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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Maniacal irradiated athletic conference juggernaut
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
light sex offender sandwich
  07/09/12
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Unhinged charcoal rigor
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
chestnut mentally impaired state
  07/09/12
Are you male?
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
chestnut mentally impaired state
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
chestnut mentally impaired state
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Amethyst parlor
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Amethyst parlor
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
milky philosopher-king office
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
milky philosopher-king office
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
milky philosopher-king office
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
sticky rebellious organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Marvelous amber indian lodge coffee pot
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
self-absorbed cruise ship filthpig
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
brindle underhanded theater stage associate
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Anal Primrose Toaster
  07/09/12
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Unhinged charcoal rigor
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
chestnut mentally impaired state
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
stfu
Anal Primrose Toaster
  07/09/12
180
coiffed dopamine nursing home
  07/09/12
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Mischievous blathering volcanic crater
  07/13/12
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Dun bearded school boltzmann
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Orange slippery home
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Orange slippery home
  07/09/12
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claret french property
  07/04/19
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Unhinged charcoal rigor
  07/13/12
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claret french property
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
saffron pistol boistinker
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
sepia arousing generalized bond
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Excitant Liquid Oxygen Piazza
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
sepia arousing generalized bond
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
geriatric trailer park
  03/04/25
lol kike
Dun bearded school boltzmann
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Offensive Painfully Honest Space People Who Are Hurt
  07/04/19
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Orchid pungent public bath blood rage
  08/10/22
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bossy market
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Cyan bawdyhouse
  07/24/24
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Garnet Gas Station Main People
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Passionate twinkling senate
  09/22/24
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geriatric trailer park
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Mewling henna legend
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Maniacal irradiated athletic conference juggernaut

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: light sex offender sandwich

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Unhinged charcoal rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: chestnut mentally impaired state

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: chestnut mentally impaired state

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: chestnut mentally impaired state

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Amethyst parlor

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Amethyst parlor

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: milky philosopher-king office

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: milky philosopher-king office

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: milky philosopher-king office

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: sticky rebellious organic girlfriend

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Marvelous amber indian lodge coffee pot

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed cruise ship filthpig

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: brindle underhanded theater stage associate

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Anal Primrose Toaster

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Unhinged charcoal rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: chestnut mentally impaired state

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Anal Primrose Toaster

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: coiffed dopamine nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Mischievous blathering volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Dun bearded school boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Orange slippery home

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: impertinent learning disabled theatre immigrant

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Orange slippery home

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: claret french property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Unhinged charcoal rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: claret french property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: saffron pistol boistinker

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: sepia arousing generalized bond

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Excitant Liquid Oxygen Piazza

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: sepia arousing generalized bond

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: geriatric trailer park

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Dun bearded school boltzmann

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Offensive Painfully Honest Space People Who Are Hurt

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Orchid pungent public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: bossy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Cyan bawdyhouse

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Garnet Gas Station Main People



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Passionate twinkling senate

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: geriatric trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Mewling henna legend

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#49721526)