(To the tune of “What’s Love Got to Do With It”)

[Verse 1]

You say you’re the best, but look at the test,

Your scores are hitting the floor.

While Pajeet’s on call, no meth at all,

He’s coding and studying more.

[Pre-Chorus]

White folks in the Midwest chugging Mountain Dew,

Screaming, “Jobs are stolen! What else can we do?”

But while you’re snacking, Pajeet’s on the rise,

Trump tweets the blame, while obesity flies.

[Chorus]

What’s Pajeet got to do, got to do with it?

He’s just fixing your bugs while your jeans don’t fit.

What’s Pajeet got to do, got to do with it?

He’s grinding at work while you’re Netflixin’ it.

[Verse 2]

Elon’s got rockets, and you’ve got Hot Pockets,

Blaming him for your rut.

But the truth’s pretty clear, Pajeet’s shifting gears,

While your meth lab’s blowing up.

[Pre-Chorus]

“You took my job!” is the rallying cry,

But between your naps, who even applied?

Pajeet’s got skills, he’s building the code,

While you’re in your basement with no zip code.

[Chorus]

What’s Pajeet got to do, got to do with it?

He’s just filling the gaps while your belt won’t fit.

What’s Pajeet got to do, got to do with it?

The treadmill’s calling, but you’re ignoring it.

[Bridge]

You’re slamming Big Macs while he’s on the grind,

He’s learning Python; you’re losing your mind.

Innovation’s the game, not just a meme,

And Pajeet’s out here living the dream.

[Chorus]

What’s Pajeet got to do, got to do with it?

He’s running the show while your pants don’t zip.

What’s Pajeet got to do, got to do with it?

Just coding away while you double-dip.

[Outro]

If work’s the reward, don’t sit there and pout,

Put down the meth, and maybe work it out.

So tell me again, what’s Pajeet got to do with it?

He’s taking your job ‘cause you ain’t into it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655680&forum_id=2#48494983)

He’s dating Asian girls, and you’re losing it.

What’s Pajeet got to do, got to do with it?

What’s Tinder but a second-hand emotionless pit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655680&forum_id=2#48494988)