Date: May 28th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: bonkers voyeur
I was thinking third or fourth date, maybe it's a special occasion e.g. she got a promotion at work, you think that you will FINALLY see some action tonight, etc.
Date: May 28th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: bonkers voyeur
Depends on how drunk she was when she slept with him. If she was intoxicated, then it doesn't really count. In fact, she'll probably change her Facebook status to something like "We all do things we regret sometimes!" or "My regrets are in the past now, come at me world!"
This is why you do the first couple dates for just drinks. And, even after that can do nice but cheap ethnic places.
Any chick who wants a $400 dinner in the first few dates is an immediate ding, unless you're both rich and it's a meaningless amount of money to either of you
By the time you're willing to date women in their late 20s to mid-30s, many have been riding the Chad cock carousel for so long that they're sick of it and are often willing to settle for a moderately awkward, 5'7"-5'11" guy with a good job to pay her expenses and tolerable, boyfriend-grade penis that can occasionally get her off, if she uses her best vibrator at the same time.
Date: May 28th, 2018 3:06 PM Author: bonkers voyeur
at this point he's paid for two expensive international vacations, countless lunches and dinners, broadway tickets, ski trips, hotels, car rentals, and flowers, and they have sad, robotic, passionless sex twice a month.
Date: May 29th, 2018 9:13 AM Author: Lemon windowlicker
Twice a month!?!?!? Hahahaha, brother. You have no idea the wonders of a bad marriage. I can't imagine the happiness I would feel if I had sex twice a month.
Date: May 28th, 2018 6:25 PM Author: Primrose parlour
I'm 5'7 but my wife pays for all of our living expenses (except what I write off through business like cars, internet, and cell), including meals. I invest everything I make and we have a prenup.
Date: May 29th, 2018 1:36 AM Author: bonkers voyeur
It’s been a year and a half since she dumped you. You log onto Facebook when WHAM, there they are, her proposal and engagement ring photos with Chad. “Can’t wait to be Mrs. Chad!,” the caption reads. As the hundreds of likes and congratulatory messages flood in, you notice that the diamond on her finger is substantially larger than any you could ever afford. You accidentally click the “like” button before quickly un-clicking it in shame.
Date: December 23rd, 2019 5:47 PM Author: Sticky hyperactive new version chad
lmao, this happened to me in law school. girl told me she was too busy for a relationship. less than a month later, i saw her out on a date with Chad. She just gave me a sheepish look.
Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:05 PM Author: bonkers voyeur
Whew, this still kinda burns to read five years later. She was not thinking about you AT ALL when she was sucking Chad's dick that night. She may have even forgotten your name.