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Have y'all ever heard of a sex resort called Hedonism?

Should xo bros meet there on a meet up?
Adventurous locale
  12/23/12
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  12/23/12
Full of old fat naked white people
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  12/23/12
Im sure the place is 90%+ rapetile voters
Adventurous locale
  12/23/12
old fat naked white people tp
twinkling background story
  05/22/26
fire island is better, no homo
flatulent hell doctorate
  12/23/12
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Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/31/25
Seriously considering going. Sounds fun as fuck.
Ivory Meetinghouse
  02/01/26
https://hedonism.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/hedonism-ii-...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  03/09/26
Well, I’m booked.
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/02/26
Taking questions.
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/03/26
PLAYROOM PROTOCOL MANDATORY NAKEDNESS. Clothes off, ex...
Puce round eye fortuitous meteor
  05/03/26
no mention of hot dogs, odd.
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  05/03/26
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Puce round eye fortuitous meteor
  05/03/26
i'm here now. just fucked a 60-year-old woman in the Jacuzzi...
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  05/03/26
Could be good 🤷🏿‍♂️
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/03/26
Hedonism and greed are America’s only culturally value...
Trip locus
  05/03/26
Just got back from a trip to Hedonism 2. I’ll post abo...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
post at length plz
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peach hairraiser ladyboy
  05/22/26
Getting a tiny bit turgid and standing by, ty
Charismatic ebony kitchen
  05/22/26
I’ll start with XO bait. I heard from others that the ...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
180
Diverse Chrome Philosopher-king Home
  05/22/26
We saw each other's dicks.
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
Describe both and compare.
Diverse Chrome Philosopher-king Home
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I’m 7”, he was noticeably bigger.
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
...
Diverse Chrome Philosopher-king Home
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i dont think id be able to stop laughing at the absurdity an...
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painfully honest provocative dingle berry
  05/22/26
How big is his dick?
Charismatic ebony kitchen
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How did Ned Johnson let that go unchecked? He ran a tight B...
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  05/22/26
Does he wear a lifelike face mask in public
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  05/23/26
Shouldn't he be open to criticism of the resort? Ie feedback...
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The resort is split in half between the prude (clothing opti...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
lol 180 more plz. are these people all 70 years old
Brass marvelous preventive strike main people
  05/22/26
I’d put the median age around 40-45. Most people are ...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
so is it like 55/45 men/women
painfully honest provocative dingle berry
  05/22/26
Most couples are together most of the day, so it just has a ...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
...
painfully honest provocative dingle berry
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Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black gir...
Charismatic ebony kitchen
  05/22/26
Like a moth to a flame. I really liked the Jamaican peop...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/23/26
one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally at hedonism ii tp
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  05/23/26
good stuff. is there sex in public?
painfully honest provocative dingle berry
  05/22/26
You can have sex anywhere but the restaurants or the lobby. ...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
lol cr pretty much wherever we want
painfully honest provocative dingle berry
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Bro, how are you not giving us a detailed review of the NUDE...
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They have one of the nicest, best equipped resort hotel gyms...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/23/26
You can earn Hedo Bucks playing organized pool games, bocce ...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
180000000
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  05/22/26
Great Thread
Effete submissive striped hyena
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Is the owner the ultimate Boomer? Kettering University (GM'...
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  05/23/26
cr, probably drives a corvette and got his first job by show...
painfully honest provocative dingle berry
  05/23/26
**gets kidnapped at gunpoint and told that he'll be killed i...
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Describe the biggest cock you saw
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I did notice my own changes sizes a lot. You don’t rec...
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Unescorted Male: Tales from an XO Poaster
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There was a single guy who applied sunscreen to only his dic...
Ivory Meetinghouse
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lol cr
painfully honest provocative dingle berry
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NO same sex males! Are you even a poster!?
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"females are allowed two consenting males maximum at an...
painfully honest provocative dingle berry
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On the playrooms: there are two. The main one is in the cent...
Ivory Meetinghouse
  05/23/26
Wouldn't this be better on a cruise ship?
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Why is that?
Ivory Meetinghouse
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More levels and rooms you can be naked
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My wife went on a playboy cruise in college. She went with 2...
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how'd it work, was this public sex like the resort itt?
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Regarding the food and drinks, it was excellent overall. The...
Ivory Meetinghouse
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Regarding staff: excellent service throughout. There’s...
Ivory Meetinghouse
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Are we swingers: nope. If this thing is a spectrum we’...
Ivory Meetinghouse
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Describe the good and the bad.
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So you just went to watch a bunch of old people fucking and ...
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It’s just a resort vacation at the end of the day. Use...
Ivory Meetinghouse
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mfcq what's the appeal if you can't fuck the tiny 22 yo WOC...
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wdm negative times?
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Are there church services
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Very rare to see hair on anyone.
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Were you shaved or one of the few bros with hair?
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Adventurous locale

Should xo bros meet there on a meet up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301825)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: chocolate community account genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301829)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: underhanded metal nursing home voyeur

Full of old fat naked white people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301835)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Adventurous locale

Im sure the place is 90%+ rapetile voters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301846)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: twinkling background story

old fat naked white people tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895168)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: flatulent hell doctorate

fire island is better, no homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#22301838)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#48977965)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Seriously considering going. Sounds fun as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49638800)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

https://hedonism.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/hedonism-ii-swingers-guide.pdf

XO meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49730770)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Well, I’m booked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860698)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:48 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Taking questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860940)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Puce round eye fortuitous meteor

PLAYROOM PROTOCOL

MANDATORY NAKEDNESS.

Clothes off, excitement on. This is a mandatory naked area, so shed those inhibitions (and your clothes) at the door.

CONDOMS ARE COMPULSORY

Play safe! Complimentary condoms are available - use them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860951)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: big property

no mention of hot dogs, odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860952)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Puce round eye fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49861747)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: snowy soul-stirring area haunted graveyard

i'm here now. just fucked a 60-year-old woman in the Jacuzzi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860953)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Could be good 🤷🏿‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49861774)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:31 AM
Author: Trip locus

Hedonism and greed are America’s only culturally values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49860956)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Just got back from a trip to Hedonism 2. I’ll post about it if anyone is interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895166)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Brass marvelous preventive strike main people

post at length plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895173)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: peach hairraiser ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895182)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Charismatic ebony kitchen

Getting a tiny bit turgid and standing by, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895282)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

I’ll start with XO bait. I heard from others that the owner was staying there and someone pointed him out. Very tall white guy, mid 70s. Probably 6’6” at least. I heard he made a bunch of money investing in the stock market and Hedo was his favorite place to visit, so when the prior owners were about to go bankrupt and Sandals next door was trying to buy Hedo he stepped in and bought it to keep it open. A little later I was at the pool bar when he walks up and gets in line behind me. We traded small talk and he asks about my wife’s hat. We chatted for 5-10 minutes and he says “you all know I’m the owner, right?” Said he didn’t want to bring it up but it felt awkward and he didn’t want us to say something bad about the resort by accident.

Saw him off and on again the rest of the week. Very nice and acts just like any other guest. Seems to have lots of female friends. I looked him up when I got home. Former fund manager for Fidelity’s Magellan fund (largest mutual fund in the US at the time). Third successor to Peter Lynch.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/amyfeldman/2016/02/05/second-careers-ex-fidelity-magellan-fund-manager-harry-lange-is-the-money-man-at-hedonism-ii-resort/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895236)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Diverse Chrome Philosopher-king Home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895243)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

We saw each other's dicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895256)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Diverse Chrome Philosopher-king Home

Describe both and compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895262)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

I’m 7”, he was noticeably bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895428)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Diverse Chrome Philosopher-king Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895463)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Brass marvelous preventive strike main people

i dont think id be able to stop laughing at the absurdity and enormity of this man's hog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895607)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895615)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Charismatic ebony kitchen

How big is his dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895286)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic garrison

How did Ned Johnson let that go unchecked? He ran a tight Boston-Brahmin ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895486)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: walnut business firm therapy

Does he wear a lifelike face mask in public

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895596)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895614)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: Effete submissive striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895778)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: transparent excitant indian lodge

Shouldn't he be open to criticism of the resort? Ie feedback?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49896016)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

The resort is split in half between the prude (clothing optional) and nude sides. You have to be completely naked on the nude side. Saw security come up to people several times and ask them to either disrobe or leave. I actually really like this because it makes everyone a participant rather than a spectator. I’ve been in clothing optional settings before and it’s more awkward to be naked when there are people in clothes standing around. You have to be clothed in the restaurants and lobby but otherwise can be naked anywhere. We walked out of our room nude, which was fun. The prude side is arguably nicer than the nude side, but it seems like nearly the entire population of the resort is in the nude pool during the day. Nude pool is open again at night, so folk tend to go to dinner, then the piano bar, and wind back up at the nude pool/hot tub from 12 until 2 or 3. Bar stays open and they have pizza after 12.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895426)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Brass marvelous preventive strike main people

lol 180 more plz. are these people all 70 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895601)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

I’d put the median age around 40-45. Most people are between 35-55. Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl. Met one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally. It’s 90% or more couples with a few singles. 80% white. They have takeover groups frequently so the mix can vary dramatically. Think mocha fest or swim thick week, but also just “normal” groups of party people. Hedo Swing Break (I think) is the young swingers group and it’s capped at 45 for at least one partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895616)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry

so is it like 55/45 men/women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895619)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Most couples are together most of the day, so it just has a feel of couples with some random singles here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895626)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895657)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Charismatic ebony kitchen

Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl

Think mocha fest

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895663)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Like a moth to a flame.

I really liked the Jamaican people. They are hard working and make an effort at acting proper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895711)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: drab swashbuckling stage jewess

one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally at hedonism ii tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49896048)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry

good stuff. is there sex in public?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895618)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

You can have sex anywhere but the restaurants or the lobby. That said, I only saw sex at the pool/hot tub or in the playrooms. Oral is pretty common to the point where you notice it but it’s not really a big deal unless something is really standing out as unusual. There’s a sign on the front of the DJ shack at the pool that says NO ANAL IN POOL AREA, but aside from that there don’t seem to be a lot of rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry

lol cr pretty much wherever we want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895735)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive translucent sex offender orchestra pit

Bro, how are you not giving us a detailed review of the NUDE LIFTING scene?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49896022)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

They have one of the nicest, best equipped resort hotel gyms I’ve seen. There’s definitely a gym rat segment of guests. You have to be clothed in the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49896323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

You can earn Hedo Bucks playing organized pool games, bocce ball, or some kind of duck duck goose game where the women have to grab a dick when the music stops or they are out and use them in the gift shop. Didn’t find anything I wanted so brought them home as a souvenir.

https://i.ibb.co/kgRkKbQw/IMG-9601.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895633)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: Diverse Chrome Philosopher-king Home

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895638)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:54 AM
Author: Effete submissive striped hyena

Great Thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895777)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: peach hairraiser ladyboy

Is the owner the ultimate Boomer? Kettering University (GM's in house university, presumably his dad was a factory worker)->HBS->Million$$$ for running a mutual fund into the ground->Proprietor of a swingers resort.

Seriously. Is it even mathematically possible to get more Boomer than that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry

cr, probably drives a corvette and got his first job by showing up unannounced and refusing to leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895739)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed public bath boltzmann

**gets kidnapped at gunpoint and told that he'll be killed immediately if he can't belt out the 32nd most-famous Jimmy Buffet song flawlessly**

**starts laughing at kidnappers**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895766)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: Charismatic ebony kitchen

Describe the biggest cock you saw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895754)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:16 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

I did notice my own changes sizes a lot. You don’t recognize how much wearing clothes. Cold rain and wind doesn’t help anyone out. And it’s not always in accordance to how you’re feeling. I could be happy and relaxed and look down and see it all shriveled up. I’d stretch it out as nonchalantly as possible. Sometimes it worked and others it didn’t. Overall I’d rate myself in the top 1/3. There were some guys with absolute buttons. They seemed to be having fun though, even when the DJ was playing “don’t want no short dick man.” Biggest showers were all blacks though. Didn’t see any small black dicks.

I started out this reply stating that I like women exclusively and didn’t pay that much attention to the other guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895762)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Other pics

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:24 AM
Author: Vigorous aquamarine new version tanning salon

Unescorted Male: Tales from an XO Poaster

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:29 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

There was a single guy who applied sunscreen to only his dick and crotch. Got sunburned beet red but his bits and crotch were still white. That drew comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895796)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry

lol cr

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Hyperactive translucent sex offender orchestra pit

NO same sex males! Are you even a poster!?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry

"females are allowed two consenting males maximum at any time" wow

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

On the playrooms: there are two. The main one is in the central part of the resort near the restaurants and bars. Entry picture is posted above. It’s only open late at night. Inside there is a big open area with mattresses on the floor. There are four in the center of the room which is open to the sky. There are a few more around the edges of the room. Maybe 8 total. When you walk in you have to disrobe immediately and there are cubbies for clothes. There are some semi private rooms and a dungeon section behind a door with a saint Andrew’s cross and swings, but we never got beyond the main area. There’s a shower and a plunge pool.

There’s an attendant who strips sheets and replaces them as people leave. You pick up towels on the way in and lay them down on the mattresses before laying on them. At one point we had 7 other couples around us. It’s mostly couples playing but we did see a foursome one night. It’s pretty dark so you mostly just see silhouettes, but others are close enough to reach out and touch at times. Fucking next to others is 180^180.

When you’re done there’s a big yellow Igloo water cooler on a folding table and paper cups so you can get a drink as you are recovering and heading out.

The other playroom is a few steps from the nude pool. It’s called the Happening Hut and is a much smaller, basic wood structure with just a couple mattresses but does have AC. Frankly it looked a little scary and we never ventured in though I did see people going in and out.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: walnut business firm therapy

Wouldn't this be better on a cruise ship?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Why is that?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: walnut business firm therapy

More levels and rooms you can be naked

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:30 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Bliss, Desire and Temptations all offer lifestyle cruises. I’ve never been.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: walnut business firm therapy

My wife went on a playboy cruise in college. She went with 2 of her friends over spring break and she said 1 of them just randomly went off on her own and didn't come back to the room until the last night

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry

how'd it work, was this public sex like the resort itt?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Regarding the food and drinks, it was excellent overall. There are three restaurants in addition to the buffet: Harry San (teppanyaki and sushi), Pastafari (Italian), and Flame (Steak). The best was Pastafari for us. Steak and shrimp were legitimately 9/10 two nights. Steaks cooked to medium rare exactly and not a bit of fat or gristle. Flame was ok, ordered churasco steak and it was good not great. HarrySan sushi was merely ok. Service was excellent across the board.

Drinks were always excellent. You get top shelf pours without having to call out brands. e.g., vodka tonic gets you grey goose. They have a nice port.

Breakfast is buffet service, and stands up to much nicer vanilla resorts we’ve visited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895784)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:42 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Regarding staff: excellent service throughout. There’s a strict no tipping policy. Staff are paid premium rates and it’s regarded as a good job so many of the staff stay on for years. You can tip into a communal pool at the end, which we did. This is jarring having been to Mexico and DR many times. Service is top notch but not fake friendly. The Jamaicans definitely have an attitude that’s friendly but playful. Repeat guests have relationships with individual staff that is fun to observe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895802)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Are we swingers: nope. If this thing is a spectrum we’ve gone as close up to the line as possible but never crossed it. It’s been a fun ride and has had some really amazing moments as well as some pretty negative times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49895811)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:54 AM
Author: peach hairraiser ladyboy

Describe the good and the bad.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Olive fat ankles principal's office

So you just went to watch a bunch of old people fucking and walking around with their cocks out? What's the appeal? I understand you get poast content but your wife went too so whats the angle here?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

It’s just a resort vacation at the end of the day. Used to go to vanilla places. The COs are far more fun. People are friendlier, even if you aren’t playing with them. And it’s definitely not all old, ugly people there. It’s a sexually charged vibe and we have great sex with each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2#49896331)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Charismatic ebony kitchen

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what's the appeal if you can't fuck the tiny 22 yo WOC or witness the moans of your future wife.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: painfully honest provocative dingle berry

wdm negative times?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: transparent excitant indian lodge

Are there church services

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: drab swashbuckling stage jewess

A Buck Mulligan type leading Latin mass fully nude would be 18000000

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz sinister dilemma

an extreme prole i know went with his lesbain-in-denial wife. He said the place was 97% men, and all women were blown out swinger wives. It was their 10 year wedding anniversary.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: cocky bbw

Describe the typical manscaping routines. Were the guys all fully shaved like in porn?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse

Very rare to see hair on anyone.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: cocky bbw

Were you shaved or one of the few bros with hair?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Tantric mexican hospital

I brought a girl to the lobby of the jamaican one and we got in a huge fight and left

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