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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
green razzle-dazzle hell
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Yellow Haunted Graveyard Roommate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
geriatric fat ankles brunch
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
bistre vigorous mexican church
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
orchid excitant antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
laughsome elite weed whacker
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
dark ungodly factory reset button masturbator
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
stirring red dilemma double fault
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Violent cracking ceo
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
splenetic piazza
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
adventurous hunting ground
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
deranged avocado jewess dingle berry
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
insane clear theater stage headpube
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Chocolate Half-breed School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
cr
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Violent cracking ceo
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Aquamarine blood rage clown
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
deranged avocado jewess dingle berry
  06/30/25
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Henna digit ratio
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
adventurous hunting ground
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Chocolate Half-breed School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
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Glittery bonkers trailer park
  07/01/25
*bussy
coral judgmental site
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
laughsome elite weed whacker
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Bronze sticky electric furnace heaven
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Useless corner
  06/30/25
fuck
adventurous hunting ground
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Bronze sticky electric furnace heaven
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
green razzle-dazzle hell
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
adventurous hunting ground
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Aquamarine blood rage clown
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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multi-colored sienna shrine
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Concupiscible dead party of the first part shitlib
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Silver passionate toilet seat ratface
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Boyish lay mood
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Silver passionate toilet seat ratface
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Henna digit ratio
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Silver passionate toilet seat ratface
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
bespoke amber point old irish cottage
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
180 famous landscape painting generalized bond
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Vibrant indigo set corn cake
  06/30/25
tcr
Henna digit ratio
  07/01/25
just jump
Motley Copper State
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
...
dashing bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Low-t Lascivious Range Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
wow
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Impressive incel school
  06/30/25
JFC man
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
stirring red dilemma double fault
  06/30/25
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Motley Copper State
  06/30/25
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adventurous hunting ground
  06/30/25
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deranged avocado jewess dingle berry
  06/30/25
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galvanic drab international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
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buff exhilarant institution
  06/30/25
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180 famous landscape painting generalized bond
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Vibrant indigo set corn cake
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Concupiscible dead party of the first part shitlib
  06/30/25
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Frum Topaz Fanboi Den
  07/01/25
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Glittery bonkers trailer park
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harsh station
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Amethyst charismatic property cumskin
  07/01/25
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Khaki Psychic
  07/01/25
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geriatric fat ankles brunch
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
orchid excitant antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
bro
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
...
Vibrant indigo set corn cake
  06/30/25
lol
Henna digit ratio
  07/01/25
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Confused Swollen Pervert
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
razzle jap newt
  06/30/25
jfc
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Violent cracking ceo
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
galvanic drab international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
buff exhilarant institution
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Henna digit ratio
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
razzle jap newt
  07/01/25
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Boyish lay mood
  07/01/25
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buff exhilarant institution
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Khaki Psychic
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Bisexual affirmative action
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Aquamarine blood rage clown
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
adventurous hunting ground
  06/30/25
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Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  07/01/25
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racy cream gunner temple
  07/01/25
lol
Henna digit ratio
  07/01/25
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Motley Copper State
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Domesticated burgundy spot
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Emerald Nibblets Kitty
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Maniacal step-uncle's house
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Blathering wagecucks
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Comical beta sanctuary
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
racy cream gunner temple
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
contagious submissive wrinkle resort
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Henna digit ratio
  07/01/25
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Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Glittery bonkers trailer park
  07/01/25
😟
Hairraiser Crystalline Chad
  07/01/25
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beady-eyed painfully honest giraffe
  07/01/25
holy shit
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
racy cream gunner temple
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
magenta tripping foreskin
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Khaki Psychic
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
laughsome elite weed whacker
  07/01/25
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Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Khaki Psychic
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Khaki Psychic
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Low-t Lascivious Range Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
laughsome elite weed whacker
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
brass appetizing church building
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Glittery bonkers trailer park
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
thriller rambunctious mediation
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  07/06/25
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Low-t Lascivious Range Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
internet-worthy telephone coffee pot
  07/06/25
...
buff exhilarant institution
  07/06/25
lol
Henna digit ratio
  07/07/25
wow
Pontificating parlor people who are hurt
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: green razzle-dazzle hell

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Yellow Haunted Graveyard Roommate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: geriatric fat ankles brunch

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: bistre vigorous mexican church

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: orchid excitant antidepressant drug

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: laughsome elite weed whacker

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: dark ungodly factory reset button masturbator

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: stirring red dilemma double fault

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Violent cracking ceo

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: splenetic piazza

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: adventurous hunting ground

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: deranged avocado jewess dingle berry

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: insane clear theater stage headpube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Chocolate Half-breed School Cafeteria

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Violent cracking ceo

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine blood rage clown

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: deranged avocado jewess dingle berry

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Henna digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: adventurous hunting ground

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Chocolate Half-breed School Cafeteria

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Glittery bonkers trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: coral judgmental site

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: laughsome elite weed whacker

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bronze sticky electric furnace heaven

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Useless corner

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: adventurous hunting ground

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Bronze sticky electric furnace heaven

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: green razzle-dazzle hell

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: adventurous hunting ground

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine blood rage clown

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: multi-colored sienna shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible dead party of the first part shitlib

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Silver passionate toilet seat ratface

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Boyish lay mood

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Silver passionate toilet seat ratface

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Henna digit ratio

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Silver passionate toilet seat ratface

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bespoke amber point old irish cottage

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: 180 famous landscape painting generalized bond

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Vibrant indigo set corn cake

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Henna digit ratio

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Motley Copper State

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: dashing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Low-t Lascivious Range Mad-dog Skullcap

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Impressive incel school

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: stirring red dilemma double fault

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Motley Copper State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: adventurous hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: deranged avocado jewess dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: galvanic drab international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: buff exhilarant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: 180 famous landscape painting generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Vibrant indigo set corn cake

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible dead party of the first part shitlib

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Frum Topaz Fanboi Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Glittery bonkers trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: harsh station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Amethyst charismatic property cumskin

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Khaki Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: geriatric fat ankles brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: orchid excitant antidepressant drug

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Vibrant indigo set corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Henna digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Confused Swollen Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: razzle jap newt

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Violent cracking ceo

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: galvanic drab international law enforcement agency

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: buff exhilarant institution

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Henna digit ratio

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: razzle jap newt

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Boyish lay mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: buff exhilarant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Khaki Psychic

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bisexual affirmative action

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine blood rage clown

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: adventurous hunting ground

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: racy cream gunner temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Henna digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Motley Copper State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Domesticated burgundy spot

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Emerald Nibblets Kitty

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Maniacal step-uncle's house

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Blathering wagecucks

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Comical beta sanctuary

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: racy cream gunner temple

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: contagious submissive wrinkle resort

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Henna digit ratio

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Glittery bonkers trailer park

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser Crystalline Chad

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed painfully honest giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: racy cream gunner temple

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: magenta tripping foreskin

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Khaki Psychic

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: laughsome elite weed whacker

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Khaki Psychic

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Khaki Psychic

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Low-t Lascivious Range Mad-dog Skullcap

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: laughsome elite weed whacker

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: brass appetizing church building

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Glittery bonkers trailer park

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: thriller rambunctious mediation

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Low-t Lascivious Range Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy telephone coffee pot

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: buff exhilarant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Henna digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Pontificating parlor people who are hurt

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)