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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Impressive pit
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
multi-colored jew multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
slate crackhouse roommate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Violet glittery depressive step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
plum aggressive piazza
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
mind-boggling foreskin factory reset button
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
talented brass weed whacker
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Appetizing newt home
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
dull thirsty crotch
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
internet-worthy irradiated university
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
exciting lay striped hyena
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Dashing stead blood rage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Rusted Slippery Gaming Laptop House
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
zippy fragrant cuck skinny woman
  06/30/25
cr
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
dull thirsty crotch
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
blathering sienna dragon market
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Dashing stead blood rage
  06/30/25
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aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
exciting lay striped hyena
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
zippy fragrant cuck skinny woman
  06/30/25
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Self-centered love of her life
  07/01/25
*bussy
Galvanic Degenerate Fanboi
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
mind-boggling foreskin factory reset button
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
sick startled hall boiling water
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
kink-friendly giraffe sex offender
  06/30/25
fuck
exciting lay striped hyena
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
sick startled hall boiling water
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Impressive pit
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
exciting lay striped hyena
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
blathering sienna dragon market
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
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Insanely Creepy Wild Knife
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Frisky Locus
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
carnelian unholy center
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
supple domesticated shrine
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
carnelian unholy center
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
carnelian unholy center
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Stubborn cuckold
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
flickering electric cruise ship background story
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Cracking Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
tcr
aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action
  07/01/25
just jump
wonderful location regret
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
...
Twisted racy stag film
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Heady aquamarine area stock car
  06/30/25
wow
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
white nursing home
  06/30/25
JFC man
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Appetizing newt home
  06/30/25
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wonderful location regret
  06/30/25
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exciting lay striped hyena
  06/30/25
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Dashing stead blood rage
  06/30/25
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Excitant mewling field
  06/30/25
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Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Incel Tank
  06/30/25
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flickering electric cruise ship background story
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Cracking Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Frisky Locus
  06/30/25
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Cerebral Frum Circlehead Base
  07/01/25
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Self-centered love of her life
  07/01/25
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concupiscible kitchen
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
bateful mother quadroon
  07/01/25
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maize unhinged spot ratface
  07/01/25
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slate crackhouse roommate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
plum aggressive piazza
  06/30/25
bro
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
...
Cracking Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
lol
aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action
  07/01/25
...
flesh scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
disgusting adventurous resort idea he suggested
  06/30/25
jfc
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
dull thirsty crotch
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Excitant mewling field
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Incel Tank
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
disgusting adventurous resort idea he suggested
  07/01/25
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supple domesticated shrine
  07/01/25
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Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Incel Tank
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
maize unhinged spot ratface
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Know-it-all brunch
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
blathering sienna dragon market
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
exciting lay striped hyena
  06/30/25
...
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
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laughsome site pocket flask
  07/01/25
lol
aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action
  07/01/25
...
wonderful location regret
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
soul-stirring round eye theater
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
medicated potus shitlib
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Frozen sound barrier senate
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Abusive Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Coral property fat ankles
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
laughsome site pocket flask
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
180 lodge
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action
  07/01/25
...
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Self-centered love of her life
  07/01/25
😟
shaky sanctuary
  07/01/25
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territorial space mental disorder
  07/01/25
holy shit
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
laughsome site pocket flask
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Vigorous sapphire karate orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
maize unhinged spot ratface
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
mind-boggling foreskin factory reset button
  07/01/25
...
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
maize unhinged spot ratface
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
maize unhinged spot ratface
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Heady aquamarine area stock car
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
mind-boggling foreskin factory reset button
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
arousing station reading party
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Self-centered love of her life
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Crusty maroon hominid national
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/25
...
Heady aquamarine area stock car
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
bipolar godawful goal in life
  07/06/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Incel Tank
  07/06/25
lol
aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action
  07/07/25
wow
Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Impressive pit

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: multi-colored jew multi-billionaire

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: slate crackhouse roommate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Violet glittery depressive step-uncle's house

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: plum aggressive piazza

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling foreskin factory reset button

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: talented brass weed whacker

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Appetizing newt home

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: dull thirsty crotch

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy irradiated university

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: exciting lay striped hyena

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Dashing stead blood rage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Rusted Slippery Gaming Laptop House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: zippy fragrant cuck skinny woman

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: dull thirsty crotch

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: blathering sienna dragon market

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Dashing stead blood rage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: exciting lay striped hyena

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: zippy fragrant cuck skinny woman

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Self-centered love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Degenerate Fanboi

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling foreskin factory reset button

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sick startled hall boiling water

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: kink-friendly giraffe sex offender

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: exciting lay striped hyena

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: sick startled hall boiling water

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Impressive pit

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exciting lay striped hyena

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: blathering sienna dragon market

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Wild Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Frisky Locus

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: carnelian unholy center

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: supple domesticated shrine

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: carnelian unholy center

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: carnelian unholy center

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stubborn cuckold

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: flickering electric cruise ship background story

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Cracking Queen Of The Night

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: wonderful location regret

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Twisted racy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Heady aquamarine area stock car

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: white nursing home

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Appetizing newt home

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: wonderful location regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: exciting lay striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Dashing stead blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Excitant mewling field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Incel Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: flickering electric cruise ship background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Cracking Queen Of The Night

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Frisky Locus

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Cerebral Frum Circlehead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Self-centered love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: concupiscible kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bateful mother quadroon

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: maize unhinged spot ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: slate crackhouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: plum aggressive piazza

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Cracking Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flesh scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: disgusting adventurous resort idea he suggested

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: dull thirsty crotch

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Excitant mewling field

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Incel Tank

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: disgusting adventurous resort idea he suggested

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: supple domesticated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Incel Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: maize unhinged spot ratface

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all brunch

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: blathering sienna dragon market

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: exciting lay striped hyena

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: laughsome site pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: wonderful location regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring round eye theater

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: medicated potus shitlib

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Frozen sound barrier senate

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Abusive Dingle Berry

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Coral property fat ankles

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome site pocket flask

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: 180 lodge

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Self-centered love of her life

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: shaky sanctuary

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: territorial space mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome site pocket flask

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Vigorous sapphire karate orchestra pit

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: maize unhinged spot ratface

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling foreskin factory reset button

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: maize unhinged spot ratface

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: maize unhinged spot ratface

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Heady aquamarine area stock car

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling foreskin factory reset button

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: arousing station reading party

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Self-centered love of her life

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Crusty maroon hominid national

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Heady aquamarine area stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bipolar godawful goal in life

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Incel Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: aromatic hilarious main people affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat Shit Crazy Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)