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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Cracking Cuckoldry
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
mind-boggling flirting dilemma
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
turquoise floppy foreskin
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Vibrant ruby school cafeteria
  08/30/25
...
flickering new version
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Sinister hyperactive crotch shrine
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
180 Umber Location
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Cracking Cuckoldry
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
180 Umber Location
  08/31/25
...
pearl half-breed hell
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  08/31/25
delusional take
pearl half-breed hell
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Sienna Principal's Office
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Cracking Cuckoldry
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Cracking Cuckoldry
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage
  09/05/25
...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Odious crackhouse
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage
  09/05/25
...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Cracking Cuckoldry
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
excitant cyan temple puppy
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
excitant cyan temple puppy
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/05/25
Kenny
concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Cracking Cuckoldry
  09/06/25
...
plum sweet tailpipe
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/06/25
...
plum sweet tailpipe
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Cracking Cuckoldry
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
buck-toothed ruddy haunted graveyard plaza
  09/07/25
Explain
Cracking Cuckoldry
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Silver pungent ladyboy
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Cracking Cuckoldry
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Cracking Cuckoldry
  09/07/25
...
Sienna Principal's Office
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage
  01/18/26
...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Bossy dead institution codepig
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Cracking Cuckoldry
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Cracking Cuckoldry
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
boyish weed whacker site
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage
  05/28/26
...
Swashbuckling Seedy Stage
  05/28/26
...
Cracking Cuckoldry
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling flirting dilemma

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: turquoise floppy foreskin

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Vibrant ruby school cafeteria

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flickering new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Sinister hyperactive crotch shrine

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: 180 Umber Location

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: 180 Umber Location

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: pearl half-breed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: pearl half-breed hell

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Sienna Principal's Office

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Odious crackhouse

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: excitant cyan temple puppy

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: excitant cyan temple puppy

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: plum sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: plum sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: buck-toothed ruddy haunted graveyard plaza

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Silver pungent ladyboy

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Sienna Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Bossy dead institution codepig

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: boyish weed whacker site

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: concupiscible vermilion candlestick maker blood rage

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Seedy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Cracking Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994053)