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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Are you a top or bottom?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doe...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
You're fat.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRE...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Damn. A+
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!! I...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
180
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?
erotic irradiated temple
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE C...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
180
erotic irradiated temple
  04/14/10
yay
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Yes, I laughed out loud
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I just got you confused with a different poster. Are yo...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK B...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...I am a grocery bag...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFT...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Citrine Famous Landscape Painting Point
  04/14/10
more feces is rolling in his grave.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN Y...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This is the best thread in months.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
May I have some ice cream?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
he is NOT a freezer
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE,...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
There's never anything worth eating here.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If s...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
"REFRIGATORIAL" Always worth a bump.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This is the best schtick in ages. The part about the pl...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONE...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
do you have one of those compartments for storing canned...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in re...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs. I shop at...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, B...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
180. Really well-played so far.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a lon...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This is a very prestigious thread. Very creative. Rem...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable f...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decid...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CON...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
191
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This is my favorite.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
You've just inspired me to write a children's book about...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really ca...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!! ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
likewise.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Outstanding thread. A++
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
best thread all day.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! IF YOU F...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper....
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMEL...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up? My breaker got...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This is seriously among the best threads in a very long ti...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CON...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my b...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
hahaha.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerat...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOG...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
A truly prestigious thread. I'm sorry about the time ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!! ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Bastard. What is your favorite food to have stored insi...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTI...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
STFU YOU FOOL I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU W...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Allow me to break character just long enough to say this...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I thought your shit was funny as well AC
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessa...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Agreed. Well done 'fridge.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGIS...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I agree
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This is slightly funnier than the originator of this lin...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! MY TEMP...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement h...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! *BURP* WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DO...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
hahahahahahaha
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRO...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Oh...My...God. One...Fucking...Eighty.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Um, thanks. Some people can't even pretend to be a refr...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
IAMAREFRIGERATOR I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU IMPROPER...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Just to be the 100th post.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Shameless bump
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Credited.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
How often should I clean you?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Your thoughts on baking soda?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. T...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVE...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This might be my favorite post in the thread.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!! WOOOOO...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do y...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE B...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Citrine Famous Landscape Painting Point
  09/18/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!! ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a wa...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TH...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Great thread.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEIN...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
i offically love this thread.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber th...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACU...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refr...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THA...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, w...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
You one cold brotha
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse tur...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOU...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEO...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MA...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Got any good 4th of July leftovers?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
bump.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
i still love this post.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
wow. I laughed so hard I cried.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
i peed a little.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This was Tim V. Stim, right?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr mov...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
not sure, but glad I did.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Hi lolz
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
lots of group think in this thread
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
insight
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
i didnt think it wasw very good.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
well then you fuckin suck.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Hi REFRIGERATOR, Have you seen the movie "Requiem ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
wooosh
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laught...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
WOOSH!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
WOOOOOOSH!!!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last ni...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNE...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVER...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING! I PRACTICE MY ENGL...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!! I...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
*HIGH FIVE*
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large a...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-i...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
It's all that Toshi's fault.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Always so quick to blame the Japs.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
<sigh>
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
<atomic bomb>
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taki...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Interesting take. We'll see if he can redeem himself....
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a w...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
please read more carefully, the color is established
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do ag...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! INCORRECT!!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
he said "better if it is an avocado" not "...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiratio...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neg...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina m...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an elec...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
We gotta move these...refrigerators, we gotta move th...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Bump for remembrance.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Classic.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
bump *cries*
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
bump for sheer brilliance.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Bump because I thought about this thread in class and ne...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of T...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
i bet people need to use this computer
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Again!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Big money big money no whammies no whammies!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Me gusta.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Keeping the dream alive.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Nigger.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Affirmed.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Reversed. Oh shit.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Cert. denied!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Drunk again.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
HAHAHAHAHA
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Never forget.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Bump for a slow night.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Monday bump.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Still around
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
i still love this thread.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Seeing this broad a tear to my eye. *wipe*
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Bump
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
fuck i still love this thread
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
P3n15
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilario...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
sweep, sweep, sweep...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
bump
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
nah
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
why was this funny?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
bump
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
bump for goodness
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
bump again
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
ugh
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Truly Wooshtastic!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
best xoxo thread EVER.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
ty ty ty
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
bitter much?
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Incorrect.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This is the TITCR.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I love this thread.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Greatest schtick ever.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
hoooray
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwago...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
119. Never post here again. Recommendation: Kill self...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Bump for Washington Post.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Well done sir.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Rebump
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  04/14/10
Bump for general-wooshiness.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
ty, one of my favorites.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Oldie but a goodie.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is n...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
press bump
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  04/14/10
finals bump
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  04/14/10
hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it. th...
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...
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There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator i...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on ...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
win
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  04/14/10
...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
this guy is silly
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...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts???? xoxo peo...
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Bump b/c of recent mention...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refr...
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bump
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-12...
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  04/14/10
fail
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bump
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http://www.reputationdefender.com/
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
never forget!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
~~thread necromancy warning~~ *This Thread is More Than 2...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Never forget
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
bumpedy bumpedy
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Yeah.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
whoooooooooooooooooosh!
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
wow i really missed out on this one
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I am honored to make the 300th post ITT
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a gu...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to s...
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/14/10
holy shit
Contagious House-broken Dingle Berry Rigpig
  04/14/10
seriously. jbd must be bored as hell
abnormal mediation
  04/14/10
I'm pretty sure h ryder did this
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...
swashbuckling up-to-no-good church cuck
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...
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&for...
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...
arousing macaca prole
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...
arousing macaca prole
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sup askav
alcoholic iridescent goyim wrinkle
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Lazarus bump
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...
Citrine Famous Landscape Painting Point
  04/15/10
my son
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arousing macaca prole
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exhilarant hyperactive bawdyhouse
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Only an Asian aspie with way too much free time could do thi...
Ocher Electric Trust Fund Stage
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WGWAG
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  04/18/10
...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpLfvzNStNU
well-lubricated purple senate
  04/19/10
goodness bamp
Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
  04/26/10
I am so confused by this thread.
mind-boggling pearly center
  05/06/10
there's a lot going on here
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...
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Coiffed Floppy Multi-billionaire
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Holy fuck dood.
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odious misunderstood box office
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dun main people sanctuary
  08/06/10
Where's the original?
Provocative domesticated institution
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Citrine Famous Landscape Painting Point
  08/18/10
As the only other poster here besides the mentally insane op...
anal dark gaping jew
  08/18/10
BUMP. Original: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Adventurous school
  09/13/10
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Contagious House-broken Dingle Berry Rigpig
  09/18/10
Sup dude
Unholy puppy theatre
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thread of the year nomination BUMP
aromatic disgusting wagecucks
  12/15/10
This was a solid public service.
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Beady-eyed Cerise Native
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MASE
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712710)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Are you a top or bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712715)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712720)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712724)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:51 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712729)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:51 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

You're fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712735)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!

PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712741)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Damn. A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712757)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!

I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712764)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:54 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712769)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: erotic irradiated temple

Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712738)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!

I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712753)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: erotic irradiated temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712763)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:54 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

yay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712774)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:55 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Yes, I laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712783)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:55 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!

PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712788)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:56 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I just got you confused with a different poster.

Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712793)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:56 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712802)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712807)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

...I am a grocery bag...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712809)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!

YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712814)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: Citrine Famous Landscape Painting Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713623)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

more feces is rolling in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712822)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712831)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712834)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:59 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This is the best thread in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712838)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:59 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

May I have some ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712845)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:00 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

he is NOT a freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712853)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:00 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!

THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!

YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!

YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712859)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:45 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!

YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!

YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713431)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

There's never anything worth eating here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713445)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!

ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713450)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:01 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712861)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!

CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!

MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713461)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

"REFRIGATORIAL"

Always worth a bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713465)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:01 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This is the best schtick in ages.

The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712866)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!

GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713475)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713480)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!

ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713484)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713489)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!

WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713492)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.

I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.

edit: and I live with my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713498)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!

NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713500)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

180.

Really well-played so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713507)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:52 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713515)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:01 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This is a very prestigious thread.

Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712873)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:52 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!

THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!

ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713524)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:53 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.

edit: And gays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713533)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712881)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:53 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!

THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!

YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713540)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

191

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713546)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713549)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713551)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713558)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712883)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!

PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713564)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

likewise.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713570)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Outstanding thread. A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712885)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

best thread all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712890)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!

YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!

WOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713574)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712892)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!

IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!

IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713579)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:57 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713593)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?

My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712897)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!

INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713604)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713613)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.

I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712900)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!

THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!

THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713626)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.

What gives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712909)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!

I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!

ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713632)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

REFRIGERATOR:

Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712914)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713639)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!

I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!

YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!

YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713645)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713650)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!

I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713659)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"

Inspired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713667)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713674)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

A truly prestigious thread.

I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712915)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!

I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713679)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bastard.

What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713684)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:04 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!

DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713693)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712920)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:04 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!

ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713698)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713702)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!

MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!

IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713706)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

STFU YOU FOOL

I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE

WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713711)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713722)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:07 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I thought your shit was funny as well AC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713728)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:07 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).

Also, air conditioners do not clean a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713734)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:08 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Agreed.

Well done 'fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713741)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:08 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713747)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712926)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713754)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:06 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.

By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712927)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!

THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!

NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713759)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:10 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713771)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:10 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!

I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713778)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:11 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713783)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:11 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

*BURP*

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713786)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:06 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712932)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:11 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713795)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:12 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713801)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:06 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712941)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:12 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!

SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713808)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:13 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Oh...My...God.

One...Fucking...Eighty.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713815)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:13 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Um, thanks.

Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713824)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!

NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713831)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713840)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"

One of my favorite lines on the board ever.

"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713854)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Just to be the 100th post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712945)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Shameless bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713858)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713866)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

How often should I clean you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712947)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!

JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713886)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Your thoughts on baking soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712951)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!

IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713898)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713912)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!

TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713922)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This might be my favorite post in the thread.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713931)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712955)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713936)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712960)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:22 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!

THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!

THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!

WOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713947)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:22 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713955)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:17 PM
Author: Citrine Famous Landscape Painting Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16078125)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712964)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!

YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713960)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712968)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:27 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!

I HAVE NOT!!!!

I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!

I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714016)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712978)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712980)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:26 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!

I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!

WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713996)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:26 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

i offically love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714004)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:10 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.

in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.

soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.

(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712985)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!

VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714029)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:30 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714046)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:30 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!

ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714055)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:31 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.

i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.

i am not british.

you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.

you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714067)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:10 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

You one cold brotha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712989)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712996)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:32 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!

I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!

NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714074)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712998)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:26 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!

WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!

FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!

THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714010)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713000)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:27 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!

YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714023)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713005)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!

I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714082)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!

I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714089)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Got any good 4th of July leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713012)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714094)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

i still love this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713019)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

wow.

I laughed so hard I cried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713028)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

i peed a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714099)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This was Tim V. Stim, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713032)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714104)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713036)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:35 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714110)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:35 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

not sure, but glad I did.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714125)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Hi lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714128)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

lots of group think in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713040)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714139)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:37 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

i didnt think it wasw very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714144)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:37 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

well then you fuckin suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714148)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Hi REFRIGERATOR,

Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?

BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713046)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

wooosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713050)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713052)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:38 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

WOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714155)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:38 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714159)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:39 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714166)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:39 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714171)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:40 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714178)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:40 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714185)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:41 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!

YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714187)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS!

HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713061)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:41 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!

WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!

WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714191)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:42 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!

I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:

THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714202)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:42 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!

IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714210)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:43 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

*HIGH FIVE*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714216)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:43 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714222)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:43 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714227)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:44 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714231)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:44 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

It's all that Toshi's fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714234)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Always so quick to blame the Japs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714238)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

<sigh>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714243)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

<atomic bomb>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714246)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714253)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:47 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Interesting take.

We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714263)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:47 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714280)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714292)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714305)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:15 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.

It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713065)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:49 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

please read more carefully, the color is established

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714312)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:49 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714319)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

INCORRECT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714325)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714336)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:51 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714343)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:15 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713069)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:51 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714352)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:15 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713072)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!

It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.

--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713075)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

We gotta move these...refrigerators,

we gotta move these color tv's...........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713081)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bump for remembrance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713083)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713089)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713091)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bump

*cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713097)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713102)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bump for sheer brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713104)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713108)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:52 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714365)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

i bet people need to use this computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713112)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713118)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:52 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714373)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Big money big money no whammies no whammies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714378)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Me gusta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714383)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Keeping the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714392)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714399)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Affirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714406)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Reversed. Oh shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714413)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Cert. denied!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714424)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Drunk again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713120)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713125)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:20 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713126)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:20 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713132)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713135)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bump for a slow night.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713139)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Monday bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713140)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713145)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

i still love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713153)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713156)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.

*wipe*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713159)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713165)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713168)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714433)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714441)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

fuck i still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713173)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713175)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

P3n15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713178)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713182)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

sweep, sweep, sweep...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713186)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic
Subject: bump

if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713190)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:57 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714450)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

why was this funny?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713197)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714461)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore?

And what of the oven? She was hot.

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714476)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713198)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713203)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:27 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713208)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:27 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bump for goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713212)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:27 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bump again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713218)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:28 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713221)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:28 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Truly Wooshtastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713225)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:28 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

best xoxo thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713228)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

ty ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714482)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713231)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bitter much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714490)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:01 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Incorrect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714502)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:01 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This is the TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714512)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713237)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Greatest schtick ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713241)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:30 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713246)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:30 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

hoooray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713250)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713257)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

119. Never post here again.

Recommendation: Kill self.

ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714517)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bump for Washington Post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713263)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Well done sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714522)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714528)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bump for general-wooshiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713270)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

ty, one of my favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714538)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Oldie but a goodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713277)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713280)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

press bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714543)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:36 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

finals bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713312)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.

this thread is so shiny.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714556)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714562)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714571)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:38 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713338)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714577)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:38 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713345)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713347)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

this guy is silly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713351)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713356)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????

xoxo people are dumb...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713358)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bump b/c of recent mention...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713364)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713367)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713371)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713373)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713379)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714586)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713382)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

http://www.reputationdefender.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713385)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

never forget!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713386)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

~~thread necromancy warning~~

*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713389)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Never forget



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713393)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

bumpedy bumpedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713394)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:07 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714595)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713397)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

whoooooooooooooooooosh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713401)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

wow i really missed out on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714605)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I am honored to make the 300th post ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713406)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713409)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.

Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714610)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713411)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713412)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: Contagious House-broken Dingle Berry Rigpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714411)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: abnormal mediation

seriously. jbd must be bored as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714583)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: Apoplectic flesh bbw market

I'm pretty sure h ryder did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14716366)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling up-to-no-good church cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14716743)



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Date: April 16th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14730101)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2;

Thread resurrection completed;

>99% fidelity;

an AutoAdmit classic brought back from the grave;

happy bumping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714635)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: arousing macaca prole
Subject: thank you for preserving one of our cultural gems



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714866)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:24 AM
Author: arousing macaca prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14716351)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent goyim wrinkle

sup askav

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14720244)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

Lazarus bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14720451)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Citrine Famous Landscape Painting Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14720637)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

my son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14721505)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: arousing macaca prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14723157)



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Date: April 16th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperactive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14732430)



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Date: April 16th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Ocher Electric Trust Fund Stage

Only an Asian aspie with way too much free time could do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14732461)



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Date: April 18th, 2010 7:20 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14749071)



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Date: April 19th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14760674)



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Date: April 19th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated purple senate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpLfvzNStNU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14760783)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

goodness bamp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14833649)



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Date: May 6th, 2010 12:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling pearly center

I am so confused by this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14919053)



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Date: May 6th, 2010 2:16 AM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

there's a lot going on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14919833)



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Date: May 7th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14926958)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Coiffed Floppy Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14988140)



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Date: June 14th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Sienna Razzmatazz Kitty

Holy fuck dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15247520)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: odious misunderstood box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15448710)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 6:13 AM
Author: dun main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15718593)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 6:14 AM
Author: Provocative domesticated institution

Where's the original?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15718595)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:20 AM
Author: Citrine Famous Landscape Painting Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15815940)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:27 AM
Author: anal dark gaping jew

As the only other poster here besides the mentally insane op, I can say that this thread was horribly unfunny and disturbing. Consider getting yourself checked before you pull a green goblin and start throwing bombs down from NYC skyskrapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15816004)



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Date: September 13th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: Adventurous school

BUMP.

Original:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16038290)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Contagious House-broken Dingle Berry Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16078073)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Unholy puppy theatre

Sup dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16078117)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:52 PM
Author: aromatic disgusting wagecucks

thread of the year nomination BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16818362)



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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:56 PM
Author: Cyan antidepressant drug psychic

This was a solid public service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#17433469)



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Date: March 28th, 2011 2:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring fantasy-prone stag film national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#17625568)



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Date: August 2nd, 2011 8:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Cerise Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#18663374)



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Date: September 4th, 2011 5:07 AM
Author: Rusted toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#18903911)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#50226443)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: Historical American



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#50226448)



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