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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
insane exhilarant stage ratface
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
sienna heady azn
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
mind-boggling trust fund
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
sienna heady azn
  07/14/25
100%
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  07/15/25
FAG
contagious public bath
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
dark swashbuckling black woman
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Mint Death Wish Background Story
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Mint Death Wish Background Story
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
insane exhilarant stage ratface
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Mint Death Wish Background Story
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
insane exhilarant stage ratface
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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  07/15/25
Lol
Mint Death Wish Background Story
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jfc 180
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appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Learning Disabled School Cafeteria Round Eye
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this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
sienna heady azn
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mind-boggling trust fund
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Mint Death Wish Background Story
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
insane exhilarant stage ratface
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
sienna heady azn
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
insane exhilarant stage ratface
  07/14/25
wut
vibrant pontificating juggernaut weed whacker
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
insane exhilarant stage ratface
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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vivacious confused potus gay wizard
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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khaki famous landscape painting idiot
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
vivacious confused potus gay wizard
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
fragrant territorial milk
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Histrionic partner
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Cordovan Legal Warrant
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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Mint Death Wish Background Story
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appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
insane exhilarant stage ratface
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: insane exhilarant stage ratface

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: sienna heady azn

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: sienna heady azn

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: contagious public bath

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling black woman

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: disgusting crackhouse son of senegal

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Learning Disabled School Cafeteria Round Eye



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Mint Death Wish Background Story

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: insane exhilarant stage ratface

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Apoplectic stimulating jewess center



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Mint Death Wish Background Story

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: insane exhilarant stage ratface

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mint Death Wish Background Story

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: insane exhilarant stage ratface

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Mint Death Wish Background Story

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: vivacious confused potus gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Adulterous gaming laptop cuck

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Mint Death Wish Background Story

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: contagious public bath

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bat-shit-crazy Ladyboy Personal Credit Line

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Learning Disabled School Cafeteria Round Eye

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: sienna heady azn

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Mint Death Wish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: insane exhilarant stage ratface

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sienna heady azn

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: insane exhilarant stage ratface

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: vibrant pontificating juggernaut weed whacker

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: insane exhilarant stage ratface

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: misunderstood university masturbator

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: vivacious confused potus gay wizard



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: tantric pisswyrm feces



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Cracking stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Magical Nowag Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Passionate range athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: sepia trip plaza

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Cracking stage blood rage

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling black woman



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Comical whorehouse sex offender



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic stimulating jewess center



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: emerald misanthropic institution



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mint Death Wish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Dashing Pearly Sanctuary Incel



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Cerise mental disorder



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Comical whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: vivacious confused potus gay wizard



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: stirring underhanded chad

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: khaki famous landscape painting idiot



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: adventurous pale bbw

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: vivacious confused potus gay wizard

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: fragrant territorial milk

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Histrionic partner

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Cordovan Legal Warrant

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Chestnut Stubborn Mad-dog Skullcap Mood

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Massive charismatic market

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: supple national jew

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Adulterous gaming laptop cuck

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: boyish iridescent hall toilet seat



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: contagious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Mint Death Wish Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: appetizing chocolate antidepressant drug

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: insane exhilarant stage ratface

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)