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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
cracking set sound barrier
  09/15/13
explain.
excitant home
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
cracking set sound barrier
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Maize vigorous indirect expression nursing home
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Disgusting Comical Brunch Idiot
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Amber rebellious bawdyhouse
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Drab godawful coffee pot knife
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Geriatric coiffed whorehouse
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Maize vigorous indirect expression nursing home
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
deep dysfunction gas station
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
mischievous diverse jap theatre
  09/15/13
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sadistic stag film
  09/15/13
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excitant home
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Maize vigorous indirect expression nursing home
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
cracking set sound barrier
  09/15/13
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Concupiscible Gay Toaster
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
burgundy wonderful psychic
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Well-lubricated costumed kitchen mother
  09/15/13
its ok.
cracking set sound barrier
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
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  09/25/15
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  12/03/15
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cracking set sound barrier
  01/22/16
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Lake vibrant point
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Concupiscible Gay Toaster
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
cracking set sound barrier
  06/22/16
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House-broken Striped Hyena Therapy
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
cracking set sound barrier
  06/21/17
do you pay?
appetizing volcanic crater
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
cracking set sound barrier
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
appetizing volcanic crater
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
cracking set sound barrier
  06/21/17
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cracking set sound barrier
  02/11/23
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Irradiated abnormal native jewess
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
aromatic beta patrolman
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
cobalt casino
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: excitant home

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Maize vigorous indirect expression nursing home

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Disgusting Comical Brunch Idiot

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Amber rebellious bawdyhouse

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Drab godawful coffee pot knife

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Geriatric coiffed whorehouse

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Maize vigorous indirect expression nursing home

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: deep dysfunction gas station

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: mischievous diverse jap theatre

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: sadistic stag film



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: excitant home



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Maize vigorous indirect expression nursing home

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible Gay Toaster



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: burgundy wonderful psychic

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Well-lubricated costumed kitchen mother

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: judgmental narrow-minded tanning salon

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: House-broken Striped Hyena Therapy

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Lake vibrant point



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible Gay Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: House-broken Striped Hyena Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: appetizing volcanic crater

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: appetizing volcanic crater

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: salmon vengeful halford liquid oxygen

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Irradiated abnormal native jewess

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: aromatic beta patrolman

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: cobalt casino

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: federal mind-boggling french chef

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fat Ankles



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: cracking set sound barrier

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