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Just quit a $200k tenured professor position

Having a horrible day and wanted to vent so I made an accoun...
Gaped Dopamine
  02/13/25
Introduction to a new shtik?
Tan misanthropic stead organic girlfriend
  02/13/25
No just brand new account
Gaped Dopamine
  02/13/25
tp
Cracking Indigo Liquid Oxygen School
  02/14/25
? I like your name too haha
Gaped Dopamine
  02/14/25
Have you considered opening a Subway franchise?
fiercely-loyal sticky casino
  02/13/25
We will be able to help. It is unfortunate however that you ...
Charcoal chapel gunner
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Nudist pozpig
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Boyish Puce University
  02/13/25
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Electric parlour
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judgmental swashbuckling plaza
  02/14/25
Yeah nothing to reference unfortunately. Fresh new start.
Gaped Dopamine
  02/14/25
Was your wife a stripper when you married her?
Nudist pozpig
  02/13/25
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Know-it-all Seedy Antidepressant Drug Hunting Ground
  02/14/25
new poaster? first day?
Boyish Puce University
  02/13/25
Yeah can you change monikers here because I have been lurkin...
Gaped Dopamine
  02/13/25
you don't say!
Boyish Puce University
  02/13/25
That's azz feast. Ass fest just started yesterday
opaque deep shrine messiness
  02/14/25
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Lilac insanely creepy sweet tailpipe sneaky criminal
  02/13/25
Height of everyone involved?
fantasy-prone grizzly office
  02/13/25
brand new account tp
blathering menage factory reset button
  02/13/25
Can't believe that moniker was not taken
fragrant sapphire foreskin quadroon
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Boyish Puce University
  02/13/25
*op brushing away a wistful tear as he’s transported b...
Supple heaven
  02/14/25
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Boyish Puce University
  02/15/25
(definitely not lex)
burgundy degenerate point
  02/13/25
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Very tactful motley stag film dysfunction
  02/14/25
Weak flame
Swollen zippy sound barrier
  02/13/25
ya dun gooft never give up your sinecure
Contagious claret garrison double fault
  02/13/25
this is the lowest effort shittiest flame imaginable.
Sepia faggot firefighter
  02/13/25
This is not flame at all.
Gaped Dopamine
  02/14/25
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Contagious claret garrison double fault
  02/14/25
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Outnumbered Khaki Coffee Pot Brunch
  02/14/25
lol at tenured on first day
adulterous turquoise love of her life
  02/13/25
Guys at my high school got tenure and $200k upon hire all th...
Swollen zippy sound barrier
  02/13/25
new professor. first day.
burgundy degenerate point
  02/14/25
Love JM trolling
impertinent macaca dilemma
  02/14/25
Height? Cocksize?
Out-of-control Pearly Library
  02/14/25
This is what Benzo thinks being in college is like
Sienna Native
  02/14/25
I feel your pain, brother. What's really bad is when you've ...
avocado charismatic goal in life
  02/14/25
We’re just going to let this play out
rough-skinned forum rigor
  02/14/25
*laughs and howls*
geriatric disrespectful property
  02/14/25
It’s called Tarzanning- the chandelier thing
red corner
  02/14/25
since when do school have chandeliers? what school does this...
Know-it-all Seedy Antidepressant Drug Hunting Ground
  02/14/25
Probably not a fancy crystal chandelier. I’m picturing...
red corner
  02/14/25
This
Gaped Dopamine
  02/15/25
“Professor wife suck dat ahhhhhh”
Light cerebral circlehead tattoo
  02/14/25
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Contagious claret garrison double fault
  02/15/25


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Date: February 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Gaped Dopamine

Having a horrible day and wanted to vent so I made an account here. I just got this position in August and I was thrilled. The quality of “student” here is offensive. I walked in and I saw one of the students (not even exaggerating) swinging from the chandelier with a female in his arms laughing hysterically. I called campus security and they asked me “what do you want us to do about it? By the time we get there they will be off the chandelier.”

Every time I walk through campus students that I spend office time with and teach in smaller classes and lectures don’t even acknowledge me. Even when I say hello. They’re nice to me in the office though.

They had a local guy walk through campus with a machete screaming like a lunatic. Campus security responded “we’re just going to let this play out” as you heard someone laughing hysterically in the background.

This morning I was speaking and a student raised his hand and said “I think I saw your wife last night dancing like a stripper.” Everyone started laughing and howling. I quit now I have no job and no savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656542)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Tan misanthropic stead organic girlfriend

Introduction to a new shtik?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656558)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Gaped Dopamine

No just brand new account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656571)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: Cracking Indigo Liquid Oxygen School

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658710)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Gaped Dopamine

?

I like your name too haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48660113)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sticky casino

Have you considered opening a Subway franchise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656574)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Charcoal chapel gunner

We will be able to help. It is unfortunate however that you don't have any prior monikers given that you are brand new account tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656579)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Nudist pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656582)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Boyish Puce University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48657533)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Electric parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658678)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: judgmental swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658885)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Gaped Dopamine

Yeah nothing to reference unfortunately. Fresh new start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48659086)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Nudist pozpig

Was your wife a stripper when you married her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656581)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all Seedy Antidepressant Drug Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48660126)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Boyish Puce University

new poaster? first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656605)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Gaped Dopamine

Yeah can you change monikers here because I have been lurking since ‘03 and I never saw a poster named “Ass Fest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656630)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Boyish Puce University

you don't say!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656697)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: opaque deep shrine messiness

That's azz feast. Ass fest just started yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48659102)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Lilac insanely creepy sweet tailpipe sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656679)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone grizzly office

Height of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656710)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: blathering menage factory reset button

brand new account tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48656789)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire foreskin quadroon

Can't believe that moniker was not taken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48657545)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Boyish Puce University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658343)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Supple heaven

*op brushing away a wistful tear as he’s transported back to that glorious summer day back in june 2011 when he first thought to register “brand new account”, whereupon he exclaimed to himself “can’t believe that moniker was not taken”*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658847)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Boyish Puce University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48663812)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: burgundy degenerate point

(definitely not lex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48657549)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Very tactful motley stag film dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48659097)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Swollen zippy sound barrier

Weak flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658459)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Contagious claret garrison double fault

ya dun gooft

never give up your sinecure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658479)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Sepia faggot firefighter

this is the lowest effort shittiest flame imaginable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658480)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Gaped Dopamine

This is not flame at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658919)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Contagious claret garrison double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658986)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Khaki Coffee Pot Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48661960)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: adulterous turquoise love of her life

lol at tenured on first day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658488)



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Date: February 13th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Swollen zippy sound barrier

Guys at my high school got tenure and $200k upon hire all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658503)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:55 AM
Author: burgundy degenerate point

new professor. first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658660)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:56 AM
Author: impertinent macaca dilemma

Love JM trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658662)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: Out-of-control Pearly Library

Height? Cocksize?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658666)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Sienna Native

This is what Benzo thinks being in college is like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658679)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:45 AM
Author: avocado charismatic goal in life

I feel your pain, brother. What's really bad is when you've brought pizza for the class and a bunch of demonstrators come in and carry it off. https://x.com/amuse/status/1836788342362460496

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658714)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: rough-skinned forum rigor

We’re just going to let this play out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658840)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: geriatric disrespectful property

*laughs and howls*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658856)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: red corner

It’s called Tarzanning- the chandelier thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48658876)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all Seedy Antidepressant Drug Hunting Ground

since when do school have chandeliers? what school does this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48660130)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: red corner

Probably not a fancy crystal chandelier. I’m picturing brass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48661956)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Gaped Dopamine

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48662578)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Light cerebral circlehead tattoo

“Professor wife suck dat ahhhhhh”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48660140)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Contagious claret garrison double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680331&forum_id=2#48662253)