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5.4.26: Stock Futures still STABLE after Iran strikes US Navy ship 🤡
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:17 AM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome with two missiles, futures briefly went down a whole .40% but now have recovered in under 30 min. totally not fraud. FURK THIS SHIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863402) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:25 AM Author: 345 (🧐) I just purchased my first home in all cash thanks to the reverse-Tommy etf TURD. Not quite exeunt but damn fine returns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863407) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:31 AM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome thank,u shld put a painting of me in the entry way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863416) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:59 AM Author: Big Clique Energy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863446) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: H-Value The inverse ETF is BDST. TURD is the 3x leverage ETF tracking Tommy’s returns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863731) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: oomox Holy shit, congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863821) |
Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 AM Author: cowgod No such Strike happened. Stop trolling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863417) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:58 AM Author: Big Clique Energy stfu Adam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863445) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome well if BAVAD KIKESTEIN FROM (((AXIOS))) says US govt officials deny it then it surely didnt happen, goy!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863447) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. saar! saar! Missile fly, but no hit, saar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863449) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:01 AM Author: Risten Explain to me like I am a lizard saving myself for marriage why Iran shooting missiles at navy ships would impact US stocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863532) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome imagine Hardik the Handsome JPMorgan Indian Associate who hangs out in the park you live in came and RAPED ur furking lizard boipussy reel good
thats what Iran is doing to US navy |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: UhOh man when this finally hits people are going to make a fucking fortune off of soxs in a matter of days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863823) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome i have 0 shares now so yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863895) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: UN peacekeeper no ship was struck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863923) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome CENTCOM said no ship was hit, Iran said they fired warning shops. CENTCOM never said no warning shots were fired. See how this works, retarded goys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2#49863938) |