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Date: May 12th, 2026 5:09 PM Author: sexy thirsty toaster
I flew Spirit a lot because I always procrastinate buying tickets. I will miss it. My favorite Spirit Airlines story is when the flight attendant was giving the pre-flight instructions and told everyone it was their last chance to use their dating apps because we'd be taking off shortly: "Check your Hinge, Tinder, Bumble, or my favorite... SugarDaddy.com."
A lot of people try standup on Spirit flights but her jokes actually hit. She was from a Baltimore crew iirc. Funnier than most actual comedy routines I hear in L.A. Another one I remember is her pre-flight signoff, "And to all of you who swore you'd never fly Spirit again... welcome back."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866188&forum_id=2#49882537) |
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