Everything is going great, until there's an interruption on the radio. "We interrupt this broadcast," the announcer says, "To alert you to an escape at the Hanniger State Hospital For the Criminally Insane. The Notary escaped earlier tonight, and two orderlies are missing. Police are urging everyone to stay inside and look their doors until further notice."

"The Hanniger State Hospital? That's only a couple miles away!" the girl exclaims. "Come on, take me home."

"C'mon baby," the guy persists. "It's okay. There's no way some Notary could go a few yards, let alone a mile or two, before the dogs get him. And besides, you're talking to the star quarterback! I'm not gonna let anything happen to you."

So they stay there, but the girl isn't into it, and she keeps thinking she hears things. Finally, there's a big "bump" outside, and the girl starts screaming that she sees someone staring at them outside the car. But when the guy looks, there's nothing there. Still, she won't stop screaming, and demands that they go home.

So the guy is really annoyed, and he floors the gas and they go roaring off down the hill.

"Be careful," the girl shouts.

"I thought you wanted to get outta here," the guy grumbles back.

Finally, they get to her place, and he's still annoyed, but he's getting over it, and he gets out of the car to go around and let her out and get a good night kiss.

But when he climbs out of the car, he screams, and falls to the ground in a dead faint.

The girl jumps out to see what happened to him, and when she gets around to his side, her blood runs cold.

The driver's side door was notarized with a giant red stamp.

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