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Hypo - $40 dinner food bill + $100 bottle of wine. How much to tip?

Surely you don't tip 15-20% on the bottle of wine right? The...
Sinister crimson step-uncle's house
  06/08/25
No you have to tip 50% on the after tax booze and food total...
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Lmao nothing upsets you more than people who work for a livi...
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This is so idiotic it’s barely worth replying to but w...
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The only waiters I've ever heard of making that much are in ...
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  06/10/25
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  06/08/25
I’d tip $4 and leave a note on the receipt “don&...
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  06/08/25
if you're buying a hundred dollar bottle of wine it is a bit...
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  06/08/25
Oh nos! The wait staff thinks I’m a cheapskate! Jfc. ...
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  06/08/25
I don't go out to eat hardly at all anymore, but if I do I t...
Chest-beating immigrant theater
  06/08/25
You're approaching this with a poverty mindset, which makes ...
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  06/09/25
Lmao, you liar
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  06/10/25
I've never paid $100+ for a bottle of wine in my life
Unhinged pozpig
  06/08/25
Then you have only consumed swill. A decent bottle of wine ...
Erotic vivacious senate
  06/09/25
no one in tuscany thinks this.
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I asked in Tuscany and they said you're poor
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Sinister crimson step-uncle's house
  06/09/25
Thanks for the timely bump, Michael.
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  06/09/25
Are we saying the total, before tax, is $140.00?
Insecure vermilion lay personal credit line
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yes. But $100 of that is for a bottle of wine. Surely yo...
Sinister crimson step-uncle's house
  06/09/25
I would tip $28.00 for regular, reasonable service, increasi...
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Does it make any sense to tip them $20 if they bring you a $...
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Tipping is part of the price of admission in the US. We can...
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With servers already making like $20/hour pretip and now no ...
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in europe, would ppl tip 10% on an expensive bottle of wine?
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Tipping isn’t expected at all in France, there’s...
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Lmao dunking on the service industry and banking analysts? T...
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How long have you been a server for bro?
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you were talking about why a waiter should get a bigger tip ...
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how is bringing you a $100 bottle of wine any different than...
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How am i fighting the hypo? He is saying tipping on wine is...
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you're fighting the hypo by comparing an expensive entree to...
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thats not the "intent" of the hypo the intent o...
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the intent of the hypo is obviously to address a disproporti...
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Min $60.
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Finally a topic xo hasn't discussed
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i assume this is for 2 people? who is ordering a $100 bottle...
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I'd tip $16 on this bill. 40% of the pre-wine total. $8 for ...
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Double normal 20% tip up to a $15 max on the wine. After $75...
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seems fair. id probably round up $20. tipping $8 on a a $140...
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30% of the total cost (including tax)
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do they not also refill your glasses? or was this a Cracker ...
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? i havent given an answer. i havent been to a restaurant...
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was this for another woman who told you to fuck off and then...
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Sinister crimson step-uncle's house
  06/09/25
so what did you actually tip fag?
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  06/09/25
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  06/09/25
I'm betting he did 20 bucks and felt bad about it so he made...
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Bull Headed Death Wish
  06/10/25
you should have ordered more expensive food and cheaper wine
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Don’t forget to tip the sommelier also
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Assuming that's before tax and service was average, $8 plus ...
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If you tip any differently for wine just don't order it. Wha...
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Cr. A $100 bottle of wine at a restaurant is a $20 bottle of...
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I'm pretty sure it's the waiters double charging, not the ow...
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I used to go somewhere that started adding a service charge ...
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  06/10/25
Most restaurants add tips after tax in usa, that's standard....
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I'm not rewarding a waiter or restaurant for the fact that b...
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  06/15/25
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$28.00
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normal 15-20% on the food, then a separate arrangement on th...
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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Sinister crimson step-uncle's house

Surely you don't tip 15-20% on the bottle of wine right? They just bring you a bottle and open it - is that worth $25?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48998035)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

No you have to tip 50% on the after tax booze and food total, haven't you heard. Servers expect to make 150k/year for carrying plates of food and if you don't want to help them get there, don't eat out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999905)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Lmao nothing upsets you more than people who work for a living. God forbid the people with few other options in life profit from waiting on you hand and foot. It would be a disaster if anybody made a penny from kissing your ass all day. But don't worry you'll never be one of them. You're better than that. You're above going to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001110)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

This is so idiotic it’s barely worth replying to but why WAITERS of all professions in your opinion deserve $100k+ for carrying plates? The rest if the staff, the cooks, everyone else with a hard but low paying job? Nah you don’t care but high school dropout waiters are entitled to 100k for carrying plates. Weird guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002010)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

The only waiters I've ever heard of making that much are in Vegas or something working at some hyper stressful hotel scenario getting bosses around by celebrity chefs and shit. How much is 100k in NYC anyway? Do they have to get a second job? Do they work 60 hours a week or something to get to that number? You've never survived on 100k or less at any point in your entire life. Big of you to tell another person how much is 'enough' to live on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002059)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Scarlet curious half-breed

Bartenders at Minneapolis steakhouses easily reach 6 figures. I regularly walk in on them fellating guys from Texas in crocodile boots though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002383)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: diverse gold space juggernaut

just pregame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48998040)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theater stage internal respiration

I’d tip $4 and leave a note on the receipt “don’t spend it all in one place!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48998042)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Chest-beating immigrant theater

if you're buying a hundred dollar bottle of wine it is a bit low class to skimp on the tip, when you're truly balling and getting crazy expensive bottles I think higher end restaurant staff understand, but at a place were you can get dinner for 40 I think they'd consider you a cheapskate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48998069)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theater stage internal respiration

Oh nos! The wait staff thinks I’m a cheapskate!

Jfc. How often do yall go out to eat? I go to a restaurant maybe once per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48998075)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating immigrant theater

I don't go out to eat hardly at all anymore, but if I do I tip reasonably well, I do not fall for the scam of tipping counter service workers however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48998084)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Erotic vivacious senate

You're approaching this with a poverty mindset, which makes sense because you are poor. However, this thread is not intended for poor people. Please poast elsewhere. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001138)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: spectacular alpha

Lmao, you liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002313)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Unhinged pozpig

I've never paid $100+ for a bottle of wine in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48998076)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Erotic vivacious senate

Then you have only consumed swill. A decent bottle of wine even at the liquor store, let alone a restaurant, is at least that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001178)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Bull Headed Death Wish

no one in tuscany thinks this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001343)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Erotic vivacious senate

I asked in Tuscany and they said you're poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001911)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Unhinged pozpig

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002320)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Sinister crimson step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999781)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Insecure vermilion lay personal credit line

Thanks for the timely bump, Michael.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999785)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Insecure vermilion lay personal credit line

Are we saying the total, before tax, is $140.00?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999786)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Sinister crimson step-uncle's house

yes. But $100 of that is for a bottle of wine.

Surely you are not tipping $20 for them to bring you a bottle and open it right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999788)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Insecure vermilion lay personal credit line

I would tip $28.00 for regular, reasonable service, increasing the tip to $30.00 if I developed a minor rapport with the waiter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999794)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Bull Headed Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999824)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Insecure vermilion lay personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999855)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

Does it make any sense to tip them $20 if they bring you a $100 steak vs $3 if it's a $15 burger? They did the same amount of work. American tip culture is just absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999921)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Insecure vermilion lay personal credit line

Tipping is part of the price of admission in the US. We can philosophically debate its merits or wrongs but people just need to accept it isn't really voluntary and they aren't going to successfully wage a culture war to change it. You put 20% of your bill down unless there's an extraordinary fuck up and you go about your day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000350)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

With servers already making like $20/hour pretip and now no tax on tips how does this change for you? SHOULD plate carriers make as much as 1st year banking analysts? I think we should go back to 10% tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000358)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: bisexual glittery hall

in europe, would ppl tip 10% on an expensive bottle of wine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000666)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

Tipping isn’t expected at all in France, there’s a service charge built in to the price and they are paid a living wage. Only an American tourist would tip 10% unless the service was truly amazing. French people are not into tipping generally they leave nothing at all or a token pourboire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001495)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Lmao dunking on the service industry and banking analysts? That's TWO jobs you've never had. You've never even had 1 job let alone the cachet to diss two professions you could never do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001124)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

Nice MAF post that in no way addressed the question. I’d have said first year associates, a job I have had, but they get like 300k now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001496)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Right first year associate at your dad's law firm you never showed up to but collected a check anyway. Don't pretend like you actually practiced law with a Fordham degree. Come on dude. It's not like firms were beating down the door for your services. You had a fake job 'working' for your dad but you never even showed up to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001953)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

Nah man at the above market paying boutique I worked at before that. Sorry you got GAPED. You prob have some plates to carry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002011)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Lmao no one believes you were ever payed above market to work for a boutique law firm. Such an insane lie. If it were true you would have talked about it all the time instead you've never mentioned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002264)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

It doesn’t matter what you “believe” it’s an easily verifiable fact that the rest of the board has been aware of for years. Who are you anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002282)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Wouldn't you like to know for evidence gathering purposes. With your infinite leisure time you could get some opposition research done on me and then make some threads about it. That would be a good use of your time. Really hard to comprehend how all the money in the world wouldn't compel your wife to stay with you given how useful you are to society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002295)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

No man I don’t care about your pathetic IRL I mean your normal moniker so I can see why you’re going berserk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002308)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Wouldn't you like to know you're absolutely spinning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002318)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Describe life in NYC on $20 an hour. I think by any standard that's below the poverty line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001958)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

Fuck do you mean people with no skills, no education and no experience are all entitled to live in MFH on their own terms and therefore $20 isn’t enough because it’s unreasonable for them to commute, have roommates or IDK if that doesn’t work get another job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002016)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Yeah seriously FUCK those people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002370)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Yeah it's INSANE man. Somebody should DO something. I wish more people had the guts like you to pay service people less. Especially given how much you have given to society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001118)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

How long have you been a server for bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001505)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Oh that's a great insult. "How long have you been employed, prole roach?" Fact is most people have to do some job for a living. But not RSF! Aren't you lucky winning the lottery being born a rich kid. Does it feel good dunking on people who weren't born into generational wealth? That's really big of you. You're an absolute legend lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001900)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: kink-friendly dun hospital tank

i ageee people should earn according to their value add and work. makes no sense a waiter should get a huge windfall just because a patron happened to order an expensive dinner.

btw what are your thoughts on steep inheritence and wealth taxes to ensure people dont receive generational wealth simply from being born to wealthy parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001332)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:28 AM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

There has never been in the history of all of mankind someone who inherited generational wealth who didn't feel entitled to it.

When the French Revolution intercepted Louis XVI's letters to the other monarchies in Europe he essentially said I own everything in this country and the Revolution is insane. I'm taking it all back for myself at the soonest opportunity. I'm only playing along with these people to bide time but when the monarchy is restored I'm going to make sure everyone knows it's all my personal property.

It's kooky but people who receive life altering presents from their parents universally feel entitled to them. Even if they are rich and everyone else on Earth is poor. It's still theirs. Even if it's wealth of an entire nation. It's still their property in their estimation.

In light of that it's pretty easy to see why people who were literally starving to death cut all these people's heads off.

The thought of RSF claiming that someone — anyone — earns too much when he has never earned at all is just too ironic to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001339)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:37 AM
Author: Bull Headed Death Wish

(anti semite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001350)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 5:08 AM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

Fuckkkkk inheritance tax. Why should plate carrying HS drop outs make more $ than the people actually cooking your food which in many cases they do? They seem like the least valuable members of the restaurant team yet get the biggest payout. Also tipping was predicated on this fiction that they don’t earn a salary and need tips, now they are making at or above minimum wage which seems to be appropriate pay for the skills required to do their job. Not a very coherent argument to compare a family being able to pass down earned wealth to being extorted for charity by plate carriers. One is keeping what your ancestors earned the other is demanding strangers pay you a second income just because you want it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001507)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

RSF's Complete Guide to people who have enough already. Yes, single moms and heroin addicts, people with criminal records and legal immigrants they have all gone too far in their baller lifestyle. Unlike you who DESERVES the wealth of their ancestors. But plate carriers are scum. I'm glad we've identified the blue collar underbelly of society is getting a free ride. The cook doesn't make enough, the pilot who flies you around doesn't make enough, the concierge who checks you in and the maids who clean your room, all earning an honest wage all included in the fee! But a waiter is a leech on society. You know you've inspired me, in light of their largesse, I think perhaps we should simply kill them all. No value added, unlike RSF who is a huge boon to society sitting on his ass all day picking his nose. I'm glad you've identified the real assholes in this situation, the waiters. Scum of the Earth, basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001920)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: big-titted topaz generalized bond

Damn dude serving must be driving you nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002021)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Nothing I have ever had to do or would have to do to survive could possibly drive me as nuts as you logging in here with no friends, not having any respect, and the only people around you in life are there for your money including your ex wife who couldn't stand you. Meanwhile keep dunking on people with blue collar jobs it's a great look for you. You inherited daddy's money, never worked a day in your life, and it still eats at you that no one respects you or thinks your interesting and your only content creation is about consumption and spending money you didn't earn which you will defend to the grave as your divine right to possess. Keep talking shit though about people who have nothing and bust their asses how they're overpaid. It's a great look for you and your legacy. You know no one sensible would do this in real life on camera in person which is why you never hear about it. You never hear Joe Rogan say man blue collar workers make way too much, what a scam. No one would put their name on that take but, unbelievably, you do and you do it quasi anonymously on the internet so you will always have plausible deniability. Really big of you, and this will forever be your bort legacy, dunking on blue collar worker's for being overpaid. Guy who has literally never worked a day in his life and everyone knows it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002281)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Stirring kitchen quadroon

"Commercial airline pilots and air stewards have historically never accepted gratuities. (Though private jet pilots do occasionally get tipped.) But let me tell you Dave, I’d have slipped Captain “Sully” a crisp 100-dollar bill after saving my ass."

(from a, uh, self-serving waiter's blog, so take w/ grain of salt, but it's funny how RSF didn't drop some knowledge about tipping practices for private jet pilots)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49017822)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: kink-friendly dun hospital tank

you were talking about why a waiter should get a bigger tip for a more expensive meal, now you're shifting the goalposts to other fields. a complete non-sequitur as no one disagrees that different jobs are emtitled to different compensation.

your first point was rooted in people should earn based on their work, but then you said that it's "not coherent" as applied to generational wealth, with no explanation why. it's completely conclusory and one doesn't have to think too hard about why you feel differently between the two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002167)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Bull Headed Death Wish

how is bringing you a $100 bottle of wine any different than bringing you a $100 lobster plate that the kitchen prepares and the server only has to pick up and drop off with you anyway?

if anything the wine requires that whole performance show with pouring a little bit in and handing it to you to sniff and say "okay thats good"

just tip 15-20% on the total minus tax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999800)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: bisexual glittery hall

BEEP BEEP BEEP

ur truly fighting the hypo, whatever ur take is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999865)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy national

lmao no server gives a shit about whether you can justify your tip with weird jew math. the purpose of a tip is to make it socially acceptable to return / get good treatment / not feel disgusting shame skimping some 20-something when you walk out. your napkin algebra has no import to anyone but yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999970)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Bull Headed Death Wish

How am i fighting the hypo? He is saying tipping on wine isn't justified due to the differences in labor involved. I point out that its the same labor involved in food that the server brings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999981)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: bisexual glittery hall

you're fighting the hypo by comparing an expensive entree to a similarly expensive wine. the intent of the hypo seems to be to present a scenario where the wine is grossly disproportionate to the cost of the food.

imagine if you have some michelin restaurant with a $600 food bill ($300 tasting menu x 2 or whatever and you've already got the most expensive possible food), and you get a $3000 bottle of wine.

this case shows how retarded it is for you to attempt to fight the hypo.

if your answer in that case is still to tip 20%, fine. but dont fight the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999994)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Bull Headed Death Wish

thats not the "intent" of the hypo

the intent of the hypo is to ask why he has to tip for something that is so easy to do (bring wine which the restaurant already gets bottled) as opposed something he perceives as harder to do (bring food which the restuarant has to make)

hence the objection that it doesn't fucking matter bc the server does the same amt of work

your explanation also makes zero sense becuase there is nothing about drinks that warrants tipping less except for the fact that the restaurant doesn't have to prepare it like they do food



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000005)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: bisexual glittery hall

the intent of the hypo is obviously to address a disproportionately high wine bill relatively to the food cost, my man.

and this is a perfectly reasonable hypo to ask, especially in fancy restaurants where someone may have a 5 figure wine bill and the sky's the limit in terms of the wine bill and there's only so much you can possibly spend on food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000033)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged elastic band

Min $60.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999871)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Territorial Brilliant Ape

Finally a topic xo hasn't discussed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999875)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: coral irate forum ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999956)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: bisexual glittery hall

i assume this is for 2 people? who is ordering a $100 bottle of wine at a place where a couple can eat for $40?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999881)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Bull Headed Death Wish

youre fighting the hypo!

jew faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999983)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Trip theatre legal warrant

doodikoff is not a hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999992)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Excitant White Toaster Stead

incredibly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002378)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: bisexual glittery hall

i'm making social commentary, not fighting the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999997)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Trip theatre legal warrant

doodikoff and his date shared wings, nachos and a chablis grand cru

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999990)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: bisexual glittery hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999998)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000004)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Stimulating cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000006)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: coral irate forum ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000015)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Territorial Brilliant Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000428)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: seedy ocher roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001141)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Erotic vivacious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001180)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: angry confused background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002047)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: navy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002172)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: bipolar black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002321)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Excitant White Toaster Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002377)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: passionate pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002630)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling emerald corn cake

I'd tip $16 on this bill. 40% of the pre-wine total. $8 for dinner and an $8 courier charge, which is more than generous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999884)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: bisexual glittery hall

show your work. an disproportionate expensive wine is a flat $8? doubles the normal 20% tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999890)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling emerald corn cake

Double normal 20% tip up to a $15 max on the wine. After $75 bill it's a flat $15 per bottle. That's more than fair imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999896)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bull Headed Death Wish

We know you would. You're a minority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999984)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Stimulating cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000001)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: kink-friendly dun hospital tank

seems fair. id probably round up $20. tipping $8 on a a $140 bill feels super cheap even though a lot of people dont tip on alcohol.

im into whiskey and have racked up $1000 tabs. i am certainly not paying 20% on a $200 pour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001337)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Trip theatre legal warrant

30% of the total cost (including tax)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#48999892)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Stimulating cruise ship

do they not also refill your glasses? or was this a Cracker Barrel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000003)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Pink free-loading queen of the night bbw

Tipping is stupid and unless you plan to frequent the restaurant the credited answer is $10 so you dont have to fist fight the waiter on your way out but not one cent more. If you do plan to frequent the place again then you have to tip at least 15% of the total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000034)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control Autistic Gay Wizard

Absolutely fuck off, DBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000035)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: bisexual glittery hall

?

i havent given an answer. i havent been to a restaurant in 5 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000039)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Saffron base travel guidebook

was this for another woman who told you to fuck off and then begged you to fuck her, only for you to totally misread the signs and go home?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000040)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Sinister crimson step-uncle's house

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49000438)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating immigrant theater

so what did you actually tip fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001040)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: coral irate forum ratface

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001089)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating immigrant theater

I'm betting he did 20 bucks and felt bad about it so he made this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001096)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Laughsome genital piercing mother

20% - 22% - 25% will be the only options on the handheld cc reader she sticks in your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001107)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:28 AM
Author: titillating domesticated mood keepsake machete

25% - 35% - 45%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001338)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: seedy ocher roast beef

so the post tax is in the low 150s?

i’d pay 180 in cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001133)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser famous landscape painting

love doodikoff's Talmud hypos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001184)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:37 AM
Author: Bull Headed Death Wish

lol at all the penny pinching lawyers itt trying to save a buck in the cheapest way possible. you just tip 15-20% of the pretax total and move on. you dont start breaking it down into drinks / food / dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49001349)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: demanding dilemma main people

you should have ordered more expensive food and cheaper wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002013)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: angry confused background story

Don’t forget to tip the sommelier also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002052)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Arousing thirsty twinkling uncleanness den

Nothing, fuck them!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002258)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Scarlet curious half-breed

Assuming that's before tax and service was average, $8 plus 15% of whatever that wine would have cost at the nearest nigger liquor store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002367)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: lemon corner yarmulke

If you tip any differently for wine just don't order it. What do you care if you add 20% for wine if you already overpaid by 300% for it? More important I've seen restaurants charge me automatic 18% and then offer me an option to add another 15 or 20 or 25 lol. Or how about after I signed the check they fraudulently charged my cc for double the amount. I actually called bank to cancel a restaurant bill after I got double charged a second time (first time I came in and corrected them in person).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002497)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Balding Boyish Old Irish Cottage Whorehouse

Cr. A $100 bottle of wine at a restaurant is a $20 bottle of wine at the grocery store. The restaurant patron willingly pays this absurd upcharge under the implicit agreement that he's doing so for the pleasure of enjoying a time out. Now imagine being OK with tipping the establishment $80 but thinking that a waiter doesn't deserve $20. You've already tipped some rich asshole 4x that amount. And what was the 'skill' the owner had? Being rich and running a business?

But I agree with you fraud is wrong. And some waiters steal people's credit cards. Restaurants that double charge people are likely failing as a business and falling behind. Waiters who steal should be prosecuted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002531)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: lemon corner yarmulke

I'm pretty sure it's the waiters double charging, not the owner(or just charging another person's bill). And yes I'm pretty sure I've had Cc info stolen exclusively at restaurants(had bank call me and cancel after 300$ doordash charges). I don't expect anybody who works as a waiter more than 1 summer to be a "good person". Right now anybody who honestly makes a living off "tips" is on onlyfans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002592)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Scarlet curious half-breed

I used to go somewhere that started adding a service charge plus a health and wellness charge onto all the bills. After the first couple times I finally noticed I was paying $30 for a gristly Reuben and looked into it further. I stopped going there.

Also make sure the suggested tips aren’t after tax. That’s another of their tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002581)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: lemon corner yarmulke

Most restaurants add tips after tax in usa, that's standard. What's important is not to give 1 extra cent if they included the 18% tip into your bill and called it "service charge" and then call for "tip". I've actually had them argue with me after I tell them you got your tip faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002695)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Stirring kitchen quadroon

I'm not rewarding a waiter or restaurant for the fact that blue cities and states run their government finances like dogshit and need to charge 40% tax rate on all economic activity. no fucking way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49017847)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: deep digit ratio shrine

doodikoff lands hot chicks off the apps because he is 6.01" but then fucks ****every single date up**** because he wont tip 20% but will buy them croissants to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002542)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: mewling wild athletic conference mad cow disease

$28.00

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49002602)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: exciting orchid patrolman

I question my life choices when we agree on something but yes, it is $28.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735040&forum_id=2#49017881)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Stirring kitchen quadroon

normal 15-20% on the food, then a separate arrangement on the wine; can't imagine the wine tip being more than the food service tip though -- in fact, shouldn't it be the owner who tips the waiter for upselling an expensive bottle?

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Date: June 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Stirring kitchen quadroon

(from discussion on why parties of 6 are charged an auto-gratuity)

"And I’ve explained ad nauseam on this blog why “auto-grats” are slapped on to parties of six or more. Large parties eat slower than tables with two for four customers.

*** The way waiters and restaurants make their money is by “turning and burning” tables. I can make a lot more money serving several two-tops that take 1.5 hours to eat than getting my section clogged up with an eight-top that lingers over coffee until the busboys start swabbing the floors with bleach. (That’s restaurant speak for, “It’s time for you to go.”) ***

And if you’ve tied up my section the entire night and leave me a bad tip? Well then I’ve worked for nothing. Auto-grats are designed to protect waiters from cheap tippers like you, Dave."

it seems to me that eating and ordering quickly to facilitate a quicker table turn should count as part of the tip

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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Excitant White Toaster Stead

doodikoff is 53 and just hitting his content prime. it's never too late to maek it

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