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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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ultramarine frisky jap
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lol at white womyn
Boyish violet kitchen
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
big double fault
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Domesticated olive field pozpig
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Hyperactive multi-colored university feces
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Learning Disabled Sanctuary
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Hyperactive multi-colored university feces
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Geriatric wonderful pocket flask
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
stirring indirect expression mexican
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
ultramarine frisky jap
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tyft
aphrodisiac gold ape church
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180
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awesome
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Galvanic theater roommate
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Racy patrolman jewess
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
Cracking national
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18000000000
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: ultramarine frisky jap

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: ultramarine frisky jap



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: ultramarine frisky jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Boyish violet kitchen

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: big double fault

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Domesticated olive field pozpig

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Hyperactive multi-colored university feces

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Sanctuary

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Hyperactive multi-colored university feces

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Geriatric wonderful pocket flask

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: stirring indirect expression mexican

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: ultramarine frisky jap

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac gold ape church

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: vivacious haunting alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser Heaven Police Squad

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Galvanic theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Racy patrolman jewess

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Cracking national

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Aqua diverse azn pit

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: maize karate school

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: saffron theater stage affirmative action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Cerise histrionic library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Paul Peckersucker ((zurich is stained))



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