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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: aromatic institution fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: gold church double fault get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Jet Main People Clown Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: Lascivious karate community account cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: Wonderful buff keepsake machete height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: deranged erotic plaza patrolman you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: Elite self-centered multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Navy buck-toothed wagecucks pit Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Plum Frisky Address It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: Khaki Charismatic Toilet Seat Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: aromatic institution ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: Khaki Charismatic Toilet Seat Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: Cerebral vermilion sanctuary milk Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: laughsome tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: big irate menage codepig fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: Exhilarant startling international law enforcement agency useless brakes i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: Adventurous becky stage I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: titillating range sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: pearl exciting hall antidepressant drug lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: aromatic institution bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: Jet Main People Clown way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: aromatic institution what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Jet Main People Clown Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Passionate internal respiration feces 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: titillating range txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: aromatic institution i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: titillating range nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: grizzly trump supporter lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: aromatic institution she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: red home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: Twinkling telephone juggernaut its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: Twinkling telephone juggernaut if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: Obsidian Parlour Boiling Water if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Cerise Swashbuckling Meetinghouse Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: Cerise Swashbuckling Meetinghouse only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: sexy narrow-minded mad cow disease ape Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: Jet Main People Clown Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: titillating range On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: Cerise Swashbuckling Meetinghouse All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: pearl exciting hall antidepressant drug jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: sexy narrow-minded mad cow disease ape I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: Cerise Swashbuckling Meetinghouse TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Histrionic Opaque Fortuitous Meteor It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: aromatic institution god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: Jet Main People Clown tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: Jet Main People Clown I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: Cerise Swashbuckling Meetinghouse "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: titillating range No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: Cerise Swashbuckling Meetinghouse No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: titillating range This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: Cerise Swashbuckling Meetinghouse Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: grizzly trump supporter Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: titillating range "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: Jet Main People Clown I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Histrionic Opaque Fortuitous Meteor eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: grizzly trump supporter DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: aromatic institution c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Heady dun pistol locale Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Floppy Bull Headed Twinkling Uncleanness this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: Supple indirect expression it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: aromatic institution okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Histrionic Opaque Fortuitous Meteor 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Jet Main People Clown TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: aromatic institution i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: grizzly trump supporter See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: aromatic institution i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: Brindle sticky stage It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Jet Main People Clown True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: grizzly trump supporter cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Histrionic Opaque Fortuitous Meteor Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Heady dun pistol locale Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: Histrionic Opaque Fortuitous Meteor lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: grizzly trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: pearl exciting hall antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: aromatic institution yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Jet Main People Clown Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: Histrionic Opaque Fortuitous Meteor rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Cerise Swashbuckling Meetinghouse The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: aromatic institution this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: Jet Main People Clown I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: Cerise Swashbuckling Meetinghouse I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: Avocado soul-stirring temple cuckoldry must have been a lesbian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249239) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: Plum Frisky Address Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249382) |
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