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Why wasn't Moby more alpha?

It's these questions that keep me up at night
180 plaza police squad
  02/24/26
He was bald. Honor him.
fragrant doctorate
  02/24/26
you're wondering why an anorexic vegan seemed weak?
aqua dysfunction
  02/24/26
He was rich and famous. He could have just eaten meat and li...
180 plaza police squad
  02/24/26
imagine being the top DJ in the world and still probably not...
Bistre soul-stirring dopamine
  02/24/26
I always thought it would be the perfect stunt if he walked ...
180 plaza police squad
  02/24/26
He claimed he dated Natalie Portman when she was 18. Then sh...
filthy station
  02/25/26
circleheads fucked 4 lyfe
contagious spot stock car
  02/25/26
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olive blathering round eye degenerate
  02/25/26
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Bistre soul-stirring dopamine
  02/25/26
lol that is not a denial. that is a classic case of a re...
Infuriating skinny woman heaven
  02/25/26
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crystalline new version
  02/25/26
one job i had the dorky awkward guy in charge of the interns...
Bistre soul-stirring dopamine
  02/25/26
if university aged girls are this naive, imagine how naive t...
vigorous nursing home clown
  02/25/26
180
Onyx haunting legal warrant useless brakes
  02/25/26
eminem ended his entire career
Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon
  02/25/26
you 36 year old bald headed fag, blow me
bronze excitant state faggotry
  02/25/26
If anyone ended Moby's career, it was Moby. His songs suck l...
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
i think that was really it. his music didn't have staying po...
bronze excitant state faggotry
  02/25/26
he claims to be disappointed to he heterosexual and straight...
Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon
  02/25/26
yea almost always. thurston moore from SY left kim gordon fo...
bronze excitant state faggotry
  02/25/26
Zoomers tell me all the time that it's so brave when men wea...
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
the early 90s hardcore scene, particularly in DC, presaged a...
bronze excitant state faggotry
  02/25/26
Yep and the rock music scene is still like this, from metal ...
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
i mean songwriting and performing is mostly about expressing...
Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon
  02/25/26
When Cobain wore a wedding dress it was shocking because no ...
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
i've come to assume that anyone like Jerry Cantrell who afte...
Bistre soul-stirring dopamine
  02/25/26
Pretty safe to assume lmao
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
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Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon
  02/25/26
Svenonious seemed to me like he could pull some nice pussy w...
Razzle-dazzle Plum Hall
  02/25/26
I assume you've seen that interview between SY and Svenonius...
Bat shit crazy pink temple lettuce
  02/25/26
I just looked it up and he self cancelled himself in the hys...
Razzle-dazzle Plum Hall
  02/25/26
do you like electronica? jw if you hate moby specifically or...
Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon
  02/25/26
I think he had a couple of good songs. Porcelain is memorabl...
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
lovers spat. those two definitely did gay stuff together.
primrose stimulating principal's office
  02/25/26
isnt he 5'5?
Effete Drunken Stage Trust Fund
  02/25/26
Ljl at him going on TV in a Gore/Lieberman shirt back in the...
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
His name "Moby" was part of the problem. DeadMou5...
Sooty sanctuary water buffalo
  02/25/26
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Indecent Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat
  02/25/26
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vigorous nursing home clown
  02/25/26
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Razzle Abusive Church Gaping
  02/25/26
he's 5'4, bald, anorexic, gay, shitlib, with an ingrained be...
primrose stimulating principal's office
  02/25/26
What if he had taken T and lifted. Any hoap?
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
he has a pedophile vibe to him. adding muscle may have made ...
primrose stimulating principal's office
  02/25/26
Never seen a jacked pedo. Does this exist?
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
Spaceporn is pretty big
bronze excitant state faggotry
  02/25/26
He's fat but not strong, no?
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
its all muscle imo
bronze excitant state faggotry
  02/25/26
He was frutiger aero personified
floppy translucent place of business
  02/25/26
He fucked Natalie Portman
charismatic impertinent faggot firefighter site
  02/25/26
She didn't consider it "sex"
180 plaza police squad
  02/25/26
She’s a bitch imo. https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi...
charismatic impertinent faggot firefighter site
  02/26/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

It's these questions that keep me up at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693522)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: fragrant doctorate

He was bald. Honor him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693527)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: aqua dysfunction

you're wondering why an anorexic vegan seemed weak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693528)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

He was rich and famous. He could have just eaten meat and lifted. It's like he wanted to be a turbocuck or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693535)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring dopamine

imagine being the top DJ in the world and still probably not getting laid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693531)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

I always thought it would be the perfect stunt if he walked into an Arby's or something and was just like I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. VEGANISM IS FLAME. He probably could have gone viral just making a fake vid where he eats meat in front of customers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693539)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:29 AM
Author: filthy station

He claimed he dated Natalie Portman when she was 18. Then she clarified they never dated.

"As for Natalie, after Moby included the mention of her in his memoir, the now 44-year-old didn't hold back in sharing how she felt about their differing understandings of their encounter. “I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating,” she told Harper's Bazaar UK in 2019, “because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me."

https://www.eonline.com/news/1428873/moby-on-natalie-portman-dating-controversy-new-perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693722)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: contagious spot stock car

circleheads fucked 4 lyfe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693725)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: olive blathering round eye degenerate



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring dopamine



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: Infuriating skinny woman heaven

lol that is not a denial.

that is a classic case of a retrorape where they guy ended up not being as cool as his potential = rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693906)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: crystalline new version



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring dopamine

one job i had the dorky awkward guy in charge of the interns was famous for stealth dating the girls. this was long before #metoo, so everyone thought it was hilarious and just let it happen.

he'd tell some univ age new girl to meet him on the lawn of some local landmark. she'd think it was some forced group event. show up. and it would be a picnic. and she'd eventually realize she was the only one invited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693970)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: vigorous nursing home clown

if university aged girls are this naive, imagine how naive the Epstein teens were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694042)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Onyx haunting legal warrant useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49695316)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon

eminem ended his entire career

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693908)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: bronze excitant state faggotry

you 36 year old bald headed fag, blow me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693909)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

If anyone ended Moby's career, it was Moby. His songs suck lol. No clue how he got famous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693922)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: bronze excitant state faggotry

i think that was really it. his music didn't have staying power.

funny trivia about him: he tried out for agnostic front in the early 80s. i think he was in some other hardcore band(s) then too.

i like how he called eminem out for being misogynistic and homophobic or whatever and it turns out this dork was creeping on 16 year old natalie portman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693931)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon

he claims to be disappointed to he heterosexual and straight

these MALE FEMINIST ally types tend to be huge creeps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693943)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: bronze excitant state faggotry

yea almost always. thurston moore from SY left kim gordon for some young bitch after having an affair with her. (kim, while she's old af, is still smoking hot. but probably annoying. but i bet his new girl is too)

ian svenonius of nation of ulysses/the make up is one of these absolute fag ally doods, and he got canceled as well for basically date raping a bunch of girls back in the day. i used to work as a copy editor at the american geophysical union in dupont from 02-04, a job so bad it drove me to law school. anyway, i was at work outside smoking one day and i saw svenonius race by on a 70s style girl bicycle with streamers on the handlebars and shit. total fag.

their office was next to the hotel where reagan got shot. i later fucked xo kendall there. tried to put it in her ass but she yelped and i had to stop.

also i had a thing with this newly married editor chick when i worked at AGU. i dumped her and she took a bottle of pills in the office and got carted off to the nut house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693961)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

Zoomers tell me all the time that it's so brave when men wear a dress and paint their nails. I'm always like no it's not. It's grotesque. It's absolutely disgusting. I could never stand weak men showing their feelings crap. And yeah it's mostly a larp to get female attention for doing nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693979)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: bronze excitant state faggotry

the early 90s hardcore scene, particularly in DC, presaged a lot of the nonsense we are seeing now. i was reading about guys getting fisted and cross dressing and shit in hardcore fanzines in 1993, and all that bullshit has unfortunately gone mainstream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693990)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

Yep and the rock music scene is still like this, from metal to hardcore all the way down the line. It's full of self righteous chest beating about liberal tenants. Any rock show has a political segment now. It's very tiresome. Look at Fat Mike. Look at Haley Williams. I went to a metal show and the guy was ranting about fascism and racism. It's so pernicious. I have no idea why these scenes get this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694040)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon

i mean songwriting and performing is mostly about expressing your feelings. cobain, bowie and countless others wore makeup, dresses, and fucked men. im not talking about that shit, im more talking about the type to make expressing theit ALLYSHIP as a core part of who they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694021)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

When Cobain wore a wedding dress it was shocking because no one had done it before. If he hadn't died he 100% would have been fighting for fag marriage and then BLM and trans rights. He was drinking all the kool-aid around him. But at the same time none of it was overtly political or even implicitly so. It was all just part of his act.

Bowie was a straight dude who pretended to be gay to sell more records you know my thoughts on this.

But yeah I really think Kurt would have become super political over time especially after the music dried up he would have pivoted like Krist did. Everyone from Seattle is like that. I really think that 90% of people adopt the overarching statewide values where they're from. I was talking to a random guy from my home state the other day and he was just like Trump lies a lot and I was like Jesus dude you're a white guy in America and that's your primary thought? People are lemmings they just believe what everyone around them says when they're a kid it's insane. No critical thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694037)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring dopamine

i've come to assume that anyone like Jerry Cantrell who after 10 years has never uttered the words Donald Trump and spends his time fundraising for veterans charities... is probably not fully onboard with the shitlib agenda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694062)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

Pretty safe to assume lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694079)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon



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Date: February 25th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Plum Hall

Svenonious seemed to me like he could pull some nice pussy way younger than him. Look up “Certain Kinds of Trash” video. I saw his band Chain and the Gang in 2015 and the two girls in the band were mid 20s and super foxy. The blonde one was a DC 8/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49695158)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy pink temple lettuce

I assume you've seen that interview between SY and Svenonius.

I had never heard of Svenonius. But watching that interview, I felt he had a captivating aura. I can see where he was a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49695312)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Plum Hall

I just looked it up and he self cancelled himself in the hysteria of the summer of 2020 with a very vague statement about being inappropriate with women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49695320)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Pea-brained genital piercing tanning salon

do you like electronica? jw if you hate moby specifically or if you just hate the genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693937)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

I think he had a couple of good songs. Porcelain is memorable, We Are All Made of Stars is alright. Probably his best song is South Side but for some reason they didn't include the Gwen Stefani version on the album. It's kinda hard to find but it's 10x better than the one where he's just singing by himself. I wouldn't say he was a talentless hack but he put out a lot of material that's just not listenable. His average song is a really mundane breakbeat with some sampling. If not for a few big singles no one would remember his discography. The bulk of it is elevator music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693949)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: primrose stimulating principal's office

lovers spat. those two definitely did gay stuff together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694047)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Effete Drunken Stage Trust Fund

isnt he 5'5?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693966)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

Ljl at him going on TV in a Gore/Lieberman shirt back in the day. So cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693982)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Sooty sanctuary water buffalo

His name "Moby" was part of the problem. DeadMou5e or Skrillex sounds much more badass and appeals to a more niche but rabid audience. Moby was trying to appeal to Boomers, Gen Z and millennials all at once. He's like the U2 of the DJ world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49693986)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Indecent Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: vigorous nursing home clown



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Razzle Abusive Church Gaping



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: primrose stimulating principal's office

he's 5'4, bald, anorexic, gay, shitlib, with an ingrained beta personality.

I actually think the little guy did the best she could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694043)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

What if he had taken T and lifted. Any hoap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694055)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: primrose stimulating principal's office

he has a pedophile vibe to him. adding muscle may have made him more creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694064)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

Never seen a jacked pedo. Does this exist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694086)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: bronze excitant state faggotry

Spaceporn is pretty big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694102)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

He's fat but not strong, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694109)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: bronze excitant state faggotry

its all muscle imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694973)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: floppy translucent place of business

He was frutiger aero personified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49694067)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: charismatic impertinent faggot firefighter site

He fucked Natalie Portman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49695169)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: 180 plaza police squad

She didn't consider it "sex"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49695260)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: charismatic impertinent faggot firefighter site

She’s a bitch imo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1rcushu/moby_is_never_going_to_let_this_go/

The answer is she’s a bitch, the age gap means she can lie now bc ewww creepy, he’s not famous anymore so she’s pulling rank, pussy pass, and they probably didn’t fuck btw, also she’s Jewish. And he’s Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2#49696120)