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1,000 shots @ 150yd for Hole in 1, win $30mil or fail and go prison 15 yrs
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:26 PM Author: soggy unholy site would you do it?
edit: you can take the shots over 48 hrs so you're not too fatigued. also to the stupid hypo-fighter, if you don't make a hole in one within the 48 hrs you're going to prison. |
Date: August 28th, 2023 1:26 PM Author: fuchsia histrionic dilemma fuck yea
can i leave all the balls on the green as i take more shots? |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:44 PM Author: soggy unholy site yeah sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725505) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 2:32 PM Author: fuchsia histrionic dilemma This is a no brainer then. Once I get a few dozen balls on the green my odds go way up because the balls will knock into each other and one will be knocked into the hole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725704) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 2:33 PM Author: soggy unholy site Or you can have a shot going right at the hole but it bounces off another ball blocking the path! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725707) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 2:37 PM Author: aqua box office police squad it's a no brainer because you're free-rolling by walking away if you miss shot 999 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725729) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 2:38 PM Author: Snowy Point Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725734) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 2:50 PM Author: fuchsia histrionic dilemma no way i need that many shots, i would probably need like 100 shots total and the green will be sufficient crowded around the hole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725789) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:28 PM Author: aqua box office police squad i'd take 999 shots and never finish if i haven't gotten the hole in one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725424) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:29 PM Author: soggy unholy site you're going to prison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725429) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:30 PM Author: aqua box office police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725432) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:38 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage fuck no. i was a decent golfer and hit far more than 1000 tee-shots on the local par 3's at the same courses where i grew up and never made a hole in one. i don't like my chances at this game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725461) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:38 PM Author: aqua box office police squad you can walk away on shot 1000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725464) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:39 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage no you cant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725468) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:39 PM Author: aqua box office police squad Show me where it says that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725469) |
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Date: August 30th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: Massive thriller university the hypo wouldn't make any sense, then. there's no risk in taking 999 shots other than wasting your time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46734488) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:39 PM Author: hairraiser degenerate no, the odds are not in your favor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725466) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:40 PM Author: aqua box office police squad It's risk free because you can leave as soon as you miss shot #999 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725471) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:41 PM Author: hairraiser degenerate but then you'd spend the rest of your life listing about wondering what could have been if only you'd had the fucking balls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725484) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:42 PM Author: aqua box office police squad If it didn't happen the first 999 times, it's not happening the next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725489) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 9:13 PM Author: Violet weed whacker genital piercing 50-50 really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727401) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:40 PM Author: bateful pearl trump supporter lol never (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725474) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:40 PM Author: aqua box office police squad ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725477) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: bateful pearl trump supporter no one is buying your hypo-fighting
the chances of me having more than $30M in income on my own over the next 15 years is significantly higher than the chances of me making a "one in a million" shot in an order of magnitude fewer tries |
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Date: August 30th, 2023 11:50 AM Author: Massive thriller university cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46734491) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:41 PM Author: Onyx appetizing home yeah id take that bet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725481) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:41 PM Author: aqua box office police squad Exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725485) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:41 PM Author: balding swashbuckling resort *Donald Trump pulls out his 8 iron from the bag* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725487) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:42 PM Author: copper market tattoo More interesting question would be if Steph Curry would take this bet as he doesn't need the money, and he could conceivably get a hole-in-one. For me, personally, no. |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 3:34 PM Author: multi-colored white death wish business firm (underrated) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Erotic Corn Cake Most PGA golfers would probably lose this bet I’m guessing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725494) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: aqua box office police squad It's not losing if you walk away on shot 999 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725497) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:44 PM Author: Onyx appetizing home no they wouldnt. they get the same shot over and over theyll have it dialed in after 3 or 4. have you ever played with one or even watched them on the range? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725502) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:47 PM Author: bateful pearl trump supporter Tiger Woods made exactly two holes-in-one in tournament play in his career. Jack Nicklaus made three. Surely they made others in practice rounds, but are you really taking those odds?
Also, hypo has said nothing about the hole. Could be an island green, could be severe elevation change, could be windy as fuck |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 2:01 PM Author: Onyx appetizing home if its some extreme weather conditions thats one thing. island green doesnt matter.
cant compare the same shot over and over to one try at it in tournament conditions. theres uncertainty that makes it way less likely for even a perfectly struck shot to go in, and they arent even going at the pin all the time |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:23 PM Author: odious dull casino 150 yard par 3s aren't common on the pga tour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727713) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:29 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage how many aces have there been at pebble's #7 (100 yds)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727727) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:44 PM Author: odious dull casino I assume more than 1/1000. I don't know though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727806) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:48 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage agreed. i assume it's not some crazy pin placement with some crazy greens. if it's an average course with an average pin placement in average conditions, i'd bet most PGA pros would get it within 100 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725522) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:50 PM Author: bateful pearl trump supporter ljl
bryson dechambeau had never made a hole in one at all, ever, until the one he made at the 2019 Masters
list from some website of players that have never made one in a tournament, have no idea if it's up to date:
Collin Morikawa Cameron Smith Rory McIlroy Sam Burns Hideki Matsuyama Billy Horschel Brooks Koepka Daniel Berger Matt Fitzpatrick Kevin Kisner Talor Gooch Tom Hoge Russell Henley Cameron Young Lucas Herbert Richard Bland Bubba Watson |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:51 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage they're playing PGA courses with PGA greens. OP is average courses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725535) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:52 PM Author: bateful pearl trump supporter OP didn't say that originally
still say if he doesn't make it in the first 100-200, the pressure starts to overwhelm you. imagine being a 30-year old pro golfer on shot 950 with your wife sobbing behind you.
also most of you schlubs would have your hands bloodied to the bone and have back/leg injuries after 1000 iron shots in 48 hours |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:52 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage yeah but it's the most reasonable assumption (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725542) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:50 PM Author: soggy unholy site yes - assume no wind and everything is average. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 2:06 PM Author: Onyx appetizing home cr most people have no idea how good those guys are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725596) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:46 PM Author: sticky bat-shit-crazy sex offender Yes, but only if it’s a Par 5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725515) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:47 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage this "walk away after 999" pumo has totally ruined this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725517) |
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Date: August 29th, 2023 12:09 PM Author: insane slate son of senegal therapy he creacked the code (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46729902) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 2:43 PM Author: Exciting cuck lol fuck no
I don't golf and I like my odds to be rich other ways |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 2:46 PM Author: aqua box office police squad it's a zero downside hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725772) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 3:08 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage (benzo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46725884) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 3:20 PM Author: Exciting cuck Due to the poor initial wording, yes.
Taken as intended, no. |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 8:56 PM Author: Startling Magical Location Boistinker (retarded hypo-fighter who thinks he's clever) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727328) |
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Date: August 29th, 2023 8:09 AM Author: Exciting cuck In fairness, destroying imprecise and poorly worded hypos is an XO tradition at least as long as hypos themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46728943) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 9:06 PM Author: Heady Lemon Hell Easy money. The night before the competition I would sneak onto the course with my trusty shovel. I would widen the hole to 5 feet in diameter, replace the pin so no one's the wiser, and the next morning proceed to conquer the challenge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727370) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 9:09 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage https://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_1484w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2014/07/03/Others/Email/Images/golf1.jpg?t=20170517 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727381) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 9:10 PM Author: aqua box office police squad If you don't hit it in even with this advantage, you can always walk out at shot 999 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727385) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 9:11 PM Author: Heady Lemon Hell Only a fool would fail to grasp this obvious defect in the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727389) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 9:11 PM Author: aqua box office police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727391) |
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Date: August 29th, 2023 5:09 PM Author: Exciting cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46731297) |
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Date: August 29th, 2023 5:09 PM Author: Exciting cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46731298) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 9:26 PM Author: Adventurous center Lol at the logic mastermen ITT.
PGA golfers don’t get 1,000 shots at the same hole.
If you’ve ever been to a pga tournament driving range, you would realize that 90%+ of these guys would make this given 1,000 attempts at the hole. Way higher if they didn’t have to move prior shots out of the way.
I’m a duffer, so I wouldn’t take it, but I know 5-7 people who would be stupid not to take this based on their golf skills and underlying likelihood of being sentenced to 15+ years in jail. |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 9:30 PM Author: aqua box office police squad There is no chance of going to prison. One can simply choose to stop after missing the 999th shot, if it came to that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727452) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:24 PM Author: odious dull casino Thank you. We heard you the first 10 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727715) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 11:17 PM Author: Big-titted nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727956) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:26 PM Author: odious dull casino Pin placement and green comedians have three orders of magnitude effect on the odds of this happening (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727717) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:31 PM Author: Ruddy Irate Menage green comedians?
like suzi green, of curb? |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:39 PM Author: odious dull casino Conditions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727773) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:36 PM Author: fuchsia histrionic dilemma Honestly a 15 year break from work and responsibilities doesn’t sound terrible if family could visit on weekends (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727761) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:45 PM Author: Lake partner stage Looks like a win-win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727814) |
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Date: August 28th, 2023 10:54 PM Author: contagious cream heaven chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46727846) |
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Date: August 29th, 2023 1:10 AM Author: Flesh dead sandwich No deal. I've already hit thousands of balls from 150 yards out and never had a hole in one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46728298) |
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Date: August 29th, 2023 12:24 PM Author: aqua box office police squad you could decide to end the hypo at any time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46729986) |
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Date: August 30th, 2023 12:56 AM Author: Onyx appetizing home would your older son take this bet? iirc you told of him acing a par 4 with an old wooden driver(he refuses to use modern metal woods) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46732872) |
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Date: August 30th, 2023 1:14 AM Author: aqua box office police squad Would his schizophrenic son know to walk after the 999th attempt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46732912) |
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Date: August 30th, 2023 10:52 AM Author: Flesh dead sandwich He might. He is familiar with jail but confident in his ability to jail house lawyer himself out. He’s playing every day lately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46734129) |
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Date: August 30th, 2023 11:48 AM Author: Onyx appetizing home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5395502&forum_id=2#46734471) |