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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
fighting talking meetinghouse black woman
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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dun set
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His moniker?
Impressive Jewess
  05/22/26
Colt
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Claret nursing home
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Bull Headed Massive Codepig Kitchen
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Disco Fries
bossy space
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Low-t resort old irish cottage
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Marvelous yapping ape
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zippy toaster dingle berry
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Marvelous yapping ape
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
dun set
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Marvelous yapping ape
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
beady-eyed headpube locale
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
cordovan psychic stage
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Kink-friendly senate regret
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Out-of-control heaven elastic band
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
bossy space
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Cyan Halford
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Out-of-control heaven elastic band
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Low-t resort old irish cottage
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
fighting talking meetinghouse black woman
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Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
razzle-dazzle parlour
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
dun set
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mods
Sepia glittery step-uncle's house
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Deranged angry gunner
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Hairraiser Mischievous Really Tough Guy
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Deranged angry gunner
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Amazing 🐶
Hairraiser Mischievous Really Tough Guy
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Geriatric Ratface
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Deranged angry gunner
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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lol
fighting talking meetinghouse black woman
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Curious gaped theater laser beams
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Ivory haunting temple mood
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Ivory haunting temple mood
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Link?
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Ivory haunting temple mood
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
slippery scarlet trailer park
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
bespoke church building cuck
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They have a pretty sick IG
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Ivory haunting temple mood
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
vengeful center partner
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Killself seems appropriate
Coral whorehouse
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
learning disabled rebellious sanctuary
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Shipley was asking for it.
Big Azn Bawdyhouse
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AI
bossy space
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
dun set
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
provocative lilac den shitlib
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Awkward stirring idea he suggested hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: fighting talking meetinghouse black woman

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: dun set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Impressive Jewess

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Marvelous yapping ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Claret nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control heaven elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bull Headed Massive Codepig Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: bossy space

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Low-t resort old irish cottage

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Marvelous yapping ape

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: zippy toaster dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Marvelous yapping ape

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: dun set

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Marvelous yapping ape

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed headpube locale

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: cordovan psychic stage

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly senate regret

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control heaven elastic band

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: bossy space

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Cyan Halford

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control heaven elastic band

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Low-t resort old irish cottage

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: fighting talking meetinghouse black woman

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Curious gaped theater laser beams

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle parlour

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: dun set

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Sepia glittery step-uncle's house

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Deranged angry gunner

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser Mischievous Really Tough Guy

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Deranged angry gunner

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser Mischievous Really Tough Guy

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Geriatric Ratface

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Deranged angry gunner

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: green galvanic french chef

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: fighting talking meetinghouse black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Curious gaped theater laser beams

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Ivory haunting temple mood

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Ivory haunting temple mood

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Ivory haunting temple mood

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: slippery scarlet trailer park

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: bespoke church building cuck

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Ivory haunting temple mood

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: vengeful center partner

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Coral whorehouse

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: learning disabled rebellious sanctuary

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Big Azn Bawdyhouse

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: bossy space

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: dun set

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: provocative lilac den shitlib

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50062678)