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924448)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: low-t mood heaven

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924515)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Rebellious Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924537)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925112)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Gaped histrionic indirect expression twinkling uncleanness

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925123)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Navy odious gay wizard

*Is Rick Ankiel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925238)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Gaped histrionic indirect expression twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925281)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chocolate Base

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925126)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse cuckold ceo

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925136)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth roommate

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925146)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse cuckold ceo

we can still make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925163)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Navy odious gay wizard

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925249)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chocolate Base

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925346)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth roommate



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: wonderful sanctuary electric furnace

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Author: Appetizing Theatre Foreskin



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