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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: twinkling dysfunction Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Poasters added context lurkers might want to know This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: nofapping tripping macaca looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: twinkling dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: aromatic shimmering knife heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: internet-worthy piazza I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Rough-skinned doctorate jewess if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Nighttime razzle-dazzle address new version yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Mewling dead hall love of her life Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Smoky stage Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Mewling dead hall love of her life Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: nofapping tripping macaca 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: internet-worthy piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: twinkling dysfunction boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Smoky stage Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: magenta cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: twinkling dysfunction fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Nighttime razzle-dazzle address new version delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Charismatic mediation double fault poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: twinkling dysfunction poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: nofapping tripping macaca he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: twinkling dysfunction I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: nofapping tripping macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Maize at-the-ready idea he suggested I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Nighttime razzle-dazzle address new version dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Rough-skinned doctorate jewess lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: nofapping tripping macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Nighttime razzle-dazzle address new version oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: internet-worthy piazza He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Primrose rehab pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: twinkling dysfunction I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: bossy costumed pocket flask I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Cyan arousing set great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: amber property son of senegal Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: razzle half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: nofapping tripping macaca this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Laughsome blood rage Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: diverse parlor I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Charismatic mediation double fault Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: razzle half-breed no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Charismatic mediation double fault who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Pea-brained doobsian immigrant He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Charismatic mediation double fault there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: twinkling dysfunction he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Pea-brained doobsian immigrant You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Charismatic mediation double fault So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: nofapping tripping macaca he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: razzle half-breed i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: twinkling dysfunction he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Sapphire Well-lubricated State He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Pea-brained doobsian immigrant No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Cyan arousing set this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: twinkling dysfunction summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Sapphire Well-lubricated State You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: twinkling dysfunction I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: white floppy old irish cottage home So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: twinkling dysfunction I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: nofapping tripping macaca has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Primrose rehab the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Nighttime razzle-dazzle address new version he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: violet galvanic market friendly grandma He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: brass office Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: turquoise exhilarant partner who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: nofapping tripping macaca why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: diverse parlor I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: razzle half-breed really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: twinkling dysfunction Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: beady-eyed roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Cyan arousing set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Chrome dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Dashing location Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Azure cowardly gas station Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: Dashing location He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: twinkling dysfunction I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Poppy Quadroon Fortuitous Meteor Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: nofapping tripping macaca boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: emerald cocky coffee pot in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: nofapping tripping macaca he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: emerald cocky coffee pot sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: Roblox Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Azure cowardly gas station a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: violet galvanic market friendly grandma thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Pink angry sex offender how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: Mister Yak 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: A Merry Online Christmas she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: fitzgerfag Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: i gave my cousin head slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: fitzgerfag Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: A Merry Online Christmas You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: fitzgerfag Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐) Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Mister Yak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Candy Ride She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Mister Yak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Mister Yak ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: fitzgerfag If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: sealclubber oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Green Jollly Rancher I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Roblox Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Richard, from England That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: Richard, from England Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: constantscreen the great NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521756) |