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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
tell me
drab locale mood
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Wonderful newt box office
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Hateful Deer Antler Den
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Excitant reading party parlour
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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Khaki Fat Ankles Point
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Poppy soggy base
  08/14/13
lmao
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seedy slate space windowlicker
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
transparent thriller feces jewess
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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Wonderful newt box office
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Misunderstood plaza athletic conference
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
rofl
drab locale mood
  08/14/13
180
French tanning salon son of senegal
  08/14/13
rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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Galvanic blue kitty cat property
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Poppy soggy base
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Galvanic blue kitty cat property
  08/14/13
best of thread
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
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Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
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Boyish mahogany faggotry
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Boyish mahogany faggotry
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
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Wonderful newt box office
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Wonderful newt box office
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Wonderful newt box office
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Cowardly indecent stock car boistinker
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Poppy soggy base
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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drab locale mood
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180
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magenta adventurous library
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thirsty temple voyeur
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Elite razzmatazz ticket booth
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
titillating skinny woman
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Cream set pistol
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Misunderstood plaza athletic conference
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Misunderstood plaza athletic conference
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
French tanning salon son of senegal
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Buck-toothed Turquoise Theater Stage
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Cream set pistol
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
olive arousing organic girlfriend chapel
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Cream set pistol
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Cream set pistol
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Cream set pistol
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Cream set pistol
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Cream set pistol
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Wonderful newt box office
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Wonderful newt box office
  08/14/13
whatever
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Fighting garnet brethren
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Galvanic blue kitty cat property
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
lol
glittery police squad senate
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
180
French tanning salon son of senegal
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charismatic area
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Galvanic blue kitty cat property
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
magenta adventurous library
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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apoplectic vigorous pocket flask mad cow disease
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
French tanning salon son of senegal
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
French tanning salon son of senegal
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Wonderful newt box office
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Wonderful newt box office
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
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Shimmering range
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
glittery police squad senate
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Confused snowy sneaky criminal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
French tanning salon son of senegal
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
French tanning salon son of senegal
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
French tanning salon son of senegal
  08/14/13
165
Deranged potus water buffalo
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
lmao
Wonderful newt box office
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Outnumbered gay wizard
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Cerebral Lime Ratface
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Costumed Hall
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
magenta adventurous library
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
magenta adventurous library
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apoplectic vigorous pocket flask mad cow disease
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
Pics?
Low-t main people half-breed
  08/14/13
link?
seedy slate space windowlicker
  08/17/13
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drab locale mood
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
180 state
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
crawly big theatre
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
slap-happy market circlehead
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
slap-happy market circlehead
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
slap-happy market circlehead
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
slap-happy market circlehead
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
fluffy grizzly regret people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Underrated
Deranged potus water buffalo
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Curious toaster dopamine
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
very tactful cracking institution idea he suggested
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
fluffy grizzly regret people who are hurt
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Ruddy friendly grandma forum
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Mentally impaired school
  08/14/13
lol
ebony bipolar national stain
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Mentally impaired school
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
ebony bipolar national stain
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Mentally impaired school
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
very tactful cracking institution idea he suggested
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Bossy beady-eyed center
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
olive arousing organic girlfriend chapel
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
hideous orchestra pit
  08/14/13
180
appetizing magical genital piercing
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
ebony bipolar national stain
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Aphrodisiac Bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
ebony bipolar national stain
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histrionic up-to-no-good stage
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Flesh harsh house marketing idea
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180
slap-happy market circlehead
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fluffy grizzly regret people who are hurt
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crawly big theatre
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Heady cerise sound barrier
  09/11/13
Lmao
Gaped floppy principal's office
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motley giraffe station
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
duck-like contagious dysfunction
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
histrionic up-to-no-good stage
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
slap-happy market circlehead
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Multi-colored cruise ship
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
180
Pearly Kitchen Lettuce
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
talented hairy legs location
  08/17/13
poignant
Comical Fuchsia Boiling Water Abode
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Useless mental disorder hospital
  08/17/13
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histrionic up-to-no-good stage
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Heady cerise sound barrier
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Razzle-dazzle Dead Wagecucks Hell
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Ruddy friendly grandma forum
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Excitant reading party parlour
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
aromatic trailer park
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Clear Field Gunner
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Aphrodisiac Bawdyhouse
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seedy slate space windowlicker
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thirsty temple voyeur
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seedy slate space windowlicker
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Cheese-eating diverse stage dingle berry
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orange stirring dog poop
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magenta adventurous library
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
dark psychic stag film
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Abnormal Corn Cake Site
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
dark psychic stag film
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Pale Razzle Sex Offender
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: drab locale mood

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Hateful Deer Antler Den

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Excitant reading party parlour

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: thirsty temple voyeur

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: lascivious hominid gas station



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse cuckold

so underrated

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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Elite razzmatazz ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: topaz multi-billionaire corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Godawful shrine striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: French tanning salon son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Passionate Lemon Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Boyish mahogany faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Khaki Fat Ankles Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: motley giraffe station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Abusive tan weed whacker theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Khaki Fat Ankles Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: transparent thriller feces jewess

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Poppy soggy base

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: drab locale mood

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: seedy slate space windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Boyish mahogany faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: seedy slate space windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: transparent thriller feces jewess

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Cordovan Slimy Telephone

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Misunderstood plaza athletic conference

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: drab locale mood

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: French tanning salon son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: cocky racy resort codepig

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring native

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: ebony bipolar national stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Curious toaster dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Pale Razzle Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Passionate Lemon Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: motley giraffe station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Galvanic blue kitty cat property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Galvanic blue kitty cat property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Poppy soggy base

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Galvanic blue kitty cat property

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Boyish mahogany faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Boyish mahogany faggotry

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Cowardly indecent stock car boistinker

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Poppy soggy base

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: titillating skinny woman

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: drab locale mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: glittery police squad senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: navy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: thirsty temple voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Elite razzmatazz ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: titillating skinny woman

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Federal menage persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Galvanic blue kitty cat property

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shivering philosopher-king

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Frozen odious filthpig casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Galvanic blue kitty cat property

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: laughsome vermilion shitlib church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dead Wagecucks Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dead Wagecucks Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Pale Razzle Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: olive arousing organic girlfriend chapel

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Cream set pistol

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Misunderstood plaza athletic conference

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Misunderstood plaza athletic conference

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: French tanning salon son of senegal

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Turquoise Theater Stage

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Adulterous dilemma incel

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Cream set pistol

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: olive arousing organic girlfriend chapel

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Outnumbered gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Cream set pistol

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Cream set pistol

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Cream set pistol

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Cream set pistol

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cream set pistol

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Cream set pistol

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Fighting garnet brethren

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Galvanic blue kitty cat property

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: glittery police squad senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: French tanning salon son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: charismatic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Galvanic blue kitty cat property

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: apoplectic vigorous pocket flask mad cow disease

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: apoplectic vigorous pocket flask mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: French tanning salon son of senegal

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: French tanning salon son of senegal

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Shimmering range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: glittery police squad senate

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Stimulating dun parlor international law enforcement agency

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Confused snowy sneaky criminal fortuitous meteor

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: French tanning salon son of senegal

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: French tanning salon son of senegal

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: French tanning salon son of senegal

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Deranged potus water buffalo

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Wonderful newt box office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Outnumbered gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Cerebral Lime Ratface

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Costumed Hall

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: magenta adventurous library

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: apoplectic vigorous pocket flask mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Low-t main people half-breed

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: seedy slate space windowlicker

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: drab locale mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: 180 state

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: green hairraiser lay

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: crawly big theatre

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: slap-happy market circlehead

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: slap-happy market circlehead

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: slap-happy market circlehead

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: lavender twinkling uncleanness preventive strike

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: very tactful cracking institution idea he suggested

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: slap-happy market circlehead

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: fluffy grizzly regret people who are hurt

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Deranged potus water buffalo

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Curious toaster dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: very tactful cracking institution idea he suggested

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: fluffy grizzly regret people who are hurt

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Ruddy friendly grandma forum

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Provocative Primrose Whorehouse Yarmulke

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Mentally impaired school

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: ebony bipolar national stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Mentally impaired school

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: ebony bipolar national stain

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Mentally impaired school

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: very tactful cracking institution idea he suggested

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Bossy beady-eyed center

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: olive arousing organic girlfriend chapel

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: hideous orchestra pit

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: appetizing magical genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: ebony bipolar national stain

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bawdyhouse

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: ebony bipolar national stain

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: histrionic up-to-no-good stage



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Flesh harsh house marketing idea



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: slap-happy market circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: fluffy grizzly regret people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: crawly big theatre



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Heady cerise sound barrier



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Gaped floppy principal's office

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: motley giraffe station



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: duck-like contagious dysfunction

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: histrionic up-to-no-good stage

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Henna anal step-uncle's house bbw

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: slap-happy market circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: zippy peach haunted graveyard

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Pearly Kitchen Lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: scarlet marvelous double fault

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: talented hairy legs location

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Comical Fuchsia Boiling Water Abode

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Useless mental disorder hospital

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: histrionic up-to-no-good stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Heady cerise sound barrier

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dead Wagecucks Hell

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Ruddy friendly grandma forum

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Excitant reading party parlour

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: sable bearded mad-dog skullcap rigor

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Dashing pontificating sanctuary selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Clear Field Gunner

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: fragrant nofapping church

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: thirsty temple voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling shivering philosopher-king

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: orange stirring dog poop



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bawdyhouse



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: seedy slate space windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: seedy slate space windowlicker



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: thirsty temple voyeur



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: seedy slate space windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Cheese-eating diverse stage dingle berry

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: orange stirring dog poop



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: magenta adventurous library



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: dark psychic stag film

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Abnormal Corn Cake Site

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: dark psychic stag film

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Pale Razzle Sex Offender



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: seedy slate space windowlicker



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: seedy slate space windowlicker



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: supple university



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Pale Razzle Sex Offender



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Pale Razzle Sex Offender



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