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How would a prime Mike Tyson do vs a Klitschko?

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Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard
  10/08/12
Lol. Tyson would eat him
honey-headed goyim
  10/08/12
the klitschkos dominated the nigerian nightmare who looked p...
Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard
  10/08/12
Peter wasn't shit compared to a prime Tyson. Just not even i...
insanely creepy mischievous immigrant
  10/08/12
...literally?
metal shivering french chef nowag
  10/08/12
Tyson by KO inside 4.
insanely creepy mischievous immigrant
  10/08/12
i assume you mean seconds vs glass jaw wlad at least
Glittery temple volcanic crater
  10/08/12
what about vitaly they have the reach and are much smarte...
Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard
  10/08/12
Tyson was actually pretty smart and a good tactical fighter ...
honey-headed goyim
  10/08/12
his style is very aggressive though; they are counterpuncher...
metal shivering french chef nowag
  10/08/12
Tyson in his prime was so goddamn good at slipping the jab. ...
insanely creepy mischievous immigrant
  10/08/12
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honey-headed goyim
  10/08/12
whos' actually better, wlad or vitali? you really dont th...
metal shivering french chef nowag
  10/08/12
Tough call. Wlad is much more athletic, has a better defense...
insanely creepy mischievous immigrant
  10/08/12
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Stubborn Chartreuse Range
  10/08/12
(guy who never saw the Tyson-Mitch "Blood" Green o...
bipolar incel
  10/29/12
CR analysis
Internet-worthy house affirmative action
  03/07/15
seconds?
motley corn cake
  10/08/12
Possibly.
insanely creepy mischievous immigrant
  10/08/12
...
Balding hilarious forum
  01/25/14
lol
Glittery temple volcanic crater
  10/08/12
Tyson's PEEAKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
honey-headed goyim
  10/08/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1bkMtrPZwY
honey-headed goyim
  10/08/12
Tyson never fought anyone at the Klitschkos' level. He fough...
Bisexual abode
  10/08/12
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Bisexual abode
  10/08/12
this is a good argument
metal shivering french chef nowag
  10/08/12
Take a look at Vitali's resume.
insanely creepy mischievous immigrant
  10/08/12
You ever see his fight with Lennox Lewis brother? Vitali is...
bipolar incel
  10/29/12
(Guy who beat me to this comment)
Internet-worthy house affirmative action
  03/07/15
This is true, but I don't think they've fought anyone as goo...
Irradiated pistol home
  10/08/12
Fair
Bisexual abode
  10/08/12
Vitali fought Lennox Lewis and was winning on points when th...
bipolar incel
  10/29/12
Correct. The fight was stopped due to cuts so Lewis got the ...
Erotic kitchen
  10/29/12
and lewis was like 38 at the time.
odious green center
  01/25/14
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Balding hilarious forum
  03/07/15
I know virtually nothing about boxing beyond casually watchi...
mind-boggling field
  10/08/12
Correct, you know nothing about boxing, shitlib
Bisexual abode
  10/08/12
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Mewling garrison nibblets
  10/29/12
...
Erotic kitchen
  10/29/12
cot damn i would love to see this murder
Balding hilarious forum
  10/29/12
tyson would gorge on holmes caliber jabs but slip in often e...
provocative national
  10/29/12
You know that Holmes was an old man when he fought Tyson, ri...
bipolar incel
  10/29/12
oh i know when i invoke his jab i mean as it was in his prim...
provocative national
  10/29/12
Man, I really think people need to go back and look at what ...
bipolar incel
  10/29/12
yeah, i think klitschko's very strong jab would give mike al...
provocative national
  10/29/12
didn't tyson get utterly pwned by lennox lewis--not because ...
Comical property party of the first part
  10/29/12
the real question is how he would do against BOTH of them, e...
Wonderful locus
  10/29/12
...
Balding hilarious forum
  01/25/14
...
metal shivering french chef nowag
  01/27/13
Tyson would lose
floppy idea he suggested
  09/01/14
This boxing blog, with the use of stats, makes a compelling ...
gold travel guidebook theater
  03/15/15
This is really interesting
metal shivering french chef nowag
  11/28/15
Cr. Tyson would get steamrolled by either
Big Jap
  11/28/15
If this was not me then this is precisely the comment I'd ma...
Boyish principal's office
  12/04/22
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metal shivering french chef nowag
  08/30/17
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Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard
  12/04/22
He'd annihilate any version of Wlad. Unsure how Vitali w...
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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742682)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: honey-headed goyim

Lol. Tyson would eat him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742688)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard

the klitschkos dominated the nigerian nightmare who looked pertty badass too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742691)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: insanely creepy mischievous immigrant

Peter wasn't shit compared to a prime Tyson. Just not even in the same league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742696)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: metal shivering french chef nowag

...literally?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742717)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: insanely creepy mischievous immigrant

Tyson by KO inside 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742690)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: Glittery temple volcanic crater

i assume you mean seconds vs glass jaw wlad at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742697)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard

what about vitaly

they have the reach and are much smarter/tactical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742704)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: honey-headed goyim

Tyson was actually pretty smart and a good tactical fighter in his younger days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742716)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: metal shivering french chef nowag

his style is very aggressive though; they are counterpunchers that keep people at distance with jabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742720)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: insanely creepy mischievous immigrant

Tyson in his prime was so goddamn good at slipping the jab. Vitali often uses his as a range-finder. He'll paw with it, leave it out there a bit too long and then trust his reflexes to lean away from his opponent's punches. That's a recipe for suicide against Tyson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742718)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: honey-headed goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742726)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:21 PM
Author: metal shivering french chef nowag

whos' actually better, wlad or vitali?

you really dont think eithero f them haev a shot at him? they are really fucking brilliant (i'm basing this entirely on a documentary i watched about them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742731)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy mischievous immigrant

Tough call. Wlad is much more athletic, has a better defense, and punches harder. But Vitali is much tougher, has the far better chin, and has a mean streak that Wlad doesn't. Wlad's all sportsman. I've watched a number of fights were Vitali carried his opponent seemingly only to put more hurt on him. Prime for prime, I'd give a slight edge to Vitali.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742764)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Stubborn Chartreuse Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742758)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:21 AM
Author: bipolar incel

(guy who never saw the Tyson-Mitch "Blood" Green or the Tyson-James "Quick" Tillis fights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912735)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: Internet-worthy house affirmative action

CR analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#27448157)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: motley corn cake

seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742699)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: insanely creepy mischievous immigrant

Possibly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742706)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Balding hilarious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#24892161)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: Glittery temple volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742692)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: honey-headed goyim

Tyson's PEEAKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742711)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:24 PM
Author: honey-headed goyim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1bkMtrPZwY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742748)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:29 PM
Author: Bisexual abode

Tyson never fought anyone at the Klitschkos' level. He fought hasbeens and neverwases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742778)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:34 PM
Author: Bisexual abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742809)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:34 PM
Author: metal shivering french chef nowag

this is a good argument

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742813)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy mischievous immigrant

Take a look at Vitali's resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21742821)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:24 AM
Author: bipolar incel

You ever see his fight with Lennox Lewis brother? Vitali is not a fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912746)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy house affirmative action

(Guy who beat me to this comment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#27448166)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: Irradiated pistol home

This is true, but I don't think they've fought anyone as good or as fast as Tyson. Even if he never fought someone at their best, it's pretty clear that Tyson was a beat w/o peer and that wasn't the fault of the times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21743166)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Bisexual abode

Fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21743247)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:34 AM
Author: bipolar incel

Vitali fought Lennox Lewis and was winning on points when the fight was stopped because of a cut (which was correctly ruled a knockout for Lewis because the cut was caused by a punch). It's simply wrong to say that he never fought anyone as good as Tyson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912802)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:44 AM
Author: Erotic kitchen

Correct. The fight was stopped due to cuts so Lewis got the win. Lennox decided to retire instead of rematch him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912836)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 12:54 AM
Author: odious green center

and lewis was like 38 at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#24892222)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Balding hilarious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#27448146)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 5:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling field

I know virtually nothing about boxing beyond casually watching some major fights, but it seems like Tyson in his prime would brutally pwn pretty much anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21743254)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 5:41 PM
Author: Bisexual abode

Correct, you know nothing about boxing, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21743261)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:42 AM
Author: Mewling garrison nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912832)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: Erotic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912839)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: Balding hilarious forum

cot damn i would love to see this murder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912682)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:21 AM
Author: provocative national

tyson would gorge on holmes caliber jabs but slip in often enough to rock vitali really good at least once. tyson's footwork under rooney was beautiful. the thing is, vitali has a granite chin as we saw against lewis..so i'd put money on VK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912734)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:23 AM
Author: bipolar incel

You know that Holmes was an old man when he fought Tyson, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912742)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: provocative national

oh i know when i invoke his jab i mean as it was in his prime. larry had a sweet jab, good etension, good sting, just a really nice jab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912754)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:28 AM
Author: bipolar incel

Man, I really think people need to go back and look at what Tyson looked like in the Tillis fight, and then think about why they didn't let him fight anyone with a good jab after that. The next guy he fought with a good jab was Buster Douglas...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912774)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: provocative national

yeah, i think klitschko's very strong jab would give mike all kinds of trouble. not to mention, he is real tree with a solid chin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912784)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Comical property party of the first part

didn't tyson get utterly pwned by lennox lewis--not because tyson was out of shape but because his size and style just didn't mesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912766)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Wonderful locus

the real question is how he would do against BOTH of them, either at the same time or back to back with 5 min rest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#21912770)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Balding hilarious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#24892169)



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Date: January 27th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: metal shivering french chef nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#22517026)



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Date: September 1st, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: floppy idea he suggested

Tyson would lose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#26246514)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: gold travel guidebook theater

This boxing blog, with the use of stats, makes a compelling case for the Klitschkos. I have to agree. The elite heavyweights nowadays have a combination of speed and size that simply didn't exist in Tyson's prime. The big, heavy punchers in Tyson's day were also oafs in the ring. Median height and weight for heavyweights is now much higher and yet these guys can still box.

http://www.heavyweightblog.com/211/mike-tyson-kos-wladimir-klitschko-in-1-round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#27491818)



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Date: November 28th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: metal shivering french chef nowag

This is really interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#29268414)



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Date: November 28th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Big Jap

Cr. Tyson would get steamrolled by either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#29268710)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 10:32 PM
Author: Boyish principal's office

If this was not me then this is precisely the comment I'd make, except I'd be less earnest and just point out that people have fallen for insane hype about how size doesn't matter. I mean, Mike lost to Buster Douglas. Come on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#45586355)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: metal shivering french chef nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#34101432)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#45586173)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: cocky point

He'd annihilate any version of Wlad.

Unsure how Vitali would fare. I think that would have been a great fight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#45586368)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 10:37 PM
Author: Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2#46675033)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Scarlet Fantasy-prone Place Of Business Gay Wizard



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