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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Frozen queen of the night patrolman | 10/09/12 |
| Frozen queen of the night patrolman | 10/09/12 |
| Frozen queen of the night patrolman | 10/10/12 |
| Violet hyperactive crackhouse volcanic crater | 10/10/12 |
| INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY | 10/10/12 |
| Racy toilet seat | 10/10/12 |
| Talented confused water buffalo | 10/10/12 |
| Olive Faggotry | 10/10/12 |
| Talented confused water buffalo | 10/10/12 |
| stirring windowlicker gaping | 10/10/12 |
| laughsome topaz station | 05/15/23 |
| Pontificating Doobsian Goyim | 08/31/26 |
| Frozen queen of the night patrolman | 10/10/12 |
| adulterous out-of-control site pervert | 10/10/12 |
| Maize Corner Round Eye | 10/10/12 |
| Fighting Pozpig Temple | 10/29/12 |
| Concupiscible Stag Film Ratface | 05/14/23 |
| crusty bateful sex offender messiness | 10/29/12 |
| Tan kitchen | 10/29/12 |
| exciting underhanded multi-billionaire | 05/15/23 |
| honey-headed razzle spot | 05/15/23 |
| Outnumbered mediation jap | 05/15/23 |
| passionate fanboi chapel | 05/15/23 |
| passionate fanboi chapel | 02/01/26 |
| Shivering irradiated useless brakes gunner | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Frozen queen of the night patrolman http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Frozen queen of the night patrolman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Frozen queen of the night patrolman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Violet hyperactive crackhouse volcanic crater lol at white womyn (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY What a 180, I wish I could see the video (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Racy toilet seat http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Talented confused water buffalo dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Olive Faggotry Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Talented confused water buffalo cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: stirring windowlicker gaping "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: laughsome topaz station It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Pontificating Doobsian Goyim (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Frozen queen of the night patrolman Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: adulterous out-of-control site pervert tyft (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Maize Corner Round Eye 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Fighting Pozpig Temple awesome (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Concupiscible Stag Film Ratface (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: crusty bateful sex offender messiness these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Tan kitchen Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: exciting underhanded multi-billionaire 18000000000 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: honey-headed razzle spot You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Outnumbered mediation jap lmao (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: passionate fanboi chapel (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: passionate fanboi chapel (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Shivering irradiated useless brakes gunner (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639607) |