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What's the protocol for kicking a guy out of your friend group?

Long story on how this happened but basically 2 guys wormed ...
histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal
  05/08/26
You make a facially neutral "no duplicate names" r...
Misunderstood spruce famous landscape painting theater stage
  05/08/26
...
histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal
  05/08/26
realize this is johnsmeyer but just call them by their last ...
Transparent passionate resort
  05/08/26
if you are referring to a chat group member by their first n...
brindle underhanded hunting ground nursing home
  05/08/26
Huh? What are you supposed to call them?
histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal
  05/08/26
- last name - variation of last name - nickname
brindle underhanded hunting ground nursing home
  05/08/26
Must be an ethnic thing. We're all white guys
histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal
  05/08/26
(guy who read about white guys on WeChat)
brindle underhanded hunting ground nursing home
  05/08/26
i think OP is referring to IRL people
flushed stag film clown
  05/08/26
it does seem that way, but why would he come here for advice...
opaque legend stage
  05/08/26
Evidently one of the "Gregs" is actually "Gre...
histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal
  05/08/26
3G, actually
Nubile Swashbuckling Principal's Office Feces
  05/08/26
everybody has sex with his girlfriend nobody says shit
deranged aphrodisiac immigrant hairy legs
  05/08/26
I had 3 groomsmen named Chris. Only last names are used
Racy love of her life liquid oxygen
  05/08/26
Smash his fucking face in
Lake Learning Disabled Temple Turdskin
  05/08/26
By changing your phone number, selling your house, moving to...
domesticated adventurous blood rage trump supporter
  05/08/26
we had two Gregs in friend group so one was Greg, and the ot...
Rebellious indigo casino striped hyena
  05/08/26
usually you just make a new discord/group chat and then invi...
pontificating rambunctious heaven windowlicker
  05/08/26
#GuyCore
diverse brass orchestra pit
  05/08/26
protocol is 1. report the offender to HR 2. HR will cond...
boyish reading party dog poop
  05/08/26


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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal

Long story on how this happened but basically 2 guys wormed their way into our main friend group by being friends of core guys. Both guys are named Greg. We don't wanna do the "Greg G" "Greg R" thing, we just want one of the Gregs gone. How do we decide on which one and how to we break it to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874589)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Misunderstood spruce famous landscape painting theater stage

You make a facially neutral "no duplicate names" rule that easily survives rational basis scrutiny for numerous logistical reasons. Kick them both out using the rule -- no hard feelings because the rule was applied neutrally so neither can complain. Not even "Gregs" were singled out, just duplicate names. After they're both gone, I can't think of a legit, non-israel reason why you can't invite the one you prefer back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874601)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874632)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Transparent passionate resort

realize this is johnsmeyer but just call them by their last names or call one of them dingleberry or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874607)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: brindle underhanded hunting ground nursing home

if you are referring to a chat group member by their first name, they aren't a friend. nuke both from the group with malice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874608)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal

Huh? What are you supposed to call them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874631)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: brindle underhanded hunting ground nursing home

- last name

- variation of last name

- nickname



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874797)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal

Must be an ethnic thing. We're all white guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874920)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: brindle underhanded hunting ground nursing home

(guy who read about white guys on WeChat)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49875159)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: flushed stag film clown

i think OP is referring to IRL people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874668)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: opaque legend stage

it does seem that way, but why would he come here for advice about that kind of thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874696)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: histrionic queen of the night sneaky criminal

Evidently one of the "Gregs" is actually "Gregg" and he has said we can call him "2G" and keep both of them. I think it sounds stupid and am ready to wash my hands of the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874666)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Nubile Swashbuckling Principal's Office Feces

3G, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874819)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: deranged aphrodisiac immigrant hairy legs

everybody has sex with his girlfriend

nobody says shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874815)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Racy love of her life liquid oxygen

I had 3 groomsmen named Chris. Only last names are used

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874820)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Lake Learning Disabled Temple Turdskin

Smash his fucking face in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874823)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: domesticated adventurous blood rage trump supporter

By changing your phone number, selling your house, moving to a new state, and never giving a passing thought to any of these people ever again.

And if you have any social media accounts besides XO—which you shouldn’t but the entire nature of this thread makes me question your judgment—then you should close those accounts immediately and get a new gmail address.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874919)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Rebellious indigo casino striped hyena

we had two Gregs in friend group so one was Greg, and the other Double G due to his name spelling (Gregg). Double G was a great name for the second greg, and sounded like a rapper name or British podcast guy name, so everyone was happy with it. Hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874939)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: pontificating rambunctious heaven windowlicker

usually you just make a new discord/group chat and then invite everyone to it except the one guy you're trying to get rid of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49874940)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: diverse brass orchestra pit

#GuyCore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49875088)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: boyish reading party dog poop

protocol is

1. report the offender to HR

2. HR will conduct an investigation using an outside consultant if necessary

3. disciplinary action may be taken according to the findings

4. the offender may receive only a warning though depending on the severity of the offense, so

5. you may have to build a case to terminate the friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2#49875161)