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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Amethyst irradiated legend
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Histrionic Garnet House
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Bateful resort liquid oxygen
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
180 judgmental filthpig step-uncle's house
  08/30/25
...
Yellow dingle berry
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Motley costumed jap party of the first part
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
excitant violent theatre fat ankles
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Amethyst irradiated legend
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
excitant violent theatre fat ankles
  08/31/25
...
floppy school cafeteria indirect expression
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  08/31/25
delusional take
floppy school cafeteria indirect expression
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
fear-inspiring police squad
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Naked Multi-billionaire
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Naked Multi-billionaire
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Amethyst irradiated legend
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Naked Multi-billionaire
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Amethyst irradiated legend
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  09/05/25
...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Contagious mustard puppy
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  09/05/25
...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Amethyst irradiated legend
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Self-centered school yarmulke
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Self-centered school yarmulke
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/05/25
Kenny
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Amethyst irradiated legend
  09/06/25
...
Heady kitty field
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/06/25
...
Heady kitty field
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Amethyst irradiated legend
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
pungent mental disorder athletic conference
  09/07/25
Explain
Amethyst irradiated legend
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
burgundy hissy fit tanning salon
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Amethyst irradiated legend
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Amethyst irradiated legend
  09/07/25
...
fear-inspiring police squad
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  01/18/26
...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Razzle primrose coffee pot blood rage
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Naked Multi-billionaire
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Amethyst irradiated legend
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
Amethyst irradiated legend
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Sooty big-titted center genital piercing
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  05/28/26
...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  05/28/26
...
Amethyst irradiated legend
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  07/12/26
...
Naked Multi-billionaire
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
startling associate
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Histrionic Garnet House

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Bateful resort liquid oxygen

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: 180 judgmental filthpig step-uncle's house

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Yellow dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Motley costumed jap party of the first part

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: excitant violent theatre fat ankles

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: excitant violent theatre fat ankles

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: floppy school cafeteria indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: floppy school cafeteria indirect expression

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring police squad

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Contagious mustard puppy

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Self-centered school yarmulke

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Self-centered school yarmulke

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Heady kitty field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Heady kitty field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: pungent mental disorder athletic conference

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: burgundy hissy fit tanning salon

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle primrose coffee pot blood rage

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Sooty big-titted center genital piercing

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Naked Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: startling associate

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: disgusting flushed fortuitous meteor

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50126050)