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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Thriller halford church
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
mahogany theatre gaping
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Heady Crystalline Tattoo Tank
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
bonkers toaster
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Beady-eyed gunner parlour
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
provocative station milk
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Violent coral digit ratio
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Blathering Mood
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bistre know-it-all library double fault
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
wine brunch
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
spectacular crusty blood rage
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Overrated Trust Fund Nursing Home
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
crimson learning disabled patrolman marketing idea
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
chocolate sick stage potus
  06/30/25
cr
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bistre know-it-all library double fault
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
concupiscible stain
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Overrated Trust Fund Nursing Home
  06/30/25
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Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
spectacular crusty blood rage
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
chocolate sick stage potus
  06/30/25
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Startled irradiated menage
  07/01/25
*bussy
Greedy sound barrier
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
provocative station milk
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
frum shitlib pit
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
bespoke kitty cat
  06/30/25
fuck
spectacular crusty blood rage
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
frum shitlib pit
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Thriller halford church
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
spectacular crusty blood rage
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
concupiscible stain
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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floppy wrinkle center
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
maroon indian lodge
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
burgundy free-loading field
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Glittery mischievous kitty theater stage
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
burgundy free-loading field
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
burgundy free-loading field
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
sepia well-lubricated old irish cottage
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Cheese-eating adventurous hell goyim
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
amethyst lascivious range factory reset button
  06/30/25
tcr
Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks
  07/01/25
just jump
chestnut swashbuckling international law enforcement agency dragon
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
...
galvanic senate son of senegal
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Fuchsia deer antler private investor
  06/30/25
wow
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Metal aphrodisiac fanboi fat ankles
  06/30/25
JFC man
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Blathering Mood
  06/30/25
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chestnut swashbuckling international law enforcement agency dragon
  06/30/25
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spectacular crusty blood rage
  06/30/25
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Overrated Trust Fund Nursing Home
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Cheese-eating adventurous hell goyim
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
amethyst lascivious range factory reset button
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
maroon indian lodge
  06/30/25
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passionate sanctuary
  07/01/25
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Startled irradiated menage
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Filthy self-absorbed church building partner
  07/01/25
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mildly autistic heaven
  07/01/25
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Heady Crystalline Tattoo Tank
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Beady-eyed gunner parlour
  06/30/25
bro
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
...
amethyst lascivious range factory reset button
  06/30/25
lol
Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
sable house
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Comical business firm juggernaut
  06/30/25
jfc
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bistre know-it-all library double fault
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Nofapping native
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Laughsome Pale Bbw Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Comical business firm juggernaut
  07/01/25
...
Glittery mischievous kitty theater stage
  07/01/25
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Laughsome Pale Bbw Skinny Woman
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
mildly autistic heaven
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Disrespectful Location New Version
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
concupiscible stain
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
spectacular crusty blood rage
  06/30/25
...
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  07/01/25
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diverse deep affirmative action
  07/01/25
lol
Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
chestnut swashbuckling international law enforcement agency dragon
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
buck-toothed hissy fit
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Twisted supple shrine psychic
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Vengeful Indigo Death Wish Feces
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
umber vibrant site
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Sooty Abusive Corner Jewess
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
diverse deep affirmative action
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
motley offensive indirect expression
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks
  07/01/25
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Drab messiness pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Startled irradiated menage
  07/01/25
😟
topaz filthpig
  07/01/25
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Buff gaped national security agency university
  07/01/25
holy shit
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
diverse deep affirmative action
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Wild Hospital
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
mildly autistic heaven
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
provocative station milk
  07/01/25
...
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
mildly autistic heaven
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
mildly autistic heaven
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Fuchsia deer antler private investor
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
provocative station milk
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
jet-lagged round eye home
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Startled irradiated menage
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Flirting casino nowag
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  07/06/25
...
Fuchsia deer antler private investor
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
soul-stirring hairless school
  07/06/25
...
Laughsome Pale Bbw Skinny Woman
  07/06/25
lol
Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks
  07/07/25
wow
Drab messiness pisswyrm
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Thriller halford church

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: mahogany theatre gaping

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Heady Crystalline Tattoo Tank

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: bonkers toaster

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gunner parlour

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: provocative station milk

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Violent coral digit ratio

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Blathering Mood

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bistre know-it-all library double fault

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: wine brunch

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: spectacular crusty blood rage

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Overrated Trust Fund Nursing Home

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: crimson learning disabled patrolman marketing idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: chocolate sick stage potus

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bistre know-it-all library double fault

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: concupiscible stain

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Overrated Trust Fund Nursing Home

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: spectacular crusty blood rage

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: chocolate sick stage potus

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Startled irradiated menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Greedy sound barrier

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: provocative station milk

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: frum shitlib pit

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: bespoke kitty cat

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: spectacular crusty blood rage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: frum shitlib pit

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Thriller halford church

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spectacular crusty blood rage

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: concupiscible stain

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: floppy wrinkle center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: maroon indian lodge

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: burgundy free-loading field

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Glittery mischievous kitty theater stage

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: burgundy free-loading field

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: burgundy free-loading field

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sepia well-lubricated old irish cottage

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating adventurous hell goyim

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: amethyst lascivious range factory reset button

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: chestnut swashbuckling international law enforcement agency dragon

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: galvanic senate son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia deer antler private investor

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Metal aphrodisiac fanboi fat ankles

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Blathering Mood

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: chestnut swashbuckling international law enforcement agency dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: spectacular crusty blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Overrated Trust Fund Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Nofapping native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Laughsome Pale Bbw Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating adventurous hell goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: amethyst lascivious range factory reset button

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: maroon indian lodge

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: passionate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Startled irradiated menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Purple Vivacious Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Filthy self-absorbed church building partner

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Heady Crystalline Tattoo Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gunner parlour

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: amethyst lascivious range factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sable house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Comical business firm juggernaut

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bistre know-it-all library double fault

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Nofapping native

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Pale Bbw Skinny Woman

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Comical business firm juggernaut

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Glittery mischievous kitty theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Laughsome Pale Bbw Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful Location New Version

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: concupiscible stain

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: spectacular crusty blood rage

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: diverse deep affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: chestnut swashbuckling international law enforcement agency dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: buck-toothed hissy fit

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Twisted supple shrine psychic

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Vengeful Indigo Death Wish Feces

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: umber vibrant site

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Sooty Abusive Corner Jewess

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: diverse deep affirmative action

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: motley offensive indirect expression

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Startled irradiated menage

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: topaz filthpig

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Buff gaped national security agency university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: diverse deep affirmative action

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Wild Hospital

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: provocative station milk

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic heaven

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia deer antler private investor

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: provocative station milk

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged round eye home

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Startled irradiated menage

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Flirting casino nowag

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia deer antler private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring hairless school

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Laughsome Pale Bbw Skinny Woman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted school cafeteria wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Drab messiness pisswyrm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)