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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
mind-boggling federal property
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
insane set brethren
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Multi-colored theatre knife
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
House-broken Roast Beef House
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Confused alcoholic piazza
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Bisexual Hell
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
zombie-like smoky site tattoo
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
primrose wonderful trailer park jew
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Laughsome Tanning Salon Shitlib
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Stimulating aquamarine keepsake machete
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
bat shit crazy stage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
thriller legend
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
excitant jap goal in life
  06/30/25
cr
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Laughsome Tanning Salon Shitlib
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
concupiscible indigo kitchen
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
bat shit crazy stage
  06/30/25
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Ocher Business Firm Incel
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
excitant jap goal in life
  06/30/25
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adventurous chapel
  07/01/25
*bussy
irradiated brilliant casino
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Bisexual Hell
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
dun double fault heaven
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
ebony trip marketing idea
  06/30/25
fuck
Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
dun double fault heaven
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
mind-boggling federal property
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
concupiscible indigo kitchen
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser bossy orchestra pit
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
costumed french church building
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Exhilarant Out-of-control Meetinghouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Hateful Diverse Spot
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Exhilarant Out-of-control Meetinghouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Ocher Business Firm Incel
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Exhilarant Out-of-control Meetinghouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
ivory dead selfie
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
vivacious mental disorder
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Razzmatazz Chest-beating Telephone Shrine
  06/30/25
tcr
Ocher Business Firm Incel
  07/01/25
just jump
passionate beta state
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
...
hilarious newt candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
transparent menage psychic
  06/30/25
wow
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Soul-stirring rambunctious plaza prole
  06/30/25
JFC man
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
primrose wonderful trailer park jew
  06/30/25
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passionate beta state
  06/30/25
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Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig
  06/30/25
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bat shit crazy stage
  06/30/25
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vermilion flirting partner senate
  06/30/25
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cream provocative space organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
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vivacious mental disorder
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Razzmatazz Chest-beating Telephone Shrine
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
costumed french church building
  06/30/25
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Erotic brindle mother market
  07/01/25
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adventurous chapel
  07/01/25
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Curious Private Investor Sound Barrier
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
awkward indecent home potus
  07/01/25
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Cerebral dilemma legal warrant
  07/01/25
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Multi-colored theatre knife
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Confused alcoholic piazza
  06/30/25
bro
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
...
Razzmatazz Chest-beating Telephone Shrine
  06/30/25
lol
Ocher Business Firm Incel
  07/01/25
...
Talented Startled Genital Piercing Fortuitous Meteor
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Frum brunch pervert
  06/30/25
jfc
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Laughsome Tanning Salon Shitlib
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
vermilion flirting partner senate
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
cream provocative space organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Ocher Business Firm Incel
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Frum brunch pervert
  07/01/25
...
Hateful Diverse Spot
  07/01/25
...
cream provocative space organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Cerebral dilemma legal warrant
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
razzle skinny woman
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
concupiscible indigo kitchen
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Rusted crotch
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig
  06/30/25
...
Rusted crotch
  07/01/25
...
Flatulent Navy Parlour
  07/01/25
lol
Ocher Business Firm Incel
  07/01/25
...
passionate beta state
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
aphrodisiac area yarmulke
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
massive son of senegal
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Orange At-the-ready Alpha
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
fragrant juggernaut crackhouse
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
brass queen of the night
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Flatulent Navy Parlour
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Marvelous yellow locale
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Rusted crotch
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Ocher Business Firm Incel
  07/01/25
...
Rusted crotch
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
adventurous chapel
  07/01/25
😟
Odious point rigpig
  07/01/25
...
Motley slimy stead turdskin
  07/01/25
holy shit
Rusted crotch
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Flatulent Navy Parlour
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
buck-toothed base
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Cerebral dilemma legal warrant
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Bisexual Hell
  07/01/25
...
Rusted crotch
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Cerebral dilemma legal warrant
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Cerebral dilemma legal warrant
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
transparent menage psychic
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Bisexual Hell
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Rusted crotch
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Sable sandwich
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
adventurous chapel
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Electric unholy puppy
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Rusted crotch
  07/06/25
...
transparent menage psychic
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
yapping nighttime native
  07/06/25
...
cream provocative space organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
lol
Ocher Business Firm Incel
  07/07/25
wow
Rusted crotch
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Rusted crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling federal property

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: insane set brethren

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored theatre knife

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: House-broken Roast Beef House

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Confused alcoholic piazza

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Hell

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: zombie-like smoky site tattoo

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: primrose wonderful trailer park jew

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Shitlib

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine keepsake machete

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: thriller legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: excitant jap goal in life

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Shitlib

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: concupiscible indigo kitchen

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Ocher Business Firm Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: excitant jap goal in life

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adventurous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: irradiated brilliant casino

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Bisexual Hell

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: dun double fault heaven

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: ebony trip marketing idea

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: dun double fault heaven

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling federal property

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: concupiscible indigo kitchen

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser bossy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: costumed french church building

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Out-of-control Meetinghouse Scourge Upon The Earth

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hateful Diverse Spot

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Out-of-control Meetinghouse Scourge Upon The Earth

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Ocher Business Firm Incel

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant Out-of-control Meetinghouse Scourge Upon The Earth

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ivory dead selfie

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: vivacious mental disorder

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chest-beating Telephone Shrine

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Ocher Business Firm Incel

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: passionate beta state

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: hilarious newt candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: transparent menage psychic

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring rambunctious plaza prole

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: primrose wonderful trailer park jew

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: passionate beta state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: vermilion flirting partner senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: cream provocative space organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: vivacious mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chest-beating Telephone Shrine

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: costumed french church building

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Erotic brindle mother market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adventurous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Curious Private Investor Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: awkward indecent home potus

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cerebral dilemma legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored theatre knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Confused alcoholic piazza

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chest-beating Telephone Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Ocher Business Firm Incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Talented Startled Genital Piercing Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Frum brunch pervert

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Tanning Salon Shitlib

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: vermilion flirting partner senate

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cream provocative space organic girlfriend

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Ocher Business Firm Incel

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Frum brunch pervert

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Hateful Diverse Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: cream provocative space organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Cerebral dilemma legal warrant

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: razzle skinny woman

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: concupiscible indigo kitchen

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Locus Filthpig

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Rusted crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Flatulent Navy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Ocher Business Firm Incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: passionate beta state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area yarmulke

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: massive son of senegal

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Orange At-the-ready Alpha

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: fragrant juggernaut crackhouse

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: brass queen of the night

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Flatulent Navy Parlour

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Marvelous yellow locale

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Rusted crotch

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Ocher Business Firm Incel

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Rusted crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: adventurous chapel

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Odious point rigpig

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Motley slimy stead turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Flatulent Navy Parlour

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed base

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Cerebral dilemma legal warrant

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Hell

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Rusted crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cerebral dilemma legal warrant

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Cerebral dilemma legal warrant

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: transparent menage psychic

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Bisexual Hell

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Sable sandwich

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: adventurous chapel

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Electric unholy puppy

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: transparent menage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: yapping nighttime native

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: cream provocative space organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Ocher Business Firm Incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Rusted crotch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)