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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: Fighting Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781784) |
Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: stirring filthy internal respiration locus Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM Author: Fighting Potus everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781807) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: boyish shimmering locale trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783912) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: talking location Ghostbusters II - River of Slime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782280) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: violet bearded whorehouse voyeur lol this is already happening in the south, little brother
except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM Author: bateful deep roommate organic girlfriend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Maize underhanded hall affirmative action how many STDs caught on that trip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781874) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM Author: bateful deep roommate organic girlfriend gotta catch 'em all! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781882) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: red infuriating station idiot Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782247) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM Author: sick rigpig wagecucks Cr, best trip ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782597) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM Author: ultramarine cruise ship Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781859) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM Author: saffron lascivious goal in life that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781908) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Fighting Potus bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781985) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: wonderful disrespectful chapel An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782013) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: offensive sepia turdskin How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782229) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: Ruddy National jump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782252) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Market could be a circular river (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782281) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: Fighting Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782297) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: rose state (guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783657) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: Sticky dark pozpig in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782272) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: Arousing honey-headed ladyboy this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782276) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Avocado hyperventilating meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#49916827) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: Anal pungent corner http://www.yumarivertubing.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782341) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM Author: Submissive galvanic stage way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.
I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.
main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.
what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.
Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM Author: bateful deep roommate organic girlfriend (dreamkiller) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782731) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: Submissive galvanic stage :(
man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.
but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do. |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM Author: Fighting Potus U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.
*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon* |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: Submissive galvanic stage "but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782798) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM Author: Metal motley parlour codepig fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783295) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM Author: Concupiscible dysfunction gunner just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783765) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: rose state isn't that basically Venice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783739) |