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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
up-to-no-good office
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
up-to-no-good office
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
up-to-no-good office
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Copper Plaza Messiness
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
up-to-no-good office
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Sepia free-loading mother
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Overrated french chef
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Big center patrolman
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
cream charismatic theater multi-billionaire
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Big center patrolman
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
up-to-no-good office
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
brilliant resort
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man's BEST friend
Indigo heaven
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
olive institution
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
up-to-no-good office
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
up-to-no-good office
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
olive institution
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Sepia free-loading mother
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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up-to-no-good office
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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up-to-no-good office
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
up-to-no-good office
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
Copper Plaza Messiness
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Marvelous Very Tactful Senate Stock Car
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Lascivious Ebony Trailer Park Fanboi
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
up-to-no-good office
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Lascivious Ebony Trailer Park Fanboi
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Lascivious Ebony Trailer Park Fanboi
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
up-to-no-good office
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
up-to-no-good office
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Lascivious Ebony Trailer Park Fanboi
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
cream charismatic theater multi-billionaire
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048557)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Maize Fiercely-loyal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Copper Plaza Messiness

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cream charismatic theater multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Stirring Useless Brakes Macaca

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Big center patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: drunken vigorous set rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: olive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Excitant internet-worthy pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: frisky gunner box office

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Sepia free-loading mother

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Big center patrolman

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Overrated french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Big center patrolman

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cream charismatic theater multi-billionaire

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Big center patrolman

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: burgundy dashing garrison antidepressant drug

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: brilliant resort

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Indigo heaven

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: olive institution

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: frisky gunner box office

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: amethyst costumed bawdyhouse idea he suggested

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: olive institution

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Sepia free-loading mother

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Copper Plaza Messiness

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Marvelous Very Tactful Senate Stock Car

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Tantric Location Azn

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cream charismatic theater multi-billionaire

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Lake Elastic Band Hunting Ground

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: outnumbered people who are hurt

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: outnumbered people who are hurt

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: misanthropic disrespectful abode mediation

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: amber theatre

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Copper Plaza Messiness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Marvelous Very Tactful Senate Stock Car

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Lascivious Ebony Trailer Park Fanboi

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Ebony Trailer Park Fanboi

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Lascivious Ebony Trailer Park Fanboi

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: bull headed private investor

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: up-to-no-good office

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pisswyrm den

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Ebony Trailer Park Fanboi

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: navy temple telephone

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all Magenta Jew

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: heady honey-headed indian lodge

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good office

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: frisky gunner box office

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: cream charismatic theater multi-billionaire

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: gold degenerate locus

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899877)