{first year} "Yeah. Hilarious, right? Like some sort of military"

{senior partner} {softly} "Shut the fuck up. Do you realize what you've done?"

{frantically moving to the phone} "Marcia, I need the chairman. Now."

'Yes ... yes Mr. Johnson. Please hold.'

{moment's pause}

{chairman} 'Bob, this better be good.'

"Define 'good.' My asshole associate tweaked our counterparty on the deal. They're sending in Deal Team Six."

{sound of the receiver dropping; clanging against the desk; being picked up; a draw of breath over the line; panic tinging his voice} 'Okay. Okay. Got it. We're going to need everyone we've got.'

"Agreed"

'I'll call up the reserves. How long do we have?'

"I'd guess less than an hour."

'Fuck.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#27799776)

"Sir, they're gonna burn toner pretty quick."

"No choice. Do it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#27799831)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881431&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880640&mc=11&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880861&mc=11&forum_id=2

I will try to update this

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#27904790)

Hank,

NM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#28144193)

*sounds of helicopter blades whirring in the background*

*associate and partner stare at each other, glance out conference room window--see three blackhawk helicopters with "DT6" logos slowly making their way through the manhattan skyline*

"Fuck. We don't have much time left. MOVE!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#32119443)

maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#32119599)

Because clearly only a raging faggot would post such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#47093367)