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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Angry histrionic cumskin
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
salmon sexy menage lettuce
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Angry histrionic cumskin
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
salmon sexy menage lettuce
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Angry histrionic cumskin
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
salmon sexy menage lettuce
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Angry histrionic cumskin
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
salmon sexy menage lettuce
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Angry histrionic cumskin
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
salmon sexy menage lettuce
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Angry histrionic cumskin
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Angry histrionic cumskin
  08/18/13
k
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  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: salmon sexy menage lettuce

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: salmon sexy menage lettuce

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: salmon sexy menage lettuce

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: salmon sexy menage lettuce

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: salmon sexy menage lettuce

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: henna indian lodge son of senegal

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: henna indian lodge son of senegal

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: insecure irradiated electric furnace

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: multi-colored high-end locale mexican

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: topaz appetizing messiness

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: multi-colored high-end locale mexican



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Ruddy patrolman

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Ocher Tattoo

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: chrome hospital french chef

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: stimulating keepsake machete point

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: stimulating keepsake machete point

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: stimulating keepsake machete point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: salmon sexy menage lettuce

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: salmon sexy menage lettuce

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: salmon sexy menage lettuce

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: salmon sexy menage lettuce

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Slap-happy tripping space genital piercing

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
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criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: glittery rigpig

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: stimulating keepsake machete point

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867432)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: multi-colored high-end locale mexican



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36716006)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Cerise Cerebral Church Building

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Pearly Frum Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Flickering trip orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Bonkers red knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: federal candlestick maker main people

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Charismatic hell

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison toaster

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison toaster

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: french mental disorder

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Charismatic hell

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: henna indian lodge son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: flesh out-of-control resort

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Pearly Frum Factory Reset Button

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: stimulating keepsake machete point

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cheese-eating vibrant fat ankles school cafeteria

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: multi-colored high-end locale mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: elite infuriating marketing idea telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: elite infuriating marketing idea telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: multi-colored high-end locale mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Bonkers red knife

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Ocher Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: ungodly stirring lodge half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: claret boyish volcanic crater idea he suggested

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Peach Disturbing Gas Station Regret

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Peach Disturbing Gas Station Regret

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: disgusting alcoholic international law enforcement agency

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: brindle submissive senate water buffalo

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: chrome hospital french chef

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: chrome hospital french chef

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Puce Big Dog Poop Shrine

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Puce Big Dog Poop Shrine

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: green crackhouse internal respiration

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle obsidian hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Thriller Cordovan Wrinkle

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: provocative hairless rehab faggotry

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Galvanic Nowag Cuckold



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Dead Meetinghouse Rigor



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Laughsome Know-it-all Hunting Ground Corner

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: arousing indigo spot gaping

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: judgmental national roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Location Athletic Conference

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy tripping space genital piercing



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic therapy



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Galvanic Nowag Cuckold



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Overrated Hyperactive Step-uncle's House Selfie



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating vibrant fat ankles school cafeteria

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Angry histrionic cumskin



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle obsidian hairy legs



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Motley School

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002879)